[Didymus Much]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

The bible isn't written in Baptist format. It's wrote in God's format. Sorry to burst your bubble, but MY Jesus is all forgiving and accepts ALL Christians...

You really should stop telling Jesus what to do.

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

[Light_798]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Bearing false witness is a sin.

What's this rape you are on about?

"It's okay for a baptist to rape another baptist's child, so long as they say they're sorry" this coming from an ex baptist person.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

"It's okay for a baptist to rape another baptist's child, so long as they say they're sorry" this coming from an ex baptist person.

Are you denying the right to forgiveness of sins? Who is this straw man you have denounced?

Please don't tell me you are considering Aaron's impregnation of his bride as rape!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

"It's okay for a baptist to rape another baptist's child, so long as they say they're sorry" this coming from an ex baptist person.

Please provide a link to where a True Christian(tm) said that.

[Light_798]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

You are NOT a True Christian™...you are a babbling, drooling pentacostal fool, falling on the floor and cackling like some kind of retard aborigine.

The burning sensation you felt was probably the flames of Hell, anticipating yet another delusional pentacostal. Give up that charlatan nonsense before Jesus drops a piano on your head!

Yours in Christ (NOT PT BARNUM),

Z. Smyth

You have no right to judge me, and for your information it didn't burn it felt like a warm sensation that was comforting..
And the language of tongues is the language of the holy spirit exerting his presence through you. Wow you guys are stupid..
John 8:7

Good luck to you in the world and the afterlife..
I know I'm a true Christian and if you say otherwise you're going to be judged by God.

[Didymus Much]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

"It's okay for a baptist to rape another baptist's child, so long as they say they're sorry" this coming from an ex baptist person.

This ex-baptist had obviously never read the Bible, because there's more to it than that.

You have to marry her and pay her father fifty shekels (if you get caught). See Deuteronomy 22:28-29.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

You have no right to judge me, and for your information it didn't burn it felt like a warm sensation that was comforting..
And the language of tongues is the language of the holy spirit exerting his presence through you. Wow you guys are stupid..
John 8:7

Good luck to you in the world and the afterlife..
I know I'm a true Christian and if you say otherwise you're going to be judged by God.

I'm PENTECOSTAL I've been baptized and I fell to the floor and felt elated, a burning and tingling sensation all at once and i felt my mouth speaking words I did not understand but I knew they felt holy to me. If I'm making this up, so are the other thousands and thousands of Pentecostal Christians.

Oh I just read a joke about Baptists

If we don't agree with everything you say, We automatically go to hell.

Try to keep your lies straight, heathen.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

You have no right to judge me, and for your information it didn't burn it felt like a warm sensation that was comforting..
And the language of tongues is the language of the holy spirit exerting his presence through you. Wow you guys are stupid..
John 8:7

Good luck to you in the world and the afterlife..
I know I'm a true Christian and if you say otherwise you're going to be judged by God.

Is it a witch? It seems to be cursing us. It thinks it is a prophet, perhaps. We are disagreeing with its made up internal god that it thinks makes it roll around on the floor and jibber like a monkey. It thinks the real actual not made up God of the Bible will smite us in the name of its made up monkey jabber god.

[Didymus Much]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

...And the language of tongues is the language of the holy spirit exerting his presence through you...

Maybe you should read this thread: Pentecostals: Demon possessed gibberish speakers for Satan. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=79413

[Light_798]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

You really should stop telling Jesus what to do.

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

Why are you even posting? You're atheist.. and furthermore I'm not telling Jesus what to do, I'm saying
"MY Jesus" in the sense that the Baptist Jesus clearly isn't the Universal Jesus who is all forgiving and doesn't strike a man down for not believing in him, but rather give him a second chance.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Why are you even posting? You're atheist.. and furthermore I'm not telling Jesus what to do, I'm saying
"MY Jesus" in the sense that the Baptist Jesus clearly isn't the Universal Jesus who is all forgiving and doesn't strike a man down for not believing in him, but rather give him a second chance.

So if a man doesn't believe in Him... And he dies... Then what? Post mortem forgiveness?

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

There are no flavours of Jesus. His fan is in His hand.

[Light_798]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Good luck to you all, your judgement is your own downfall.
Witchcraft? Nah, I don't dabble in it. I read the bible, go to church, and don't try to judge other people.
Bye and may God have mercy on your souls.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Good luck to you all, your judgement is your own downfall.
Witchcraft? Nah, I don't dabble in it. I read the bible, go to church, and don't try to judge other people.
Bye and may God have mercy on your souls.

Goodbye. I'm sorry that you are just now realizing that you aren't following the Bible. I hope you will read it cover-to-cover before Jesus decides to strike you down and send you to Hell.



YiC,

Zech

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Good luck to you all, your judgement is your own downfall.
Witchcraft? Nah, I don't dabble in it. I read the bible, go to church, and don't try to judge other people.
Bye and may God have mercy on your souls.

Good luck getting a result out of your God you made up in your head that matches what you feel is right deep inside. Good luck reconciling all the bits that don't agree with you that are in the Bible.

We are all descended from the same eight people who survived the Flood. Bear that in mind.

[Didymus Much]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Why are you even posting? You're atheist...

I've read the Bible (more than you, obviously). There's nothing in there prohibiting me from telling people what it really says, instead of the lies they've heard their whole lives from preachers who just want you to open your heart wallet about this all-loving, all-forgiving Jesus who just everyone's bestest buddy ever. There's more to the Bible than John 3:16.

... and furthermore I'm not telling Jesus what to do, I'm saying
"MY Jesus" in the sense that the Baptist Jesus clearly isn't the Universal Jesus who is all forgiving and doesn't strike a man down for not believing in him, but rather give him a second chance.

*cough* Luke 19:27 *cough*