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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #91
    Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

    Originally posted by sister Lisa View Post
    O, but I will, once the good Lord has provided me a good True Christian husband...
    You need to peddle your wares better than that, girl. Show off your attributes.

    Tell us what pies you bake well.

    Are you any good on your knees?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Hymie Goldberg
        WARNING: Known Christ Killer!
        • May 2008
        • 161
        #92
        Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

        Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
        Hers too, huh?

        Ummm....could I get another jar?
        It's been sent via Emergency Airmail, it has.

        And in a spirit of good will no charge, there isn't!

        Hymie
        1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
        2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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          • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
            Resident ex-satanist
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 488
            #93
            Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

            Originally posted by Hymie Goldberg View Post
            It's been sent via Emergency Airmail, it has.

            And in a spirit of good will no charge, there isn't!

            Hymie
            The jew didn't charge me!?! It really is miracle cream!
            Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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              • Hymie Goldberg
                WARNING: Known Christ Killer!
                • May 2008
                • 161
                #94
                Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
                The jew didn't charge me!?! It really is miracle cream!
                Well these are dark economic times, they are! One shouldn't profit from the sin of another one.

                And, as it happens, salve applied to the lesions of former perverts is a tax write-off in New Jersey. It's a Clinton thing, I think.

                Shalom!

                Hymie
                1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
                2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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                  • Ahimaaz Smith
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 2549
                    #95
                    Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                    Hymie, what the ^#(* are you doing in here? Ain't no jewgirls in this forum. If you want a shiksa, you're gonna have to buy one from her father, just like the rest of your kind does. You're not getting one for free.

                    Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                      • Hymie Goldberg
                        WARNING: Known Christ Killer!
                        • May 2008
                        • 161
                        #96
                        Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                        Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
                        Hymie, what the ^#(* are you doing in here? Ain't no jewgirls in this forum. If you want a shiksa, you're gonna have to buy one from her father, just like the rest of your kind does. You're not getting one for free.
                        Not for me, Brother Smith! I already have my stout legged, wide hipped, doughty armed Miriam, I do. What a yenta she is! She can lift three times her own body-weight in knishes and treasury bonds. What more can a man want?

                        I'm thinking more of my poor Aaron, who's a little bit slow, he is. Mebbeh this Sister Lisa person would like to stand under the Huppah him, I thought.

                        But no, she insists she can get a goyish husband, she can. Even with her hairy fingers.

                        Hymie
                        1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
                        2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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                          • sister Lisa
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 20
                            #97
                            Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man

                            Cherrypie, strawberry, any pie you'd like...and if I worship my Lord, then I am always on my knees...
                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            You need to peddle your wares better than that, girl. Show off your attributes.

                            Tell us what pies you bake well.

                            Are you any good on your knees?

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