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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #31
    Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

    Originally posted by parrotlover49 View Post
    I did not attack but told the truth. If you saw it as a attack it only because what i said was true. and that why your angry. I seen nothing but hate on this board
    this is not christian. you see instead of attacking the woman and her son because you think he may be gray I pray that if her son is gay he will see the error of his way and come to jesus.
    no the shame is on you and i will say prayers for you tionight that you see the error of your way
    you win souls for jesus with love not hate
    i mean someone posts about a couple who abused children and put them in a cage and posters side with the parents??? saying it what god wants i dont think so.
    with a world filled with such evil i thought i found a christian group whare they shared the love of god with each other. I have not seen this here
    linda
    Linda,

    We really need you take a better effort with your grammar and spelling. Your posts are extremely difficult to understand. If this is because of demonic possession just say so and we will pray for you.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Crazy Cat Lady
      Unsaved Trash
       
      • Nov 2006
      • 51

      #32
      Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

      Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
      Brothers and Sisters:

      My son Herbert, Jr. is a 31-year old public relations executive on the West Coast, and he needs a loving Christian woman that wants a large Christian family and knows her way around a kitchen. Gosh-- he would just kill me if he knew I was trying to fix him up!!



      Herbert (back row, far right) is very busy with his work, too busy for girlfriends, he says. He does something with the dairy industry in San Francisco-- working on legislation with some organization that involves milk. As such, he mostly associates with other manly men-- you know, dairy farmers, motorcycle riders, policemen, construction workers, lumberjacks, etc.
      Dear Mr Worthington, I believe I've met your son.....I was in the neighborhood with some of my kitties...and your son, he appeared most startled to see me! He didn't appear to be at all fond of kitties!

      I hope you find him a nice lady, but it does appear he isn't at all fond of kitties......maybe he'd be happier with a different kind of pet.

      And why do people call me the crazy cat lady? Couldn't my name be changed to 'the cat lady'? I'm not crazy, surely having so many cat children cannot be crazy, they are my babies.

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      • Rev. Dr. Davidson
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2007
        • 1439

        #33
        Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

        Originally posted by parrotlover49 View Post
        I did not attack, but told the truth as I see it. If you saw it as an attack, it is only because what i said was true, and that's why you're angry. I've seen nothing but hate on this board. This is not christian. You see, instead of attacking the man and his son because you think he may be gay(sentence fragment, consider revising) I pray that if his son is gay, he will see the error of his ways and come to jesus.

        No, the shame is on you and i will say a prayer for you tonight, that you see the error of your ways. You win souls for Jesus with love not hate.
        I mean, someone posts about a couple who abused children and put them in a cage, and posters side with the parents???(It is proper to put only one question mark.) You're saying it's what god wants, and I dont think so.

        With a world filled with such evil, I thought I had found a Christian group where they shared the love of god with each other. I have not seen this here.

        linda
        Parrotlover,
        I've corrected the grammar and punctuation on your above post. Why did I do this? To begin with, people take you more seriously if you use proper English. Second, as a good True Christian™ I felt the need to help you with your problem. I can't help you with your hate problem. You'll have to work that one out on your own. I can point you in the right direction though. Start by reading the KJV1611 bible from cover to cover. After that, beg Jesus to come into your heart and take away your sins. Then beg Him to help you with your hate problem. Jesus made you come here for a reason. Perhaps it's because you need help?

        You might also consider another thing. You came to this website of your own free will. We did nothing to you, yet you come into a thread and spread the hateful remarks pretty thick. If Jesus can forgive you, then so can I.

        If you have a point to make, I'd suggest you do it calmly. Type using proper sentence structure, grammar, and punctuation. People who follow those simple rules tend to find an easier time getting what they want to say across. None of us are perfect, but making an honest attempt at civility goes a long way.

        As for the thread you're jumping in on and making assumptions about? Try staying on topic. You're referring to another thread all together at one point. Slow down, take a deep breath, and read the KJV1611 bible all the way through before trying to judge others.
        "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
        (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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        • TwinkBoy
          CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2006
          • 212

          #34
          Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

          Monte loves..send your son to me and in JUST SEVEN DAYS I can make him a MANnnn!!
          Last edited by TwinkBoy; 02-22-2007, 01:58 AM.
          "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

          "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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          • WickedWitch
            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
            • Jan 2007
            • 1366

            #35
            Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

            Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
            Monte loves..send your son to me and in JUST SEVEN DAYS I can make him a MANnnn!!
            I'm a thread-derailing fan!
            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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            • OnYourKnees
              On Extended Furlough
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2006
              • 4729

              #36
              Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

              With a world filled with such evil, I thought I had found a Christian group where they shared the love of god with each other. I have not seen this here.

              linda
              Thank you for the corrections, RDD. I was really unable to make any sense of of Linda's rantings before you translated.

