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    Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

    Greetings and Praise Jesus!

    As you all probably know now my name is Sister Elisa, I'm 20 and I live with my pa in New York City.

    I'm looking for a godly True Christian man to teach me more about the Lord Jesus and help me produce some little Soldiers of Christ.

    I'm skilled in sewing (I can sew up almost any hole), I'm an expert house-cleaner and I know when to keep my mouth shut.

    I'm also an excellent cook (says my Godly pa). My speciality is fruit-flavoured pies.
    Here's a picture of me taken 3 months ago after I'd just baked a pie (excuse my rather immodest state of dress, the temperature was high that day):


    (P.S Silver tithers and above only. Talk to my pa if you're interested in me becoming your Godly wife)
    "The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her,so that he shall have no need of spoil."
    Book of Proverbs Chapter 31 verses 11-12
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    Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

    Gosh, you sound like the perfect True Christian™ wife.

    I hope many TC men apply...... Except Pastor Zeke. We are engaged to be married, so don't be getting any funny ideas, got it?

    Say, would you like to go skeet shooting next weekend?

    Good luck on your quest to find a husband. There are many fine, and handsome specimens available here!

    Oh, and one more thing....you might want to consider dying your hair blonde, as TC men find it much more desirable. Blonde like JESUS and blue eyed yanno!

    GLORY!!!!

    Lve, Sister Thumper
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    • #3
      Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

      Always have had a weekness for women.
      Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 11-12-2007, 07:35 AM. Reason: profanity removed
      Have gun, will travel.

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      • #4
        Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

        Originally posted by Mr NoName View Post
        Always have had a weekness for women.
        She's looking for a Godly Saved© White Republican, not unsaved scum.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

          See now thats the direct to insulting someone that worries me so.
          Have gun, will travel.

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          • #6
            Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

            Originally posted by Mr NoName View Post
            See now thats the direct to insulting someone that worries me so.
            What part of "UNSAVED = UNWELCOME" didn't you understand?

            "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

              Again with the quick assumptions. Who ever said I was unsaved? You are assumeing something without prior knowledge. Besides I thought all of God's children were welcome?
              Have gun, will travel.

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              • #8
                Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                It just so happens that I am looking for a wife. I already have some children, but I wouldn't object to having some more.

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                • #9
                  Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                  Originally posted by Mr NoName View Post
                  Again with the quick assumptions. Who ever said I was unsaved? You are assumeing something without prior knowledge. Besides I thought all of God's children were welcome?
                  You thought wrong. Everyone is not "God's children". Your father, for example, is satan.

                  John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

                  You are completely unfamiliar with the Holy Bible. You have mentioned your admiration of guns in several threads, little man, but you have yet to mention your admiration for Christ. You have not Tithed one red cent. You are uppity and childishly egotistical, and you have shown nothing but disrespect for me since you slithered into God's favorite forum. You are clearly unsaved, cowboy.

                  Wanna make a fresh start? Good luck. Better act fast before Jesus decides to kill you dead.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    You thought wrong. Everyone is not "God's children". Your father, for example, is satan.

                    John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

                    You are completely unfamiliar with the Holy Bible. You have mentioned your admiration of guns in several threads, little man, but you have yet to mention your admiration for Christ. You have not Tithed one red cent. You are uppity and childishly egotistical, and you have shown nothing but disrespect for me since you slithered into God's favorite forum. You are clearly unsaved, cowboy.

                    Wanna make a fresh start? Good luck. Better act fast before Jesus decides to kill you dead.

                    One can fein ignorance to better gain the measure of another. My personal relationship with Jesus is just that personal. My questioning of you is simply put because of some troubleing tendencies I noticed in your posts. I think if you look back at some of the other posts we have conversed on you will see that I am in fact quite familiar with the bible.
                    in rebuttle to what you have said about my father I offer you this John 8:49-50 "I am not possessed by a demon, but I honor my Father and you dishonor me."
                    Have gun, will travel.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                      Originally posted by Mr NoName View Post
                      One can fein ignorance to better gain the measure of another. My personal relationship with Jesus is just that personal. My questioning of you is simply put because of some troubleing tendencies I noticed in your posts. I think if you look back at some of the other posts we have conversed on you will see that I am in fact quite familiar with the bible.
                      in rebuttle to what you have said about my father I offer you this John 8:49-50 "I am not possessed by a demon, but I honor my Father and you dishonor me."
                      You are the best "feigner" of arrogance and emptyheadedness that I've ever seen.

                      By the way, we do not quote from false Bibles like whatever one you are using. We stick with God's True and Literal Word: the KJV1611.

                      John 8:49 Jesus answered, I have not a devil; but I honour my Father, and ye do dishonour me.
                      8:50 And I seek not mine own glory: there is one that seeketh and judgeth.

                      In each of your posts, you have sought nothing BUT your own glory. So I suppose that verse is good for you to study.

                      We are here to praise Jesus, Why are YOU here, other than to reassure us that you admire guns?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                        I am here to further my education in life and God. As to the quote I made a mistake there, I didn't mean to include 49-50 it should have been just 49. Sorry about any misunderstanding there. I'm not quite sure what sort of glory you think I could be garnering from this but I assure you my motivations otherwise.
                        Have gun, will travel.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                          Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
                          It just so happens that I am looking for a wife. I already have some children, but I wouldn't object to having some more.
                          Jesus hates adulterers. She said she was looking for a GODLY man. Until you see a thread entitled "Modest True Christian lady looking for limp-wristed America-hating pansy", safest to assume you're not wanted.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                            Ohhh, it's a tempting proposal. But more about the father... does he come with you?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                              I am still looking for a godly women. Any chance you consider Arkansas, or just get our fresh start in godly Freehold Iowa?

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