[Gargamel]

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Loo and behold that even men of utmost faith have committed sins of the flesh and hungers for more.
Had not the lord given you a fine wife of your own and granted she you not two healthy children, whom you raised in the name of the lord?
Shouldn't this be enough for a man of noble standards and highest faith?
You ask of a pure woman whom you can only offer lust and wickedness in return, and thou say that thou will become an unwed man in 7 to 14 days, could thou not provide for thy woman and if thy could why would she be leaving thou side or are thou leaving her side in search of flesh?
Not only are thou sinning but thou art also searching for a woman of teen age, ain't nothing sacred to you?

I just got an email telling me that my accusation is baseless and I should apologize.
Should I apologize to a homo for being gay, should I apologize to a murderer when he kills my loved onces?
If I should then god has truly forsaken us but until then I will not apologize to a womanizer nor a beast of lust.

[Levi Jones]

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Loo and behold that even men of utmost faith have committed sins of the flesh and hungers for more.
Had not the lord given you a fine wife of your own and granted she you not two healthy children, whom you raised in the name of the lord?
Shouldn't this be enough for a man of noble standards and highest faith?
You ask of a pure woman whom you can only offer lust and wickedness in return, and thou say that thou will become an unwed man in 7 to 14 days, could thou not provide for thy woman and if thy could why would she be leaving thou side or are thou leaving her side in search of flesh?
Not only are thou sinning but thou art also searching for a woman of teen age, ain't nothing sacred to you?

Quote chapter and verse or get thine foulness out.

[James Dewitt]

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Quote chapter and verse or get thine foulness out.

Brother Levi, what have I done that is so wrong? All I am trying to do is find a bride. Is finding a bride to share your life with so wrong? I would like to have more sons for Jesus is that so wrong?

Genesis 1:27-28
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

[handmaiden]

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exploring the world means learning. learning about dot particals ans the string theory. learning about poetry and history as well as art and molecular nanotechnology. its important to learn and grow as a person before women have a child. mary was a wise woman and had wisdom to pass on to jesus. girls fresh out of jr. high shouldnt be having children because they have no wisdome of the world to offer their children. oh and everyone makes mistakes so dont be judging my education because unlike the 14 yearolds that have children, i got the oppritunity to have one.

Okay, where do we start? Particle physics and string theory are complicated enough without reading a textbook where the sentences are not capitalized or spell checked. Likewise, poetry, art , history and molecular nanotechnology (the last, miraculously spelled right ) require a disciplined approach to written communication in order to convey their content.

As for your contention, "so dont be judging my education because unlike the 14 yearolds that have children, i got the oppritunity to have one." (sic)-- Anyone with a claim to education would look suspiciously upon your assertion. What is your discipline? Do you really think that when you enter the profession that you will be permitted to get away with such sloppy written efforts? I would sue my school for ignoring this critical and first priority aspect of your education.


What can be gleaned from the Bible is that Joseph taught Jesus his profession. Likewise, Joseph and other mature males would have taught Jesus the Torah. Mary's influence would have waned considerable once she had the Holy Tyke weaned and potty trained. If Mary had any wisdom to offer her son, it would have been the simple things-- "Don't touch that! You don't know where it's been! Don't take candy from strangers. Wait at least 30 minutes after eating to go swimming in the Dead Sea." I really doubt that nanotechnology came into it.

hahaha good point. i suppose a family on a budget does know the value of a dollar. i want rased on a budget. i was rased with maids and nannies and all i had do to was cram and study. i do read the bible and a lot of godly lit. i had to for a class and my grandmother read it to me as a child. she alwasy said that i had to be well educated because that was her dream when she came to this country. i'm a first generation american on my mother's side and my father was navajo, but he's gone now. honestly, i didnt know what to to after my mother got sick. i had to do what i could and all i could do is work with electronics. i suppose i learnd children arent a good thing to have at an early age because of the community i saw around my home. i appoligise for the way i write. writing was never my strength and i dont realy go over anything because i find myself doing 4 or 5 things at a time. i dont know how someone could take me by the hand and show me how to write, considering its not high school. i'm just happy i can write a paper when i have too why is god a "he"? i thought god as all and everything, so how could god have a gender?

