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  • SalvationSeeker
    True Christian™ Theologian
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 3892
    #46
    Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
    I can't believe you would think that about me.
    It's a man's job to be suspicious of women.

    Of course not. Apparently he does like his secretary more. Mathew 5:28 and I know I don't need to type it for you.
    Right you are, you don't.
    And imagine that, a woman actually being right:
    I can already see that this is something special.

    A man after my own heart.
    But make sure you don't burn the dinner or else..

    I have faith in you and Jesus!


    You are right. We should not rush anything. Do you own a Jet?
    No, several. I'm not some kind of bum, you know.
    I'll send one over to pick you up immediatly.

    Forget the French cooking. I would not want to let you down again. I will stick to greasy hamburgers and fries. But only if you like that...otherwise...

    Just say the word........
    We can discuss your womanly cooking duties when you get here, it's easier and the kitchen of my mansion is well stocked anyways.

    ETA - sorry for highjacking Elisa's thread. I am sure she will forgive me. After all I think Andrew is a fine catch for her.
    Indeed.
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Seeker
        Thank you Pastor Pistle!
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2007
        • 966
        #47
        Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

        It's a man's job to be suspicious of women.
        Really, I guess so since you did give into the fruit after all.

        Right you are, you don't. old
        And imagine that, a woman actually being right:
        I can already see that this is something special.
        You just try it for once. I know my man when I see's fit. I don't bite...well...

        But make sure you don't burn the dinner or else..
        Judas Priest! I don't pay 80 bucks a month for dish for smut! The food network is on 24/7 here! I am down with cooking.

        No, several. I'm not some kind of bum, you know.
        I'll send one over to pick you up immediatly.
        Damn, I just can not contain myself. *catching breath* *yum*

        We can discuss your womanly cooking duties when you get here, it's easier and the kitchen of my mansion is well stocked anyways. old
        My dream come true!!!






        When should we make this public???

        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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          • SalvationSeeker
            True Christian™ Theologian
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 3892
            #48
            Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

            Originally posted by Seeker View Post
            Really, I guess so since you did give into the fruit after all.
            Yeah, see Adam trusted a woman, and look what it got him..

            You just try it for once. I know my man when I see's fit. I don't bite...well...
            Well, you better not bite when we.. pray..

            Judas Priest!
            Watch it, woman..
            Priests (as in cathylick priests) are one of the worst things in existance, and Judas wasn't very good either.
            Consider this your first and last warning before I'll take off my belt.

            I don't pay 80 bucks a month for dish for smut! The food network is on 24/7 here! I am down with cooking.
            Well, that's good.
            Better get used to cooking whenever I tell you to.

            Damn, I just can not contain myself. *catching breath* *yum*


            My dream come true!!!

            When should we make this public???
            No need. Jesus will tell the pastors..
            And then, this is already pretty public.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • Seeker
                Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2007
                • 966
                #49
                Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                Yeah, see Adam trusted a woman, and look what it got him..
                Me! *Waves hand!

                I am not even going to address the rest!

                If you still have silly questions than you are lacking a true Christian message! DO you want your lonely hand or me? I really don't want to cry!!

                I want you!!! Is this 90210!!!!

                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                  • SalvationSeeker
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3892
                    #50
                    Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                    Me! *Waves hand!

                    I am not even going to address the rest!

                    If you still have silly questions than you are lacking a true Christian message! DO you want your lonely hand or me? I really don't want to cry!!

                    I want you!!! Is this 90210!!!!

                    Just get your uppity self on the jet that should have landed where you live by now..
                    I'll see you when you get here, we'll.. work out.. the rest from there.
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • MarkBroccardo
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 24
                        #51
                        Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                        Originally posted by Sister Elisa View Post
                        The reason for my absence was that my pa thought I needed more bible study time and I was locked in my room for 3 days with only my beloved KJV bible.
                        Did Pa take you out to the woodshed too? If you have any videos of it, please PM me a link!

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2026
                            • 15118
                            #52
                            Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                            Originally posted by MarkBroccardo View Post
                            Did Pa take you out to the woodshed too? If you have any videos of it, please PM me a link!

                            How dare you!!!
                            All Video films of THAT nature are confiscated by our Pastors in case they get into the wrong hands.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                              • Metal Moses
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 55
                                #53
                                Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                                Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                                How dare you!!!
                                All Video films of THAT nature are confiscated by our Pastors in case they get into the wrong hands.
                                So that pastors can fap to it while violating little children. I heard the news, and just so you know, right wing Republican news.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78556
                                    #54
                                    Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                                    Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
                                    So that pastors can fap to it while violating little children. I heard the news, and just so you know, right wing Republican news.
                                    Don't try and drag us down to your level, gutter joo.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Metal Moses
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                        • Nov 2007
                                        • 55
                                        #55
                                        Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        Don't try and drag us down to your level, gutter joo.
                                        I believe it is the pastors whom are infamous for molesting children, not the Rabbi.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78556
                                            #56
                                            Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                                            Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
                                            I believe it is the pastors whom are infamous for molesting children, not the Rabbi.
                                            Once again, you are wrong. We are not mary worshiping papist boy buggerers.

                                            As far as rabbi scum goes, they have much more to answer for when Christ returns. I can't wait to hear your screams from hell.
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Metal Moses
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                • Nov 2007
                                                • 55
                                                #57
                                                Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                How DARE you insult Pastor Pistle!? You aren't fit to lick his boots, you joo maggot!
                                                I wouldn't lick his boots if you held a gun to my head.

                                                Know this, fraud:

                                                My dignity cannot be bought.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78556
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                                                    Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
                                                    I wouldn't lick his boots if you held a gun to my head.

                                                    Know this, fraud:

                                                    My dignity cannot be bought.
                                                    You can't sell what you don't have, jooboy.

                                                    Accept Christ now or face eternity in a sack of scalding hot porkfat, being sodomised by Arafat.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Metal Moses
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                        • Nov 2007
                                                        • 55
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        You can't sell what you don't have, jooboy.

                                                        Accept Christ now or face eternity in a sack of scalding hot porkfat, being sodomised by Arafat.
                                                        Good, because you'll be there before I am, old man.


                                                        How can you even call yourself a man? You have no dignity, no honor, no morals. If there ever is such a man that exemplifies scum, then that man would surely be YOU.

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                                                          • SUV
                                                            True Christian™ Princess
                                                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                            Have at it, anytime!
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 11027
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                                                            Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                                                            Well, what Christian Lady ISN'T, Sister?

                                                            Now outta my way - I saw them first.

                                                            Hey, Boys! The Christmas Eggnog is ready!

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