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  • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

    Maybe you guys should not try to live above your means. The recession started from Bush also.

    But that's right, its OK to love a man for starting to illegal wars, but when we want health care for all its a sin. Let's not forget that Jesus was a HUGE socialist, and would have said the same thing.

    What was it he said about the rich not going to heaven, and about helping all the poor?
    "I am that I am."-Peter Tosh

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    • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

      Originally posted by Boudica View Post
      Maybe you guys should not try to live above your means. The recession started from Bush also.

      But that's right, its OK to love a man for starting to illegal wars, but when we want health care for all its a sin. Let's not forget that Jesus was a HUGE socialist, and would have said the same thing.

      What was it he said about the rich not going to heaven, and about helping all the poor?
      Yuo are truly rich only when filled with Love Of God, our LORD. God looks after us true believers and if it is His Will then yes, it's OK to be rich.

      Was King Solomon not one of God's chosen Kindgs? He had loads of weath, gold, cattle, slaves, wives - you name it. Salvation is free, wealth is a blessing from God but what is important is how you use your wealth. See Luke 5:29 as an example my son. And remember, it is, as everything, on His hands Deueronomy 8:18.

      Give generously in church collections for this money surely goes to the needed.

      Love and Peace, Jack
      "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson

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      • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

        Originally posted by Boudica View Post
        Maybe you guys should not try to live above your means.
        It is not living "above one's means" when property remains that can be sold. A daughter's only rôle is to be disposed of, although pending that transaction she should help her mother or otherwise do a instructed.



        Originally posted by Boudica View Post
        The recession started from Bush also.
        how ridiculous - even I know that it was caused by Carter, and I don't even live in America!



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        • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

          My father says that you can not sell a daughter, that you should be happy if you can pay someone to take her away...
          Proverbs 14:1

          Every wise woman buildeth her house:
          but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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          • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

            Daughter doesn't look like much, but I may be looking to aquire some property in Arizona. Is this a beachfront home?

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            • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

              Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
              Brother Levi, I forget how many daughters you have. It is always wise to keep one virgin daughter around in case you need to toss her to a crowd of would be sodomizers.



              Remindingly Yours,

              Handmaiden
              Would sodomizers care if she was a virgin or not? Also you should probably move if you're having problems with entire gangs of them, we don't get that here thankfully.

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              • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.

                It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

                How much do you guys think I could get for her?

                She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:20.

                She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

                Any serious bids from True Christians™ will be considered.

                God Bless,
                Levi
                Well . . . you could . . . rent her out? $50 an hour.

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                • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                  I hope you aren't renting your wife!
                  Why would anyone want to rent their wife? It would be cheaper just to buy her direct. Even I understand that, and I am a woman.

                  YIC
                  Elisabeth
                  Proverbs 14:1

                  Every wise woman buildeth her house:
                  but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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                  • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                    Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
                    I hope you aren't renting your wife!
                    Why would anyone want to rent their wife? It would be cheaper just to buy her direct. Even I understand that, and I am a woman.

                    YIC
                    Elisabeth
                    No, I am not renting my wife. Slavery has been outlawed since 1865.

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                    • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                      Originally posted by Beyondthesmegma View Post
                      No, I am not renting my wife. Slavery has been outlawed since 1865.
                      Who said anything about slavery?

                      YIC
                      Elisabeth
                      Proverbs 14:1

                      Every wise woman buildeth her house:
                      but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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                      • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                        you are fucking sick, you cant just sell a human being!? please stop this, dont be blinded by your faith. its allright to be christian, but to lose all of your judgement? you people do more harm than good in this world.
                        -Ask ejlerskov.

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                        • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                          Originally posted by denmarkrock123 View Post
                          its allright to be Christian
                          How do you do that without The Bible?

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                          • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                            Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
                            Who said anything about slavery?

                            YIC
                            Elisabeth
                            I'm sorry. I wasn't clear enough. THE MAN WANTS TO SELL HIS OWN DAUGHTER. SELLING PEOPLE IS ILLEGAL. SLAVES USED TO BE SOLD. SLAVERY IS NOW ILLEGAL. If you can't connect the dots, I'm afraid I can't help you.

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                            • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                              Originally posted by Beyondthesmegma View Post
                              I'm sorry. I wasn't clear enough. THE MAN WANTS TO SELL HIS OWN DAUGHTER. SELLING PEOPLE IS ILLEGAL. SLAVES USED TO BE SOLD. SLAVERY IS NOW ILLEGAL. If you can't connect the dots, I'm afraid I can't help you.
                              There is nothing wrong with asking for gifts to the man to help him choose his bride's husband.
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                              • Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                                Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                                There is nothing wrong with asking for gifts to the man to help him choose his bride's husband.
                                There is a fine line between asking for money and selling for money.

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