[Bob4God]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

so iam a joker.
i find this to be a serious matter and thats why i reported it. i dont have anything against your religion, iam a christian myself, but i have something against arranged marriage when one is a minor

this is the lsat you will hear from me, as i am wasting my time

So you're a Christian who is opposed to certain instructions and provisions of the Holy Bible?

[jon.doyle]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

lawandorder you tell them. ofc don richards your not a real cop or if you are your a freaking pediphile who likes to use guns. NONE of you except me and lawandorder are even OBJECTING to this post. you pieces of garbage make me sick.

[Bob4God]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

lawandorder you tell them. ofc don richards your not a real cop or if you are your a freaking pediphile who likes to use guns. NONE of you except me and lawandorder are even OBJECTING to this post. you pieces of garbage make me sick.

Ofc. Richards has been a cop for over 20 years. He is actually a sheriff now.

If you have an objection with us, you have an objection with what the Bible says.

We are given clear instructions for selling our children by Holy Scripture, so go complain to GOD about it, not us.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

so iam a joker.
i find this to be a serious matter and thats why i reported it. i dont have anything against your religion, iam a christian myself, but i have something against arranged marriage when one is a minor

You do know God has arranged marriages himself, right? Isaac and Rebekah's marriage was arraigned and God blessed them with Jacob, His favorite trickster. Esau, his twin, sadly incurred the hatred of the LORD, but Jacob was renamed "Israel" from which we get our twelve tribes. Esther was yanked away from her family to marry a kind and saved a bunch of Jews. Why do you think God would abandon a True Christian™ like Brother Captain Portway? Who knows what great things He has in store for our Brother in Christ?

[Deaner]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

so iam a joker.
i find this to be a serious matter and thats why i reported it. i dont have anything against your religion, iam a christian myself, but i have something against arranged marriage when one is a minor

this is the lsat you will hear from me, as i am wasting my time

Gimme a break screw; you're just another cop who can't get a boner and blames society for it.

C'mon flatfoot, jump on that firm and juicy youngblood and get with the Bible. You ain't fooling nobody.

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

Can't you all just stop arguing about me? I got married to Aaron before God, I'm his wife now, why can't you all just leave me alone? Aaron just gets so mad when people say he's a pedofile and he's breaking the laws and he yells and I just want him to stop getting so mad.

So just stop OK? Just let me be his wife like God wants and everything will be just fine.

[Bob4God]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

Now see what the precious darling has been put through, thanks to the incessant meddling of false Christians and secularists?

If only everybody followed GOD's word to the letter, she could be happy.

[Good Christian Woman]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

I love you Mommy! I hope I can see you soon. I really miss you. Make sure you feed my dog. Tell her I love her and give her a hug for me!

Dear, the sooner you stop whining to Mommy about how much you miss me, the sooner your husband will trust you enough to let you see me.

[Good Christian Woman]

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im very sorry about your marriage Naomi. if he strikes you then dont hesitate to report him as an abusive husband. i mean he already probably raped you. im so sorry. i was thinking of you on the saturday of your wedding, i couldnt help but feel bad.

How dare you say such things to my daughter! We all know that women are only raped if they're sluts. Are you calling my daughter a slut?! She is an obedient and loving (if a little slow) wife!

[Good Christian Woman]

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Can't you all just stop arguing about me? I got married to Aaron before God, I'm his wife now, why can't you all just leave me alone? Aaron just gets so mad when people say he's a pedofile and he's breaking the laws and he yells and I just want him to stop getting so mad.

So just stop OK? Just let me be his wife like God wants and everything will be just fine.

See, now you sickular fools have gone and upset my poor daughter. What's worse: You've upset her husband!

[Nathan B. Forrest]

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What's worse: You've upset her husband!

Well, I hope you two Godless pagans are happy with yourselves, see what you've done now???

[nednil]

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Truly some sick people over here..

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Truly some sick people over here..

I know, right? Those damned secularists sticking their unsaved noses into MY business! And it's not like I did anything illegal OR unBiblical!

You're right friend, there are some sick people out there! Say, you ought to start an introduction thread, you seem like our kind of person!

[-NO DATA-]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

she'll have a nice warm cherry pie waiting for you every night after you get home from work..

...Even though i feel really bad about the 14 year old being auctioned of like a piece of meat this made me lol pretty hard.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?

...Even though i feel really bad about the 14 year old being auctioned of like a piece of meat this made me lol pretty hard.

While her baking skills aren't what they could be, why would this be funny to you? You think a wife trying to please her husband is funny? Her pie might not be the best I've ever eaten, but Lord knows she is trying her best.