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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #76
    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

    Originally posted by Joo View Post
    Like me for example. I just don't usually say everything I'm thinking.
    You'd be better off if you said even less.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Joo
        International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Jun 2007
        • 831
        #77
        Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        You'd be better off if you said even less.
        You're probably right, but I'll live with the consequences of what I say and do.

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          • Jack
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Sep 2006
            • 16
            #78
            Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

            Originally posted by Loser_seed View Post
            I'm in the mood for a girl that is willing to do some fun stuff. Any preatty liitle thing who do.
            You could just sit infront of a television with a handful of lube
            Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten

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              • Sister Noddy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2007
                • 1843
                #79
                Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                Originally posted by Jack View Post

                You could just sit infront of a television with a handful of lube
                Hmmm ... I think that's what he does already ...
                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555
                    #80
                    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                    Originally posted by Jack View Post
                    You could just sit infront of a television with a handful of lube
                    What on earth are you talking about? My cars get lubed and lovingly rubbed down all the time by my personal mechanic (I think his name is juan) in my 12 car garage. He was trained at the famous "Carl Perkins School of Lube", and is quite good at it. Why would you need lube for watching TV?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Joo
                        International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 831
                        #81
                        Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        What on earth are you talking about? My cars get lubed and lovingly rubbed down all the time by my personal mechanic (I think his name is juan) in my 12 car garage. He was trained at the famous "Carl Perkins School of Lube", and is quite good at it. Why would you need lube for watching TV?
                        You're the guy who's supposedly watched over 10,000 hours of pornography as "research" I think you would have figured that out by now.

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                          • Wash O'Hanley
                            Debate Moderator (and participant)
                            Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
                            Louder Than Reason
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2126
                            #82
                            Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                            As far as the courts are concerned Pastor Ezekiel, myself and several other male members of this church did that for educational purposes.
                            sigpic

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                              • yungt33nsisterluvr
                                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 7
                                #83
                                Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                                TTIWWP! Please post picture. I think I can set you up with my sister

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                                  • Bobby-Joe
                                    Landover Security Superviser
                                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 18405
                                    #84
                                    Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                                    Originally posted by yungt33nsisterluvr View Post
                                    TTIWWP! Please post picture. I think I can set you up with my sister
                                    Friend,

                                    Do you really want to end up under moderation with only two posts? Please think of what would Jesus post before you post yourself.

                                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                      • yungt33nsisterluvr
                                        Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                        • Sep 2007
                                        • 7
                                        #85
                                        Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                        Friend,

                                        Do you really want to end up under a moderator with only two posts? Please think of what would Jesus post before you post yourself.
                                        fixed. There's absolutely NO shame in posting what you really want to say. No need to beat around the bush here correct?

                                        And as far as Jesus...I have a friend named Jesus (he pronounces it Hey Zeus though) a fine Mexican man. I'll ask him today at work.

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                                          • lord warrior
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            • Sep 2007
                                            • 406
                                            #86
                                            Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                                            To blaspheme the name of God with that of a wetback, you need more than moderation.

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                                              • Bobby-Joe
                                                Landover Security Superviser
                                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 18405
                                                #87
                                                Re: Godless lesbean looking to drag another woman down to Hell

                                                Originally posted by yungt33nsisterluvr View Post
                                                fixed. There's absolutely NO shame in posting what you really want to say. No need to beat around the bush here correct?

                                                And as far as Jesus...I have a friend named Jesus (he pronounces it Hey Zeus though) a fine Mexican man. I'll ask him today at work.
                                                Please friend, You should know that Jesus Christ is a white man and certainly not a little brown one. We don't need any Wetback Mountain action here.

                                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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