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  • godmocker1
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2010
    • 24
    #1

    hi

    im a 20yo female looking for a long term relationship.
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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405
      #2
      Re: hi

      Originally posted by godmocker1 View Post
      im a 20yo female looking for a long term relationship.
      Everyone knows you're a man so cut it out sinner.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22369
          #3
          Re: hi

          Originally posted by godmocker1 View Post
          im a 20yo female looking for a long term relationship
          Satan will have a relationship with you in which he sodomizes you for all eternity in hell .
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267
              #4
              Re: hi

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Everyone knows you're a man so cut it out sinner.

              Bobby- Joe do we have another he/she? They seem to be coming in droves.

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                • Mrs. Rogers
                  compassion personified
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2692
                  #5
                  Re: hi

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  Satan will have a relationship with you in which he sodomizes you for all eternity in hell .
                  Amen, Brother COM! Seeing as godmocker1 already has a boyfriend waiting for him/her -- albeit a very impatient, randy boyfriend with horns and a pitchfork -- this thread will now be closed. I wouldn't want godmocker1 to enrage Satan further by being unfaithful.
                  True Christians are Perfect!

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                  Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                  For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555
                      #6
                      Re: hi

                      Originally posted by godmocker1 View Post
                      im a 20yo female looking for a long term relationship.
                      Nobody here want's to date any demons. Shoo.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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