If I understand anything of the above--which again, is touch based on the way it appears on the "page"-- you work in electronics. Good for you. How clearly are the instructions /diagrams in your learning materials written?
"Cut the red wire" is pretty simple. If the sentence read "put the red wire" that would leave the field open to correct the "P" and substitute a "c" and get the instructions right. Or one might assume that the "p" was the correct part, and subsitute "ll" for the "t" and then pull the red wire instead of cutting. The results could be spectacularly wrong.

Just because it's not high school it doesn't mean they don't have a responsiblity to improve your writing. I had an essay submitted to a contest because it was considered so good. When I went on to my undergraduate institution, my English professor still found ways to improve my writing. It helped that I wasn't too stubborn to learn.

So, you don't really go over your writing because you're usually doing 4 or 5 things at a time. We've already covered that. Take - a -breath. You have a lot on your shoulders. Maybe the time that you spend on this forum arguing points that can be oh-so-easily shot down --(ever hear the saying "fish in a barrel'?)-- could be used for sleeping or reading all those Bible verses that the brethren thoughtfullly provide which you find troubling.

As for the "God has no gender" bit. That God the father/mother crap ain't gonna fly around here.

Sincerely Yours,

Handmaiden

p.s. I am going to post this without previewing it. This action is going to make my crazy. However, I want you to see my writing and my all-too-human mistakes. If you are at all honest with yourself, you will see that my writing is at least readable in its "raw" state, even though I use complex, multi-clause sentences. Punctuation helps!

[BelieverInGod]

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exploring the world means learning. learning about dot particals ans the string theory. learning about poetry and history as well as art and molecular nanotechnology. its important to learn and grow as a person before women have a child. mary was a wise woman and had wisdom to pass on to jesus. girls fresh out of jr. high shouldnt be having children because they have no wisdome of the world to offer their children. oh and everyone makes mistakes so dont be judging my education because unlike the 14 yearolds that have children, i got the oppritunity to have one.

How is any of this going to help her be a good wife and mother?

Oh, and if I can type properly with a sleeping child in one arm, you could at least put in some effort.

[theonetheonlyme]

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Okay, where do we start? Particle physics and string theory are complicated enough without reading a textbook where the sentences are not capitalized or spell checked. Likewise, poetry, art , history and molecular nanotechnology (the last, miraculously spelled right ) require a disciplined approach to written communication in order to convey their content.

As for your contention, "so dont be judging my education because unlike the 14 yearolds that have children, i got the oppritunity to have one." (sic)-- Anyone with a claim to education would look suspiciously upon your assertion. What is your discipline? Do you really think that when you enter the profession that you will be permitted to get away with such sloppy written efforts? I would sue my school for ignoring this critical and first priority aspect of your education.


What can be gleaned from the Bible is that Joseph taught Jesus his profession. Likewise, Joseph and other mature males would have taught Jesus the Torah. Mary's influence would have waned considerable once she had the Holy Tyke weaned and potty trained. If Mary had any wisdom to offer her son, it would have been the simple things-- "Don't touch that! You don't know where it's been! Don't take candy from strangers. Wait at least 30 minutes after eating to go swimming in the Dead Sea." I really doubt that nanotechnology came into it.



If I understand anything of the above--which again, is touch based on the way it appears on the "page"-- you work in electronics. Good for you. How clearly are the instructions /diagrams in your learning materials written?
"Cut the red wire" is pretty simple. If the sentence read "put the red wire" that would leave the field open to correct the "P" and substitute a "c" and get the instructions right. Or one might assume that the "p" was the correct part, and subsitute "ll" for the "t" and then pull the red wire instead of cutting. The results could be spectacularly wrong.

Just because it's not high school it doesn't mean they don't have a responsiblity to improve your writing. I had an essay submitted to a contest because it was considered so good. When I went on to my undergraduate institution, my English professor still found ways to improve my writing. It helped that I wasn't too stubborn to learn.

