[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

A DEMON-RIDDEN "WARRIOR" named CLARENCE? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Sister Talitha, you have just made my day!

You're going to have a black and blue demon across your left eye if you don't shut up and mind your own business, you spook paranoid c*nt!!!

And Clarence is my middle name. And it's just a normalized version of my real middle name. My name is Zephyrn. Yes, my mother was a hippy.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

WELL!!!!
Vahyr (or should it be Clarence?).
I've just had a call from your MOTHER and we've had a long chat.

She's told me how old you REALLY ARE. It seems that all the time you've been spending over here you should have been studying.
She's also had you tailed by a Private Detective and is threatening to inform the AUTHORITIES about our liaisons.
Luckily, I was able to call by your house and persuade "Mumsy" not to tell tales. She'll be fine in a couple of days after the bruising goes down.

Don't show your face over here again or I'll have my security set the Dogs on you.

Mother is enjoying the money. The b*tch plans to get some J-400 jacuzzi, not to mention other things.

You insensitive bitc

You stupi

My driver's license clearly states my birthdate. I'm 18 and you know it!! How can you be so idioti

They can't prove anything without my testimony about what DID NOT happen back in January when I was 17.

No private eye can even get through the gates you dumb *sigh*

You're telling me Bobby-joe authorized some unsaved asshole detective a pass? That f*cker I will kill hi have to have a talk with him.

Look here, woman. I still have the video from those three times we made those prayer videos. Even the one in January with the floor mat and candles.

DO NOTTOY WITH MY AFFECTIONS, WOMAN!!!!!

I think I've been too giving in this relationship. I loved to see you happy and I've treated you with more respect than any woman in the bible could hope to receive. What was I thinking caring about your feelings? Wanting to see you smile?

It's true, isn't it? Women only like jerks. Maybe I'm going to have to get biblical on your ass.

I WILL GIVE NOTHING!!!!
BUT TAKE EVERYTHING!!!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

There's a simple explanation for Vayhr, you know.

Large........tallywhacker........complex. *Snicker*

Tali said my 7.25 inches were adequate enough. Now she won't even answer my calls.



What did I ever do to you you mean insensitive, B*TCH!?!?!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Really. So you get off calling me gay, and then you start posting in pink font.

I see, so using a pink text color is what makes someone gay? Is that how you faggots try and rationalize your behavior while packing other dudes' fudge? Suck all the cock and be on the receiving end of all the pitches you like, but as long as you don't use the color pink you're OK with God?

!!!WRONG!!!
Leviticus 18 :22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

As EHM pointed out, you're a hypocrite.

That makes you just as much a fool as he is see as you didn't bother to actually read the verses either. You've had your nose so far up his ass these past few days. Why don't you two figure out which one of you is going to be the b*tch and and get a room.

You and your faggot lover are going to

BURN
IN
HELL

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Fool? You call me a fool?

Proverbs 12:16 A fool's wrath is presently known: but a prudent man covereth shame.

God's wrath is presently known!!! What's your point? Are you blaspheming MY LORD AND SAVIOR WHO SHED HIS HOLY BLOOD FOR MY(and your) SINS? As one of our sister pointed out in another post, "Every square is a rectangle, but not every rectangle is a square." I hope that didn't go over your dumb ass head. Your wrath is known to us all, fool. Why else would you be posting in MY thread other than to vent your jealous wrath?

Proverbs 20:3 It is an honour for a man to cease from strife: but every fool will be meddling.


YOU are meddling in MY thread, fool.


Ecclesiastes 7:9 Be not hasty in thy spirit to be angry: for anger resteth in the bosom of fools.

MY anger does not rest in my bosom. I flows out freely like Christ's. IT HAS NO TIME TO REST!!!


Just to name a few verses that point out you horribly obvious hipocrisy.

Do you even know the meaning of hypocrisy, you simple minded idiot?

You just demonstrated how foolish you are, fool. What? Did you just run a search for the word "fool" on an online Bible and pick out resulting verses without even reading them? You unsaved filth make me sick.

Maybe you were thinking about Matthew 5:22, you dim witted asswipe. And my reply would be YOU ARE NOT my brother and the following verse.

