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  • HungarianNAZI14/88
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    • Jul 2011
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    #361
    Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.

    It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

    How much do you guys think I could get for her?

    She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:20.

    She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

    Any serious bids from True Christians™ will be considered.

    God Bless,
    Levi
    I will take god care of your Daugther, i have not yet got the money to come to the US but i will have in about a half year.
    My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo
    We've washed ourselves in persons of non-white origin blood and all the mongrels too
    We've taken down the zog machine
    Jew by Jew by Jew !!
    The white man marches on!

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    • Dutch Girl
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      • Nov 2010
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      #362
      Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

      Originally posted by HungarianNAZI14/88 View Post
      I will take god care of your Daugther, i have not yet got the money to come to the US but i will have in about a half year.
      I am sure you are exactly the type of fine young man Levi Jones is looking for. Perhaps you could suggest a down payment?


      Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

      - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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      • HungarianNAZI14/88
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        #363
        Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

        Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
        I am sure you are exactly the type of fine young man Levi Jones is looking for. Perhaps you could suggest a down payment?
        I am aryan, what more chould i want?
        My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo
        We've washed ourselves in persons of non-white origin blood and all the mongrels too
        We've taken down the zog machine
        Jew by Jew by Jew !!
        The white man marches on!

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        • James Hutchins
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          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29433

          #364
          Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

          Once you make passage as the cabin boy on some Somalian freighter, be sure to have the requisite fifty shekels left. I suggest having your teeth pulled and replaced with Gold. Pastor Levi can use a torch to melt the gold out of your mouth once you arrive.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • HungarianNAZI14/88
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            #365
            Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Once you make passage as the cabin boy on some Somalian freighter, be sure to have the requisite fifty shekels left. I suggest having your teeth pulled and replaced with Gold. Pastor Levi can use a torch to melt the gold out of your mouth once you arrive.
            I really want to be raped by hungarian ethnic people.
            My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo
            We've washed ourselves in persons of non-white origin blood and all the mongrels too
            We've taken down the zog machine
            Jew by Jew by Jew !!
            The white man marches on!

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            • James Hutchins
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              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29433

              #366
              Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

              Originally posted by HungarianNAZI14/88 View Post
              I really want to be raped by hungarian ethnic people.
              I am not surprised. If only you would pick up the Bible and read what has to say about sodomy. You'd find your ways are just plain wrong. Can;t we all just get along?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Sir Jeremy
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                #367
                Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                Hello everyone. My wife and I seek a daughter to raise in our Christian home. Age between 2-8 please. We looked at some adoption websites but we were shocked that company's are set up to make money off selling souls. If one is in a bad place we can understand that as per the original post here. Any offers please send us a message here. Thanks in advance and god bless.

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                • Talitha
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                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2025
                  • 15118

                  #368
                  Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                  Originally posted by TrueChristianMan1 View Post
                  Hello everyone. My wife and I seek a daughter to raise in our Christian home. Age between 2-8 please. We looked at some adoption websites but we were shocked that company's are set up to make money off selling souls. If one is in a bad place we can understand that as per the original post here. Any offers please send us a message here. Thanks in advance and god bless.
                  I am truly shocked!!!!
                  You come here with no formal introduction and ask us to donate a girl child to you!!
                  Not only that, please note that this is the "Meet Christian Singles" Forum.
                  I fear your intentions are less than good.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • Sir Jeremy
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                    #369
                    Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                    I am very sorry you feel that way I am sorry I came off in such a manner . the fact is we have been searching for an adoption for quite some time now . we are on the brinks of giving up . we have nowhere else to turn . my intentions are very fair and honorable . we do have 3 boys currently in ages 3, 6 and 9 however we are seeking a girl to complete our family. I am sorry you got the wrong impression I do understand where your coming from. I just hope somebody someday can help us complete our family.

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                    • Sister Kitty
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                      • Mar 2010
                      • 857

                      #370
                      Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                      Originally posted by TrueChristianMan1 View Post
                      I am very sorry you feel that way I am sorry I came off in such a manner . the fact is we have been searching for an adoption for quite some time now . we are on the brinks of giving up . we have nowhere else to turn . my intentions are very fair and honorable . we do have 3 boys currently in ages 3, 6 and 9 however we are seeking a girl to complete our family. I am sorry you got the wrong impression I do understand where your coming from. I just hope somebody someday can help us complete our family.
                      Why can't you complete your own family? Has your wife been struck barren? If so you can still complete your family by simply hiring a maid.

                      Genesis 30:3-6

                      3 And she said, Behold my maid Bilhah, go in unto her; and she shall bear upon my knees, that I may also have children by her.
                      4 And she gave him Bilhah her handmaid to wife: and Jacob went in unto her.
                      5 And Bilhah conceived, and bare Jacob a son.
                      6 And Rachel said, God hath judged me, and hath also heard my voice, and hath given me a son: therefore called she his name Dan.
                      Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                      • Sir Jeremy
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                        #371
                        Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                        During my wifes last pregnancy she had complications and can't have more children. I didn't mean to join this forum have people hate on us for what we seek but that is what is happening for some reason. I have read a lot in this forum thus far and truly enjoy it. I don't want to get off on the wrong foot.

                        I will leave this to be my last post here on this topic. If someone can help use please pm us.

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                        • Sister Kitty
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                          • Mar 2010
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                          #372
                          Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                          Originally posted by TrueChristianMan1 View Post
                          During my wifes last pregnancy she had complications and can't have more children. I didn't mean to join this forum have people hate on us for what we seek but that is what is happening for some reason.
                          I was not 'hating on you'. I offered you a sound Biblical solution.
                          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                          • Sir Jeremy
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                            #373
                            Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                            Sorry for the misunderstanding .

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                            • Brother Helge
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                              • Jan 2010
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                              #374
                              Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                              Originally posted by Sir Jeremy View Post
                              During my wifes last pregnancy she had complications and can't have more children.
                              I am sure you can find a new wife to fill your needs...
                              "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                              John 8:32

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                              • Gloria
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                                • Oct 2011
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                                #375
                                Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                                Just make sure the little angel wears white to her wedding. You want that new dishwasher to match your refridgerator!!!

                                In His name,

                                Chadelicious

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