[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I did. I did hurt its wuddle feelwings.

Are you crying luttle wuddle baby?

Poor wuddle guy.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Really. So you get off calling me gay, and then you start posting in pink font.

As EHM pointed out, you're a hypocrite.

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Jesus, thank you for not making me a sad and lonely person like Jenny who doesn't have a man in her life.

So who IS the man in YOUR life?

Talitha, your little sewing boy appears to be a Homer after all. I win. Send him by with my $10, please!

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Keep up with the times, fool. I am courting the kind, beautiful, sweet, warm, loving Talitha. It started as Bible study and prayer sessions, but has become so much more.

Fool? You call me a fool?

Proverbs 12:16

Proverbs 20:3

Ecclesiastes 7:9

Just to name a few verses that point out you horribly obvious hipocrisy.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Miss Maisy Maisie,

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Oh, how sweetie weetie!! Da wuddle runt has a wuddle crush on you. Will you wettum wold yo hand?

Gunna gib'm a smoochie woochie?

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Maisie and Magidork sitting in the tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
first comes love
then come marriage

then come the mongoloid in the baby carriage.

Now y'all just listen here a minute! I said if this young heathen done get saved he could come over for tea, as such things ain't forbidden in the bible. I would certainly not be smooching another man while my brave soldier is fighting in Iraq, let alone one who ain't yet saved.

But there seems a chance this young man might one day get saved.

Now you behave, or the only date you're likely to get is Maggoty Old Crone.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

/end argument


Oh btw, is this you?

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I did. I did hurt its wuddle feelwings.

Are you crying luttle wuddle baby?

Poor wuddle guy.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Yes, she's told me you're quite talented with a needle and thread.

Sad really. So sad. So very sad.

I feel a need to pray and thank Jesus for not making me so sad.

Jesus, thank you for not making me a sad and lonely person like Jenny who doesn't have a man in her life. Lord, thank you for not making me bitter with jealousy and envy toward other people's happiness. Almighty, I thank you for not making me the type of person who would TRY and seduce my friend's significant other by dressing in skin tight short shorts and tank top combo while clawing, grinding, and attempting to sexually wrestle with my friend's significant other. Christ, my Savior, I thank you for making me the type of Christian man who would forgive such a person for their sinful lust advances toward me and attempt to protect them from the bodily harm that the wrath of my girlfriend would entail by claiming nothing happened.


Amen

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Keep up with the times, fool. I am courting the kind, beautiful, sweet, warm, loving Talitha. It started as Bible study and prayer sessions, but has become so much more.

Yes, she's told me you're quite talented with a needle and thread.

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!



/end argument

You do know that this is a Christian website, right? Not some place to pick fights with people, or as you put it, 0\/\/|\|1nG |)@ |\|00|35.
Btw, nice posting in pink font! Didn't know you were gay as well as retarded!

Oh btw, is this you?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

So does a tea date = getting laid for you? I think you're the mongoloid, LOL. Besides, I couldn't even get close without her dad shooting at me.

Zephaniah 1:8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.


You don't even follow your own bible. You sir, are epic fail.

AWWWWWWWWWWWW

Did I hurty wurty yo wuttle feelwings?

Is da luttle baby gonna cry?

AWWWWWWWWWWW

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Miss Maisy Maisie,

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Oh, how sweetie weetie!! Da wuddle runt has a wuddle crush on you. Will you wettum wold yo hand?

Gunna gib'm a smoochie woochie?

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Maisie and Magidork sitting in the tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
first comes love
then come marriage
then come the mongoloid in the baby carriage.

You're serious, aren't you?

Excuse me...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So does a tea date = getting laid for you? I think you're the mongoloid, LOL. Besides, I couldn't even get close without her dad shooting at me.

Oh, and for EHM. That was clever.

Anddddd....

Zephaniah 1:8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

You don't even follow your own bible. You sir, are epic fail.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

If you're looking for a "mate" doesn't that kind of make you a no woman guy?

Keep up with the times, fool. I am courting the kind, beautiful, sweet, warm, loving Talitha. It started as Bible study and prayer sessions, but has become so much more.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

You'd be surprised.

Please spare us the details of your personal life.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I'm a one woman guy.

If you're looking for a "mate" doesn't that kind of make you a no woman guy?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

But Vlargh, you've already BEEN born.

Are you having bizarre infantile regression fantasies?


DEPENDS ARE NOT FETISHWEAR!!

You want me so bad, don't you?

Let it go, will you. I'm a one woman guy.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

DEPENDS ARE NOT FETISHWEAR!!

You'd be surprised.

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

first comes love
then come marriage

then come the mongoloid in the baby carriage.

But Vlargh, you've already BEEN born.

Are you having bizarre infantile regression fantasies?


DEPENDS ARE NOT FETISHWEAR!!