[James Dewitt]

Re: LOL ( Ladies of Landover)

Oh, yeah? Well, if she's dressed like a True Christian girl than I'm . . . actually, I'm hoping that one of her brothers is a twenty-something strapping farm boy who could help me with some yard work. I have some bushes that could really use a good trim.


Sincerely Yours,

Handmaiden

Dear Sister, lets hold down the judgement, please. I know that you are a bit upset ( I had had a dago for a wife and I don't want to do it again ) can't we just move on?

[Levi Jones]

Re: LOL ( Ladies of Landover)

Levi, I have a question for you . It would do me pleasure if you, Sir would be my best man. Nothing would bring me greater happiness( except for the up and coming rapture) than for you to be my best man. Could it get any better Pastor Zeke presiding and you as my best man?

Boy will I!

[handmaiden]

Re: LOL ( Ladies of Landover)

Oh, yeah? Well, if she's dressed like a True Christian girl than I'm . . . actually, I'm hoping that one of her brothers is a twenty-something strapping farm boy who could help me with some yard work. I have some bushes that could really use a good trim.


Sincerely Yours,

Handmaiden

Dear Sister, lets hold down the judgement, please. I know that you are a bit upset ( I had had a dago for a wife and I don't want to do it again ) can't we just move on?

Dear Brother;

My best wishes to you are entirely sincere, untainted with womanly jealousy.

But, the twenty-something, strapping, fresh-faced, skilled-hands farm-boy is non-negotiable. There's a lot of landscaping to be done around here. I tried handling it myself, but I am not possessed of the necessary tools.

Best of luck to y'all.

Sincerely Yours,

Handmaiden

[lupis78]

Re: LOL ( Ladies of Landover)

Brothers and Sisters my search has come to an end. I have found her. Sally Anne is 19 years of age, she is from Iowa, a farm girl and the daughter of a Baptist Pastor. The up and coming wedding will be in about 2 months. That is, as long as the main chapel is open and one of our Pastors will be available that day(hint, wink, hint Pastor Zeke).

She praised jesus on her knees with me last week

[James Dewitt]

Re: LOL ( Ladies of Landover)

She praised jesus on her knees with me last week

Look Joo boy, that's my soon to be wife you are talking about!