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  • #61
    Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

    Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
    I believe it is the pastors whom are infamous for molesting children, not the Rabbi.
    Oh really? Then why aren't we seeing any stories about Godfearing Baptist Pastors giving little babies herpes?
    Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
    How can you even call yourself a man?
    Um, because he's not female?
    You have no dignity, no honor, no morals.
    Except for the moral code contained within God's Word. You kind of forgot that one.
    If there ever is such a man that exemplifies scum, then that man would surely be YOU.
    And if there was ever a sentence that exemplified torturous construction and a shaky grasp of God's Favourite Language, that sentence would be the gibberish you just typed.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #62
      Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

      Originally posted by Mr NoName View Post
      One can fein ignorance
      Now we have one of those crazy Irishers on the board who's going to be running around all over the place tossing Molotov Cocktails!

      We know that's just another Name for alkyhol, Sinner!!!

      Jesus. Well, what could we expect after that....thespian....got in here, followed closely behind by dead neegroe Earl "Fatha" Hines. Good Christmas!

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      • #63
        Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        Now we have one of those crazy Irishers on the board who's going to be running around all over the place tossing Molotov Cocktails!

        We know that's just another Name for alkyhol, Sinner!!!

        Jesus. Well, what could we expect after that....thespian....got in here, followed closely behind by dead neegroe Earl "Fatha" Hines. Good Christmas!
        Your face looks like an SUV....OHHHH BURNED!

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        • #64
          Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

          Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post

          Your face looks like an SUV .... OHHHH BURNED!
          No, now you don't wanna go insulting our Godly and very beautiful Sister Sue, do you, metal boy!
          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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          • #65
            Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

            Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
            No, now you don't wanna go insulting our Godly and very beautiful Sister Sue, do you, metal boy!
            And you look like an anorexic girl with a dead animal on her head or a witch, which ever one you people hate worse.


            And since I have a few thousand points already, this will probably event in my ban but just know that I will be back, count on it.

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            • #66
              Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

              Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
              And you look like an anorexic girl with a dead animal on her head or a witch, which ever one you people hate worse.


              And since I have a few thousand points already, this will probably event in my ban but just know that I will be back, count on it.
              Not if we ban your IP, asshat.

              Behave yourself and accept Jesus now.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #67
                Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Not if we ban your IP, asshat.

                Behave yourself and accept Jesus now.
                Go ahead c*ck face, my threat stands.
                Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 11-19-2007, 02:56 AM. Reason: profanity edited

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                • #68
                  Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                  Originally posted by Sister Elisa View Post
                  Greetings and Praise Jesus!

                  As you all probably know now my name is Sister Elisa, I'm 20 and I live with my pa in New York City.

                  I'm looking for a godly True Christian man to teach me more about the Lord Jesus and help me produce some little Soldiers of Christ.

                  I'm skilled in sewing (I can sew up almost any hole), I'm an expert house-cleaner and I know when to keep my mouth shut.

                  I'm also an excellent cook (says my Godly pa). My speciality is fruit-flavoured pies.
                  Here's a picture of me taken 3 months ago after I'd just baked a pie (excuse my rather immodest state of dress, the temperature was high that day):


                  (P.S Silver tithers and above only. Talk to my pa if you're interested in me becoming your Godly wife)

                  I must admit Sister Elisa ,
                  if I was not bound on a God given mission in life,
                  indeed a crusade , I would have been sorely predispositioned to approach your father in terms of courting you.
                  Sounds like you have all the qualities essential in a fine woman and wife.
                  Also, I do admire the sensible way you made sure you didn't allow yourself to get your blood too over-heated.
                  That can be very dangerous.
                  It is especially good to note what a pratical lady you are. The way you keep that apron on shows you remembered the dangers of mess and burns from spills.
                  I suspect there is much to be admired in you.

                  I hope you found a good man.
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                  Seek Salvation in Him,
                  or His Judgement will seek you.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                    The picture looks really fake, and even if it was hot that day I don't think you should make pictures of you wearing only undergarments, at least (if it is really you on that picture) wear real clothes

                    I might be unsaved trash on this forum but I'll never never make such pictures it looks whorish.
                    Revelation 20:14-15
                    And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                    • #70
                      Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                      Originally posted by Libra View Post
                      The picture looks really fake, and even if it was hot that day I don't think you should make pictures of you wearing only undergarments, at least (if it is really you on that picture) wear real clothes

                      I might be unsaved trash on this forum but I'll never never make such pictures it looks whorish.
                      Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! YOU had a BASTARD CHILD out of wedlock! What does that make you?!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #71
                        Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                        This thread is almost a YEAR old. Surely that slut has found some idio.....gentleman to marry her by now. She looked like she makes really nice pies.
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                        • #72
                          Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                          Originally posted by Sister Elisa View Post
                          Greetings and Praise Jesus!

                          As you all probably know now my name is Sister Elisa, I'm 20 and I live with my pa in New York City.

                          I'm looking for a godly True Christian man to teach me more about the Lord Jesus and help me produce some little Soldiers of Christ.

                          I'm skilled in sewing (I can sew up almost any hole), I'm an expert house-cleaner and I know when to keep my mouth shut.

                          I'm also an excellent cook (says my Godly pa). My speciality is fruit-flavoured pies.
                          Here's a picture of me taken 3 months ago after I'd just baked a pie (excuse my rather immodest state of dress, the temperature was high that day):


                          (P.S Silver tithers and above only. Talk to my pa if you're interested in me becoming your Godly wife)
                          ... Wow so its not a sin to dress like a sex loving slut anymore?

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                          • #73
                            Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                            The problem was she couldn't pass for fifty, much less twenty.
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • #74
                              Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                              I must confess, the character of Sister Elisa was something a friend and I made up. My friend Esther does modelling, and she and I thought it would be funny to put one of her pictures up and make her an alter-ego. There is no such person as Sister Elisa. Fooled you lot, I see.

                              P.S Esther says hello, and is glad you liked her picture.
                              "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                              • #75
                                Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                                Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                                Fooled you lot, I see.
                                Read the post directly under yours.
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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