Problem with Women

[MadHatter]

I don't know why women hate me. I'm a God fearing Christian and I expect my wife only to due the duties appoint to her by God. I expect her to do my laundry, raise my children, make me a sandwich at a moment's notice, have dinner on the table when I get home, and stay where she belongs - the kitchen. Is that really so much to ask? Please tell me if you see any error in my ways.

God bless.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Problem with Women

I don't know why women hate me. I'm a God fearing Christian and I expect my wife only to due the duties appoint to her by God. I expect her to do my laundry, raise my children, make me a sandwich at a moment's notice, have dinner on the table when I get home, and stay where she belongs - the kitchen. Is that really so much to ask? Please tell me if you see any error in my ways.

God bless.

Women need a strong and dominant man to tell them where to be and when to be there! And right now, you sound like a limp wristed nancy boy.

Grab your KJV Bible and be stern when you talk to them, you can't give them any choices! Be demanding!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Problem with Women

I don't know why women hate me. I'm a God fearing Christian and I expect my wife only to due the duties appoint to her by God. I expect her to do my laundry, raise my children, make me a sandwich at a moment's notice, have dinner on the table when I get home, and stay where she belongs - the kitchen. Is that really so much to ask? Please tell me if you see any error in my ways.

God bless.

Well your first problem is that you aren't even a Christian, and you're a zit-faced teenager to boot. You probably don't know how to handle a woman. My guess is that your father didn't lay on enough good Christian beatings.

Maybe you should tell us about yourself before trying to land a wife. Start with your dad's credit card numbers, which we'll need to process your Love Offering. You can contact us via that shiny button at the bottom of this page.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Problem with Women

I don't know why women hate me. I'm a God fearing Christian and I expect my wife only to due the duties appoint to her by God. I expect her to do my laundry, raise my children, make me a sandwich at a moment's notice, have dinner on the table when I get home, and stay where she belongs - the kitchen. Is that really so much to ask? Please tell me if you see any error in my ways.

God bless.

Perhaps you should stop trying to find a wife at the Sunglass Hut or Harlot Haven Bikini Waxing at the mall, and try a Bible-believing church instead.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Problem with Women

I don't know why women hate me. I'm a God fearing Christian and I expect my wife only to due the duties appoint to her by God. I expect her to do my laundry, raise my children, make me a sandwich at a moment's notice, have dinner on the table when I get home, and stay where she belongs - the kitchen. Is that really so much to ask? Please tell me if you see any error in my ways.

God bless.

It sounds to me like you may have already spoiled her. I suppose her kitchen is full of electical appliances? Start taking away "luxury" items, like the dishwasher, range, and microwave. Make sure she doesn't use a long-handled mop . . . tell her to get on her knees and scrub for her master!

PS She may need a spanking!

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: Problem with Women

It sounds to me like you may have already spoiled her. I suppose her kitchen is full of electical appliances? Start taking away "luxury" items, like the dishwasher, range, and microwave. Make sure she doesn't use a long-handled mop . . . tell her to get on her knees and scrub for her master!

PS She may need a spanking!

You are absolutely correct Sister!
When I started getting too uppity years ago, Mr. Roberts sold all the modern appliances......Instead, I got a well deserved spanking and a "new" washing machine.

[father Wilders]

Re: Problem with Women

Bwahaha, this cant be true, you are here to provoke people like me to response to this sh*t.

If it is true tour religion is even worse then islam who also allows to beat your wife, idiots!!!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Problem with Women

Bwahaha, this cant be true, you are here to provoke people like me to response to this sh*t.

If it is true tour religion is even worse then islam who also allows to beat your wife, idiots!!!

Hey lullo!

Do you have a contribution to make, or shall I ban your ass back to your backwards country NOW?

Your choice.

[lollies]

Re: Problem with Women

like in the holy book does it say that women shoud do all those things for you ?? I'm only suggesting maybe you should help her out just slightly because she may find that there is alot of pressure on her too be this perfect partner for you ?? and maybe needs reassurance that her hard work is paying off

[thatguy]

Re: Problem with Women

Wow, you even diss people as twisted as yourselves. This is beyond weird.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Problem with Women

Wow, you even diss people as twisted as yourselves. This is beyond weird.

I think you should do some Bible reading:
God is exceptionally clear on women:

• There are here as a suitable help for men. Not as a partner.
• They are here to produce children for the man and will suffer doing so.
• They require a responsible male guardian at all times, save when they are widowed.
• They are property to be bought and sold.
• If, being within the city walls, they are raped and fail to cry out, they are to be stoned to death.
• They are worth significantly less than a man.
• Wives must look upon their husband as the husband looks upon Christ.
• Reluctance to follow any of the above usually ends in devastation being visited upon all concerned by God.
• Throughout history, women, and men listening to women, have caused God a lot of trouble.

Less clear is whether women have a soul. Some of the more liberal brethren believe they have a small one.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Problem with Women

What bothers me about women is how they're constantly after you to marry them! Like being engaged for 7 years isn't enough!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Problem with Women

What bothers me about women is how they're constantly after you to marry them! Like being engaged for 7 years isn't enough!

and they want sex from you all the time if you marry them.

[theunderdog]

Re: Problem with Women

I think you should do some Bible reading:
God is exceptionally clear on women:

• There are here as a suitable help for men. Not as a partner.
• They are here to produce children for the man and will suffer doing so.
• They require a responsible male guardian at all times, save when they are widowed.
• They are property to be bought and sold.
• If, being within the city walls, they are raped and fail to cry out, they are to be stoned to death.
• They are worth significantly less than a man.
• Wives must look upon their husband as the husband looks upon Christ.
• Reluctance to follow any of the above usually ends in devastation being visited upon all concerned by God.
• Throughout history, women, and men listening to women, have caused God a lot of trouble.

Less clear is whether women have a soul. Some of the more liberal brethren believe they have a small one.

Right, so women are vehicles for the pleasure and convience of men. Looks to me like someone doens't want to get off his ass and get things himself.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Problem with Women

Right, so women are vehicles for the pleasure and convience of men. Looks to me like someone doens't want to get off his ass and get things himself.

Looks to me like some hellbound God-mocking fool doesn't want to get off his zit-covered ass and read God's Holy Word to see what HE wants us to do.

I suppose you think murder and thievery and sodomy are all perfectly fine behaviors too.