              Linda, here at Landover Baptist Church, we share the complete Truth about what God says in His Word. We don't just pick out the happy bits that we like.

              He has described Himself, what/who He loves, and what/who He hates. He instructs us in whom to reward and whom to kill, and tells us which people will go to Heaven, and which will be cast in the Lake of Fire.

              Now, if you believe we have somehow misread or failed to understand the Bible at some point, I invite you to quote the relevant Scripture, that we may discuss it with you. However, vague ramblings about "sharing the love of God" get all of us nowhere.

              Incidentally, we DO share the Love of God with each other, just as you state, and as God commands. Not with those who refuse to follow Him; we are commanded by His Word to stone such people.

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              • parrotlover49
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2007
                • 25

                #37
                Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                lol now im just laughing at you. A unsaved person is a homer as you put it ? you cannot be for real.
                this is to funny. a person who not saved is lost until they are saved not a homosexual until saved. That is completly ... one word fits: Stupid.
                linda

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #38
                  Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                  Originally posted by parrotlover49 View Post
                  lol now im just laughing at you. A unsaved person is a homer as you put it ? you cannot be for real.
                  this is to funny. a person who not saved is lost until they are saved not a homosexual until saved. That is completly ... one word fits: Stupid.
                  linda
                  Linda,

                  Witness with me God's words threw His favorite mouth piece Paul on this;

                  Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
                  3:11 There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God.
                  3:12 They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
                  3:13 Their throat is an open sepulchre; with their tongues they have used deceit; the poison of asps is under their lips:
                  3:14 Whose mouth is full of cursing and bitterness:
                  3:15 Their feet are swift to shed blood:
                  3:16 Destruction and misery are in their ways:
                  3:17 And the way of peace have they not known:
                  3:18 There is no fear of God before their eyes.
                  The message is clear. Utter depravity of the unsaved. Homerism, bothering the pets worshiping graven imagines, servicing Ukranian saliors and so all are what the unsaved do Linda. We don't need to mention what "the poison of the asps" is referring to.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #39
                    Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                    Originally posted by parrotlover49 View Post
                    lol now im just laughing at you. A unsaved person is a homer as you put it ? you cannot be for real.
                    this is to funny. a person who not saved is lost until they are saved not a homosexual until saved. That is completly ... one word fits: Stupid.
                    linda
                    James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

                    Either you are Saved, or you are an unsaved sinner. That is all there is to it. In the eyes of The Lord, there is no distinction whatsoever between Garry Glitter, Pol Pot, Bill Clinton, Pope Benedict or Elton John - they are all equally deserving of eternal Hellfire.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #40
                      Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

                      Either you are Saved, or you are an unsaved sinner. That is all there is to it. In the eyes of The Lord, there is no distinction whatsoever between Garry Glitter, Pol Pot, Bill Clinton, Pope Benedict or Elton John - they are all equally deserving of eternal Hellfire.
                      Not mention they are all homers under God's eyes. Whether they have debauched with another man or nor is irrelevant.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • WickedWitch
                        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 1366

                        #41
                        Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                        Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                        I'm a thread-derailing fan!

                        Damn it, you Mods leave my posts alone! There's nothing wrong with joining Twink in a little singing about making a man, is there? No. It's just some good, slightly unclean fun. "You can see it when a Mod/Admin edits your posts," they say; "We only do it when necessary," they say. Well "Shine on, you crazy diamonds," I say!
                        Last edited by OnYourKnees; 02-22-2007, 08:38 PM. Reason: HTML error corrected
                        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                        • WickedWitch
                          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                          CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1366

                          #42
                          Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                          Originally posted by Undecided (*Before* OYK Edited It) View Post
                          Well "Boy howdy," I say!
                          You've done it again!! If your edit weren't such a funny thing to say, I'd be a lot angrier. You're lucky this time, OYK, but in the future you loony Mods just leave my posts alone! I Allie will learn to properly understand the Mods are just following Jesus guidance on how He wants His forum run.
                          Last edited by OnYourKnees; 02-24-2007, 10:45 PM. Reason: minor grammar error
                          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #43
                            Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                            Uhhh, BJ dear? Alie doesn't spell her name with two 'L's'.
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                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555

                              #44
                              Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Uhhh, BJ dear? Alie doesn't spell her name with two 'L's'.
                              Don't you have some cookies to bake?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Rachael Van Helsing
                                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5131

                                #45
                                Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

                                It's nearly midnight, my dear Zeke....the baking can wait until tomorrow.
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                                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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