Luke 11:37-40 And as he spake, a certain Pharisee besought him to dine with him: and he went in, and sat down to meat. And when the Pharisee saw it, he marveled that he had not first washed before dinner. And the Lord said unto him, Now do ye Pharisees make clean the outside of the cup and the platter; but your inward part is full of ravening and wickedness. Ye fools, did not he that made that which is without make that which is within also?

Jesus has no problem calling a SPADE A SPADE, so why should I?

OPEN UP YOUR KJV1611 BIBLE AND ACTUAL LEARN SOMETHING YOU GOD DAMNED
FOOL!!!

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

But Jesus is alive! He only died for a short while and has continued to be alive since then. If you were a True Christian you would know this.

I wonder what Clarence's middle name might be? Maybe Marion or Francis?

Do you mean Fransssssisssssssss?

[VictoryOS]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

People like you would make Jesus cry if he were still alive.

But Jesus is alive! He only died for a short while and has continued to be alive since then. If you were a True Christian you would know this.

I wonder what Clarence's middle name might be? Maybe Marion or Francis?

[Talitha]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

So you ARE a pedophile.

And beating up the child's mother when she decided to bring in the law instead of surrendering yourself to the police and confessing your crime isn't very Christ-like. People like you would make Jesus cry if he were still alive.

Did anyone ask YOU for an opinion?
How DARE you call me such a thing.
Did I actually say how old Clarence is?

I shall be speaking to the Pastors with a view to get you banned from this site for good you boring witless piece of trash.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

WELL!!!!
Vahyr (or should it be Clarence?).
I've just had a call from your MOTHER and we've had a long chat.

She's told me how old you REALLY ARE. It seems that all the time you've been spending over here you should have been studying.
She's also had you tailed by a Private Detective and is threatening to inform the AUTHORITIES about our liaisons.
Luckily, I was able to call by your house and persuade "Mumsy" not to tell tales. She'll be fine in a couple of days after the bruising goes down.

Don't show your face over here again or I'll have my security set the Dogs on you.

So you ARE a pedophile.

And beating up the child's mother when she decided to bring in the law instead of surrendering yourself to the police and confessing your crime isn't very Christ-like. People like you would make Jesus cry if he were still alive.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

WELL!!!!
Vahyr (or should it be Clarence?).
I've just had a call from your MOTHER and we've had a long chat.

She's told me how old you REALLY ARE. It seems that all the time you've been spending over here you should have been studying.
She's also had you tailed by a Private Detective and is threatening to inform the AUTHORITIES about our liaisons.
Luckily, I was able to call by your house and persuade "Mumsy" not to tell tales. She'll be fine in a couple of days after the bruising goes down.

Don't show your face over here again or I'll have my security set the Dogs on you.

I knew he lived in Mommy's basement.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

A DEMON-RIDDEN "WARRIOR" named CLARENCE? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Sister Talitha, you have just made my day!

[Talitha]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

WELL!!!!
Vahyr (or should it be Clarence?).
I've just had a call from your MOTHER and we've had a long chat.

She's told me how old you REALLY ARE. It seems that all the time you've been spending over here you should have been studying.
She's also had you tailed by a Private Detective and is threatening to inform the AUTHORITIES about our liaisons.
Luckily, I was able to call by your house and persuade "Mumsy" not to tell tales. She'll be fine in a couple of days after the bruising goes down.

Don't show your face over here again or I'll have my security set the Dogs on you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Well he's gay and an idiot to boot, so any chance of him trying to attack me while wearing valkyrie armor and wielding a plastic sword would either have him arrested, or leaving him with a bunch of welts. I'm sure cutting the internet connection at his house so he couldn't have any access to WoW would be so torturous that he'd commit suicide, but he's too funny to watch, so I wouldn't do that.

I wouldn't worry about him. Odds are he's located deep within the bowels of his Mommy's basement, munching on Doritos whilst gratifying himself at the sight of various WoW characters.

In reality, I'd say my frail grandmother would probably be more frightening.

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Well he's gay and an idiot to boot, so any chance of him trying to attack me while wearing valkyrie armor and wielding a plastic sword would either have him arrested, or leaving him with a bunch of welts. I'm sure cutting the internet connection at his house so he couldn't have any access to WoW would be so torturous that he'd commit suicide, but he's too funny to watch, so I wouldn't do that.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

There's a simple explanation for Vayhr, you know.

Small........tallywhacker........complex. *Snicker*