[Bible Student]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Originally Posted by Bible Student
I understand your predicament. I don't envy you. I wish there was something that I could do to help with a solution. In discussing the matter with the Love of My Life she said something to the effect of "I will not play the Mormon" whatever that means. I decided the conversation was over when she said that she was "not an Old Testament wife".

I think women should come with a manual. They are so difficult to understand at times and can be so unruly. I've already broken all the switches I have in the house while lovingly disciplining her and it is way, way to cold to go outside and break off a few replacements. Why, oh why did I ever promise her that I would never require her to fetch her own switches? I can only offer youth at the time as an excuse.

My Brother I have spent most of my adult life( and a lot of my teenage years) trying to understand the female mind. I have read oh so may books, shoot I even went to some of them weekend seminars with my first wife(a giant waste of time and money). The books and the seminars all said the same thing. Man must become in touch with HIS feminine side. I don't know about the rest of you, but I don not have a feminine side, what ever that is. God made me a man, not a he/she.

I used to bring flowers home every day for my wife, she would say why are you spending money on flowers? So one day I stopped, she busted out with the tears, and said " You don't love me any more", No matter what you do you are screwed!

If your wife tries on a new dress, and she says does this make my butt look big?
1) DO NOT say yes
2) you can not lie ( Jesus hates liars) so you can not say no
3) I just say nice color, it brings out your eyes.( totaly throws them off)
4) lesson why are you dress shopping with your wife in the first place?

All I can say is this, every time I try to understand a woman I get a horrible headache.

I think this just about sums it up:

[James Hutchins]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

You fellows coddle your women, that is your problem. The women would look good in a dress if they worked those calories off and did not eat so much. Mrs. Hutchins is still barely 100 pounds, all of my daughters are slender too. I check them regularly for excess body fat or anything that might turn away a suitor.
The problem I have is not enough eligible (and suitable) young True Christian(tm) men in the area. That and the fact the Mrs. Hutchins makes a girl for every two boys she has, I think. All I know is there is a lot of them in the womens part of the house and when they get together, they sound worse than a hen house. Even the 200 messicans living in the chicken coop are not that loud, even on a Saturday night.
No, I need to get my second home built in Freehold this summer and then bring the girls of marrying age out and get them married to boys from good families. Heck, I'll even throw in the dowry money as a gift to the Church if this works out.

[James Dewitt]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

You fellows coddle your women, that is your problem. The women would look good in a dress if they worked those calories off and did not eat so much. Mrs. Hutchins is still barely 100 pounds, all of my daughters are slender too. I check them regularly for excess body fat or anything that might turn away a suitor.
The problem I have is not enough eligible (and suitable) young True Christian™ men in the area. That and the fact the Mrs. Hutchins makes a girl for every two boys she has, I think. All I know is there is a lot of them in the womens part of the house and when they get together, they sound worse than a hen house. Even the 200 messicans living in the chicken coop are not that loud, even on a Saturday night.
No, I need to get my second home built in Freehold this summer and then bring the girls of marrying age out and get them married to boys from good families. Heck, I'll even throw in the dowry money as a gift to the Church if this works out.

I think you are correct. I know that after my ex-wife and I visited you and your family last spring, she was never quite the same. She got very quiet all of the sudden. I sometimes wonder what happened to her, I have not seen nor heard from her since that trip. Did the two Messicants ever return?

[gypsyr0ad]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Either someone here is pulling my leg hard, or you people are messed up bad.

You do know that you will be held accountable for this right?

Your manipulating Gods word to justify rape, molestation, slavery and God knows what else.

God help your souls

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Either someone here is pulling my leg hard, or you people are messed up bad.

You do know that you will be held accountable for this right?

Your manipulating Gods word to justify rape, molestation, slavery and God knows what else.

God help your souls

....or you're just here to start trouble. I bet that's it, isn't it?

[Levi Jones]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Either someone here is pulling my leg hard, or you people are messed up bad.

You do know that you will be held accountable for this right?

Your manipulating Gods word to justify rape, molestation, slavery and God knows what else.

God help your souls

How are we manipulating anything? The Bible clearly lays out the conditions for selling one's daughter.

I didn't make it up. If you have a problem with it, take it up with God.

Exodus 21:7-11 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

You do know that you will be held accountable for this right?

Perhaps I've had a sheltered life or something, but what is this vapid sentence construction all about? I keep seeing it in posts from assorted illiterazzi: am I missing something? or what?

[Godshumblechild]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

I can sell her for $10,000 easy.

just saying.

I know a few Christian men looking for a wife.

[James Hutchins]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

I can sell her for $10,000 easy.

just saying.

I know a few Christian men looking for a wife.

And where in the Bible does it say a daughter is worth $10,000?

[TrollHunter]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Because I had liebral parents who hated God and the Bible and attempted to raise me to believe women are better than men.

Anyways this thread isn't about why I wasn't sold as a child. It's for True Christians™ to make offers to buy Pastor Levi's daughter. Since you are not a True Christian™ I don't think you really have anything to add to this conversation.

Your parents must be very proud.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Your parents must be very proud.

They are not. They'd rather I continue my life as an "independent" woman instead of devoting myself to Jesus.

Luckily, thanks to the Bible, I have no problem leaving my old friends and family behind.

"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple." Luke 14:26

Now what possible relevance did your comment have to this thread? It's not a thread about me, so I don't see why I'm a topic of discussion.

[ChurchGoer]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

I am not sure why people have a concern over being able to sell thier daughters. I cannot even give all of mine away.

I'll take a teenager one if you still need help taking one away to help you out.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

I'll take a teenager one if you still need help taking one away to help you out.

He wants to sell her to some good Christian man, not some pervert who is going to exploit her like she was property. Shesh I would think that would be clear.

[True Patriot]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

You are really willing to sell your daughter for worldy possesions? I would rather die on the streets than sacrafice the sanctity of anything that lives or breaths for souless posessions.

You people really do make me sick, I planned on trolling you sick ass holes for along time silently, but this really does take the cake.. And I will find it, if its in my ability, to link this directly to the FBI for procuring a child under age 16 for lewd and lascivious acts..

You all have a great day, and when you all are burning in hell for acting like "Thou Are Better" and condeming people to hell "This is gods decision, not yours, judge not" I will be sure to wave down to you as I stand on gods right side.

[Areyouguys_serious]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Someone seriously needs to report this to the police. This is disgusting.