[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse

With the passing of time, all must expire. With time comes age, and with age comes death.

And surely the reason I'm here must be that I serve as an example to you Xtians how NOT to be. Ie you can show my posts to your children and say 'look, Zeke jr (or whatever) that's what a hellbound sinner ends up like! Now you read the bible or you'll end up that way too!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse

So you are one of the "everyone is here for a reason" crowd?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse

With the passing of time, all must expire. With time comes age, and with age comes death.

And surely the reason I'm here must be that I serve as an example to you Xtians how NOT to be. Ie you can show my posts to your children and say 'look, Zeke jr (or whatever) that's what a hellbound sinner ends up like! Now you read the bible or you'll end up that way too!

And are you proud of that? Can you honestly say that you are proud to be an example of everything a God-fearing True Christian should avoid? Hve you no shame at all??

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse

So you are one of the "everyone is here for a reason" crowd?

I believe we're here (on Earth) because we were BORN here. Simple old As we go along in our lives, we give to them whatever purpose as we see fit.

And are you proud of that? Can you honestly say that you are proud to be an example of everything a God-fearing True Christian should avoid? Hve you no shame at all??

Considering all that Christianity stands for, yes.

[Sara]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse

can't wait till you all burn in hell!! I think you should all be tortured

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse

can't wait till you all burn in hell!! I think you should all be tortured

Sara, we aren't going to hell. We are TRUE CHRISTIANS(TM). We have Heaven all to ourselves. Are you related to that other little retard Icky?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse

can't wait till you all burn in hell!! I think you should all be tortured

Friend,

Why all this hatred? Can't you just see we are simple people just living as God wants? Is there no room in your heart for this? Is it that cold?

[True_One]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse

Sweet Jesus kills off heathen scum as He sees fit.

Time is a tool for measuring things, it cannot kill you or anyone else. Surely even an empty-headed demon like you would have known that.

Jesus has called you here for some reason, though for the life of me, I cannot imagine why. He'll send you tumbling head-over-heels into the lake of fire one fine day.

YOU ARE SCUM YOURSELF. U SON OF THE DEVIL

[True_One]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse

I am a prancing homer.