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  • #931
    Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

    Originally posted by Redmancometh View Post

    Even if it were legal you know as well as I do that the difference is practical NOT moral.
    Are you accusing God for being immoral?

    If God is OK with it, then who are you to be against it???
    "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
    John 8:32

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    • #932
      Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

      Alright, you cheap bastards. A woman in Brazil sold her virginity for $780,000.

      Why can't I get that much for a wife for some lucky man?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      • #933
        Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

        Brother, just how many virgins do you think there are in Brazil?

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #934
          Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Brother, just how many virgins do you think there are in Brazil?

          I have it on excellent authority that she was the last one.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #935
            Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

            Can I trade places with her?lol. My dad is not even a believer let alone anything about arranging marriage.

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            • #936
              Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

              Originally posted by Redmancometh View Post
              Violation of autonomy is illegal.

              Makes me laught. Nobody can violate the STARS !!

              Isaiah 40:26

              You obviously have no delight in understanding!

              Proverbs 18:2

              Yours In Christ,
              JGS
              Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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              • #937
                Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                If you can sell a woman then I will sell my little brother he's a strong fine young man that like to beat the doo-doo out of me XD since he is male well built and since this is lovely human trafficking and i'm obviously kidding. I won't accept anything less under 5,000 ;D He is 24 and I'm sure he'll just leave but if you ladies need a nice strong strict man that'll respect you but I think is uncapeable of human emotion then he's your man XDDDD
                Last edited by Capt. Aaron Portway; 12-16-2012, 11:49 PM. Reason: Potty talk
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • #938
                  Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                  Originally posted by Gilbert Beilschmidt View Post
                  If you can sell a woman then I will sell my little brother he's a strong fine young man that like to beat the doo-doo out of me XD since he is male well built and since this is lovely human trafficking and i'm obviously kidding. I won't accept anything less under 5,000 ;D He is 24 and I'm sure he'll just leave but if you ladies need a nice strong strict man that'll respect you but I think is uncapeable of human emotion then he's your man XDDDD
                  Use your Googler to look up "bride price" you idiot. It's one of the oldest traditions on earth. I was glad to pay my in-laws $1,000.00 for the privilege of marrying my young wife. She's not the prettiest or smartest girl, but she's learning to mind me and within a few weeks, I'll be a proud father.

                  Originally posted by God in the KJV1611
                  And if a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife.

                  If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins.
                  Exodus 22:16-17
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                  • #939
                    Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                    Aaron said I shoud post here and tell everybody that I'm glad Aaron married me, since its not like anyone else would put up with me anyway, seeing as I'm so clumsy and I'm such a burden and I could burn water if I tried.

                    Also, to the unsaved person, you should keep you nose out of our business, since you're probably some sort of whore or immigrant or something who hates Jesus. Just because I only met Aaron a few days before our wedding doesn't mean I don't need to try and be a good wife. And when I have my baby pretty soon, I'll try real hard to be a good mother, since that's what Gods plan for me is.
                    Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.

                    "Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

                    Pat Robertson

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                    • #940
                      Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                      Originally posted by Mrs. Naomi Portway View Post
                      And when I have my baby pretty soon, I'll try real hard to be a good mother, since that's what Gods plan for me is.
                      That's the spirit, dear!


                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #941
                        Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.

                        It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

                        How much do you guys think I could get for her?

                        She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night when she reaches the age of consent or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.

                        She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

                        Any serious bids from True Christians will be considered.

                        You can't make her work out in the field. If you buy her for a wife you have to provide for her for the rest of her natural life, so please don't take this lightly. If you are buying her for your son, please make sure he likes her because otherwise you cannot return her.

                        Exodus 21:7-10 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
                        If she please not her master, who has betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he has dealt deceitfully with her.
                        And if he has betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
                        If he takes him another wife; her food, her clothing, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.

                        God Bless,
                        Levi

                        is she still for sale?

                        i would like to help release a burden of a fellow christian, I live in Australia so we seem to be in guidance of the good book

                        Leviticus 25:44-46
                        As for your male and female slaves whom you may have: you may buy male and female slaves from among the nations that are around you. You may also buy from among the strangers who sojourn with you and their clans that are with you, who have been born in your land, and they may be your property. You may bequeath them to your sons after you to inherit as a possession forever. You may make slaves of them, but over your brothers the people of Israel you shall not rule, one over another ruthlessly.
                        Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

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                        • #942
                          Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                          Originally posted by dr wayne kerr View Post
                          is she still for sale?

                          i would like to help release a burden of a fellow christian, I live in Australia so we seem to be in guidance of the good book

                          Leviticus 25:44-46
                          As for your male and female slaves whom you may have: you may buy male and female slaves from among the nations that are around you. You may also buy from among the strangers who sojourn with you and their clans that are with you, who have been born in your land, and they may be your property. You may bequeath them to your sons after you to inherit as a possession forever. You may make slaves of them, but over your brothers the people of Israel you shall not rule, one over another ruthlessly.


                          EXODUS 21
                          20-21                           And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
                          see also vv 26, 27
                          26 And if a man smite the eye of his servant, or the eye of his maid, that it perish; he shall let him go free for his eye's sake.
                          27 And if he smite out his manservant's tooth, or his maidservant's tooth; he shall let him go free for his tooth's sake.
                          KJV , look up

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                          • #943
                            Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.

                            It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

                            How much do you guys think I could get for her?

                            She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night when she reaches the age of consent or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.

                            She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

                            Any serious bids from True Christians will be considered.

                            You can't make her work out in the field. If you buy her for a wife you have to provide for her for the rest of her natural life, so please don't take this lightly. If you are buying her for your son, please make sure he likes her because otherwise you cannot return her.

                            Exodus 21:7-10 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
                            If she please not her master, who has betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he has dealt deceitfully with her.
                            And if he has betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
                            If he takes him another wife; her food, her clothing, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.

                            God Bless,
                            Levi
                            Isn't like I don't know
                            ILLEGAL!!
                            Rom.1:26-27
                            For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                            • #944
                              Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                              Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
                              Isn't like I don't know
                              ILLEGAL!!
                              Congratulations on being the 100th person to ask that question in this thread.

                              Now please read it instead of asking to be spoonfed.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                              • #945
                                Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                                Forgive me if I am speaking out of turn, but this situation has been going on for some time now, Brother. Given that your daughter is no longer in the first blush of her youth, it may be time to think about discounting the merchandise.

                                The eggs have been sitting on the shelf for nearly three years after all, and she only has about 30 more reliable years of child bearing ability ahead of her.


                                All the best to you, of course. And I will be keeping you and your financial concerns in my prayers.


                                Realistically Yours,

                                Handmaiden
                                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                Guns For God and the Economy

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