[Sylvia]

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Sister Phebe,

How wonderful to see you here! I will pray that Jesus sends you a match made in Heaven!

You deserve a True Christian husband that above all else will LOVE you, you are such a Godly lady!

God bless you my dear friend


Yours in Christ


Sylvia

[James Dewitt]

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Hey I am a widower too, or she ran off. And I wouldnever compare the two. My ex/ dead wife was a dago, and Phebe is from Australia. A cargo crate, really, She will have a shack befitting her new found position in Freehold. Sister BIG has some wonder plans, and I have the ability to give Sister Phebe one of her liking.

By the way Sister did I tell you that I am loaded :-)

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Hey I am a widower too, or she ran off. And I wouldnever compare the two. My ex/ dead wife was a dago, and Phebe is from Australia. A cargo crate, really, She will have a shack befitting her new found position in Freehold. Sister BIG has some wonder plans, and I have the ability to give Sister Phebe one of her liking.

By the way Sister did I tell you that I am loaded :-)

Pistols at noon, Brother!!

Yours in Christ!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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@ Mrs. Phoebe Wintersnow

I know that I would be your obvious first choice among all the men of Landover, but I'm sorry, I have invested too much energy into correcting my wife Ethel. I would hate to have to start all over from scratch with another woman who does not understand how sensitive I am and how attached I am to structure in my household. Good luck with locating second best!

[BelieverInGod]

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Sister, I can vouch for Brother Dewitt. When staying with him, he's been nothing but a good Christian Gentleman. He is also enthusiastically grateful for a good pie. He has done absolutely everything to help Seth and me get the new house up. In fact if Seth wasn't around

I am sorry that it didn't work out with his fiancé, but to be honest she just didn't seem that interested when I attempted to show here how to make a proper cobbler, and it does sound like he would of been stuck with a meddlesome mother-in-law with her.

Now as for Pastor Osborne, he also seems like a good Christian man, but I have just not spent the time with him that I have spent with Brother Dewitt. We met briefly at Brother COM's so he could take a look at my dogs, but that was about it.

I would say you have a tough choice on your hands.

[James Dewitt]

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Sister, I can vouch for Brother Dewitt. When staying with him, he's been nothing but a good Christian Gentleman. He is also enthusiastically grateful for a good pie. He has done absolutely everything to help Seth and me get the new house up. In fact if Seth wasn't around



No need for the rest

Sister you are so kind. I am just trying to help a good Christian out. Who just happens to have wonderful pie.

[Dirk]

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Hi everyone,

As you know I have been without an earthly partner since the early 1990's.

Sure, Jesus fulfills me as much as any gal could possibly want, but on occasion, I do crave the company of a gentleman, even on my "downtime" to sit and watch The Christian Channel with me over tea and pie. Gosh, even a compliment on my doily placement would be nice from time to time.

So that said, I am taking the plunge and putting myself out there in the hope to find a suitable husband.

I have never done anything like this before so please excuse the brief personal advert. I suppose the best thing to do, should anyone be interested, is to ask me questions; which of course, I would be more than forthcoming with a truthful answer to.

Now I suppose it is a wait and see as to what The Lord has in store.

Thank you for your time.

YIC,

Sister Phebe.

My wife has been dead for a while, you seem like a good Christian woman.

[handmaiden]

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Yeah, Dewitt. Anything she can do for you.

I do not care for the insinuating tone of your font use.


Disapprovingly Youurs,

Handmaiden

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Sister Phebe,

How wonderful to see you here! I will pray that Jesus sends you a match made in Heaven!

You deserve a True Christian husband that above all else will LOVE you, you are such a Godly lady!

God bless you my dear friend


Yours in Christ


Sylvia

Thank you so much Sister Sylvia, my very good friend.

You too deserve the same....so.... well, you know what I mean!

Do it Sister, do it!

YIC,

Sister Phebe.

[James Dewitt]

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Dear Sister Phebe, I know that you understand how important it is to be a good house keeper, cook and mother. I also understand how important it is for you to rewarding career. You have been on your own for some time and might not want to retire quite yet. I can work around that small problem as long as it is a field that is some how related to the work of the Lord. Many of our Sisters do work for the Lord and find it very rewarding.
I do so long for the comfort that is given by a good woman such as yourself, to snuggle up with you by a roaring fire and read the Bible, basking in your Heavenly glow would make me a very happy man. I do wish you a good evening and may God Bless you.

Hoping patiently James

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Thank you so much Sister Sylvia, my very good friend.

You too deserve the same....so.... well, you know what I mean!

Do it Sister, do it!

YIC,

Sister Phebe.

It will be stressful on my heart, but I CAN accomodate both of you as we witness together.

Praise Jesus that all three of us should come together as we praise His name!

May He be in you both!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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My Dear Phebe,

Really, just ignore Brother Dewitt. He is rather heartbroken with his recent troubles and is desperately trying to attach himself to anyone. Not saying that only desperate men would go for you though! I'm saying it's easy for him to go after any lovely lady blindly, in the hopes of easing his loneliness. What he needs is time. I personally recommend dropping all contact with him for the next six months. He will be very grateful for that.

Now, I wanted to ask something rather intimate of you since your value to me hedges completely on this. Now, as we all know it's a sin for a decent Christian woman to visit a gynecologist (under any circumstances, no matter how dire). However, I wanted to know just how fertile you still are. With your advancing age, vaginal friction should be the least of your worries. Can you produce some healthy Christian soldiers in the next couple of years? Will your hip bones be able to bear bouncy and stout Rev. Jim Jrs?

I do not want infertility to get in the way of possible True Love.

Yours always,

Rev. Jim

PS - I go to the lawyers' tomorrow to finalize the divorce papers before submitting them to court.

[Felicity]

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@Mrs. P Wintersnow You are so lucky! I can not wait till I get 18. When Rev. Jim Osborne gave me my new underwear he told me he had something very special for me in mind with his Ladies of the Lord evangelical program.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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@Mrs. P Wintersnow You are so lucky! I can not wait till I get 18. When Rev. Jim Osborne gave me my new underwear he told me he had something very special for me in mind with his Ladies of the Lord evangelical program.

Oh really Sister Felicity? Did he elaborate on these "plans" as in, what position he had in mind for you?

YIC,

Sister Phebe.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Dear Sister Phebe, I know that you understand how important it is to be a good house keeper, cook and mother. I also understand how important it is for you to rewarding career. You have been on your own for some time and might not want to retire quite yet. I can work around that small problem as long as it is a field that is some how related to the work of the Lord. Many of our Sisters do work for the Lord and find it very rewarding.
I do so long for the comfort that is given by a good woman such as yourself, to snuggle up with you by a roaring fire and read the Bible, basking in your Heavenly glow would make me a very happy man. I do wish you a good evening and may God Bless you.

Hoping patiently James

Oh dear.. James.... I am glad you understand my work is important to me and has been an integral part of my life for a long time now and even to take a husband, my foremost priority would be to Jesus and working with young whores and street urchins. Certainly though, after a day of dealing with such riff-raff, I would love nothing more than to tend to my household chores, cook you a wonderful meal and then after, snuggle up with THE Good Book, whilst you partake of some of my "double-dip very cherry pie".

It seems however that Rev Jim sees me as nothing more than a "rebound" to you. Is there any truth in this?

@ Rev Jim. I have much to ponder at the moment. You and Mr Dewitt, Brother Rubicon, Brother Dirk with his very persuasive arguement for my affections and even Brother Warner, I think also throwing his hat into the the spring-form baking ring....

I am in such turmoil right now.

I must go pray on this, long and hard.

YIC,

Phebe.