[Pastor Ezekiel]

I never did quite understand what all the commotion was about. His wife=his property.

I don't get that concept either. I recall THIS case in the communist "state" of Oregon, where a man was actually imprisoned for "going unto" his wife.

The wife Greta, 23, was a troubled woman. Her peccadilloes, admitted before trial, included extramarital affairs, two abortions (one for a child not her husband's), and a lesbian relationship (the last she later denied). She enjoys the publicity that has accompanied the prosecution of her husband, said Burt; according to witnesses, she announced that she is going to "be rich and famous" after signing a movie contract to tell her story. Before the trial Burt protested: "There are enough problems with the marital relationship without allowing one spouse to charge the other with a 20-year felony." Husband John, he later told the jury, "honestly believed that if you are married to a woman you have a right to sex."

What amazes me is that she wasn't prosecuted for murdering those babies and wanton lezbeanism.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

What amazes me is that she wasn't prosecuted for murdering those babies and wanton lezbeanism.

For that, we can thank the unelected liberal activist justices, with their inverted moral values. It's a "constitutional right" to murder your precious unborn babies and commit lezbanianism, but you can be locked up for exercising what the Bible plainly says is your right to marital relations.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse

I guess so Moonflower, my previous cook has been burning the toast more and more so I guess it time to let her go. But go easy on the pie. MKL keep on complaining to us about you pestering him to always eat your pie and my doctor wants me to lose weight.

YAY!

*hugs BJ*

Don't worry about losing weight BJ, Moon can cook you up yummy food that's not fattening at all. I have to be able to keep my youthful figure as well (if not, I won't get a husband), so all my cooking is healthy (but very yummy).

So when do I start??

Very anxious to work,
Moon

[Bobby-Joe]

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YAY!

*hugs BJ*

Don't worry about losing weight BJ, Moon can cook you up yummy food that's not fattening at all. I have to be able to keep my youthful figure as well (if not, I won't get a husband), so all my cooking is healthy (but very yummy).

So when do I start??

Very anxious to work,
Moon

When you're ready. I'll call the Homeland Security and have Juanita arrested for accepting phone calls from the middle east. Staff turn overs are so much easier now.

Now mind you when you cook none of this "diet" nonsense. It is well known that Al Quida sticks chemicals into the diet stuff to render Christian men impotent. Like I said my animal worshiping Raghead doctor wants me to get my blood pressure down so I have to be careful about my diet.

[MoonFlower]

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DIET?! Who said anything about a DIET?! No BJ, Mood does not believe in diets, therefore you don't have to worry about any "sugar free" cookies or whatnot. So shall I come over tonight and get started with a yummy lamb dinner, dessert included??? Gosh I LOVE cooking and cleaning! You'll be so happy with me BJ, I just know it!

Moon

PS - One question, is this a live-in position or do I return to my tree after dinner??

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse

PS - One question, is this a live-in position or do I return to my tree after dinner??

Well it's not like Juanita is going to need her room in their servant’s quarters behind the garage. But, you do know a Mexiskin lived in that room Moon? I mean suite yourself but what I wouldn't dream of forcing Pastor Al's granddaughter to live like that.

[MoonFlower]

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Well it's not like Juanita is going to need her room in their servant’s quarters behind the garage. But, you do know a Mexiskin lived in that room Moon? I mean suite yourself but what I wouldn't dream of forcing Pastor Al's granddaughter to live like that.

Eeeew. Could that possibly be the cats' place? I tend to them very well, so the room will be cleaned three times daily. Do you happen to have anywhere inside I could sleep?? The couch is fine, but if you have a room that would be great BJ.

Moon

PS - Do I need a uniform of some sort, or no?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Eeeew. Could that possibly be the cats' place? I tend to them very well, so the room will be cleaned three times daily. Do you happen to have anywhere inside I could sleep?? The couch is fine, but if you have a room that would be great BJ.

Moon

PS - Do I need a uniform of some sort, or no?

Gee Moonflower, you know I only have a modest little eight bedroom being a bachelor and all that. On the other hand you are (almost) real people so I suppose you could use my old colored servant's Jimmy P's room since he still in State for next five years for burning that Des Moines Catlicker church. (You have no problems with black velvet paintings, do you? Jimmy P was into those)

No uniform but I assume you have something to meet the Landover Standard code of Lady's dress?

[MoonFlower]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse

Gee Moonflower, you know I only have a modest little eight bedroom being a bachelor and all that. On the other hand you are (almost) real people so I suppose you could use my old colored servant's Jimmy P's room since he still in State for next five years for burning that Des Moines Catlicker church. (You have no problems with black velvet paintings, do you? Jimmy P was into those)

No uniform but I assume you have something to meet the Landover Standard code of Lady's dress?

Wow, just eight bedrooms BJ? That sucks. I don't mind living in Jimmy's old room (although it's gonna need a serious bleach cleaning before I sleep there). I don't think sun dresses are allowed in the code of Lady's attire, right? If not, BTB could always help me out there, she's got such great teaste in clothes.

Moon

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You know, Moon, I have a few suggestions as to some 'special ingredients' to go into BJ's cooking.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse

You know, Moon, I have a few suggestions as to some 'special ingredients' to go into BJ's cooking.

Eye of newt and diced placenta no doubt.

I do not advise attempting to poison Brother BJ, degenerate witch. He is protected by the blood of JESUS!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse

Aw, no need to worry Zeke. How about I go make you a sandwich like you're always asking for?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse

Aw, no need to worry Zeke. How about I go make you a sandwich like you're always asking for?

How about you bugger off and die, you satanic old habergeon?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse

Don't worry, BT.
Time will eventually perform its task. However, I'm not sure that even tomorrow (knock on wood that won't happen but still) would be soon enough for you, would it?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Humble Church Mouse

Don't worry, BT.
Time will eventually perform its task. However, I'm not sure that even tomorrow (knock on wood that won't happen but still) would be soon enough for you, would it?

Sweet Jesus kills off heathen scum as He sees fit.

Time is a tool for measuring things, it cannot kill you or anyone else. Surely even an empty-headed demon like you would have known that.

Jesus has called you here for some reason, though for the life of me, I cannot imagine why. He'll send you tumbling head-over-heels into the lake of fire one fine day.