So, you don't really go over your writing because you're usually doing 4 or 5 things at a time. We've already covered that. Take - a -breath. You have a lot on your shoulders. Maybe the time that you spend on this forum arguing points that can be oh-so-easily shot down --(ever hear the saying "fish in a barrel'?)-- could be used for sleeping or reading all those Bible verses that the brethren thoughtfullly provide which you find troubling.

As for the "God has no gender" bit. That God the father/mother crap ain't gonna fly around here.

Sincerely Yours,

Handmaiden

p.s. I am going to post this without previewing it. This action is going to make my crazy. However, I want you to see my writing and my all-too-human mistakes. If you are at all honest with yourself, you will see that my writing is at least readable in its "raw" state, even though I use complex, multi-clause sentences. Punctuation helps!

like i said. i dont take the time to check my tryping. its just a forum after all. its not a paper i have to turn in or anything so i just type and go to save time. good for you. i dont need to improve my writing when i try so my proffesors dont tell me much. i just dont think gos shoul be called a "he" considering men are human and god is all powerful. it just seems off. god is go with no human strings so it seems odd to me. oh, and mothers do have to have wisdome because kids often ask "why" and if asked, what happens if the mother doesnt know? like why not take candy from strangers? there's a lot you could say but with out knowing you cant say anything.

[Levi Jones]

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like i said. i dont take the time to check my tryping. its just a forum after all.

That's why you just earned a whole basket of infractions. Details are important to God.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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With in the next week or two I will become single. I am looking for a fine Christian woman to wed.
A bit about myself
Age 39, Retired.
Race, caucasian
Sex, male, hetrosexural
Finances, you don't need to worry about it.I am loaded.
Religion True christian
Father two sons , 17 and 19
Residence , Freehold Ia.
Marital status soon to be divorced.

What I am looking for
Female, Christian
Age 17 to 30( 30 only if fertile)
Race, do you need to ask!
Hair color, Blond, redhead, brunets are OK too
eye color green, blue or brown
Ability to bake a pie, cook a meal and clean a home is required.
Oh I almost forgot Virgins only need apply. You will be required to have at least 6 boys in the next 8 years.

Post a picture of your self, along with proof of age and virginity. All pictures may not be returned.

If you are selected for further consideration you must supply a small vile of blood to be tested for STD, and the AID. YIC James Dewitt


P.S. all entries will have to pass a background check by the DoF.

Brother James,

I appreciate I am out of your age limit here but I have counselled many a chasted girl to fit the role you require.

Please know however that they are Australians, but rest assured they are all Caucasian and focused only on being mindful God fearing wives.

Actually, I just got a sprinkle of love from Jesus! What about our own very lovely Felicity? Yes she is only 16 now, but.....

Perhaps something to pray on.

[Levi Jones]

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Actually, I just got a sprinkle of love from Jesus! What about our own very lovely Felicity? Yes she is only 16 now, but.....

Perhaps something to pray on.

Not gonna happen, pal. I am personally mentoring that young lady.

[James Dewitt]

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Not gonna happen, pal. I am personally mentoring that young lady.

Brother Levi, by chance can we discuss this, say man to checkbook?

[Felicity]

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@Levi Jones

[James Dewitt]

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@Levi Jones

Am I to old for you? I am sad that you have chosen to pass me by

[Felicity]

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@James Dewitt I am sorry, but my father does not want me to marry yet! And @Levi Jones is a very good friend and mentor to me.

[James Dewitt]

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@James Dewitt I am sorry, but my father does not want me to marry yet! And @Levi Jones is a very good friend and mentor to me.

Thats OK young lady, you stay with Levi, he is a good man.
And he cares for you in a spiritual way. I am sure one day your Father will find someone for you to marry. Myself I am looking for a little more mature woman, say 17 or 18. But I still love you, like a father.

Call me if he dumps you I all ways have room for another concubine

[handmaiden]

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I am looking for a little more mature woman, say 17 or 18.

You keep praying on that, Brother! No matter how long it takes, or how old you may be before that perky little 18 year old comes your way, don't lose your firm faith. Remember, with God, (and Viagra ) all things are possible.


Encouragingly Yours,

Handmaiden