[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Ok, I know I've been gone for a couple weeks so I've just got one quick question:

Is Vayhr really a man of God or did troll hunting season just open up?

I did a little asking around, EHM, and it seems that our dear Sister Talitha's limousine broke down when she was on a shopping trip in Des Moines, during the local Special Olympics. Gentle and loving woman that she is, Talitha has taken an interest in trying to Save retardeds.

As you no doubt know, retardeds are as they are because they are part demon. Sister Talitha is hoping that a good dose of her True Christian™ Lurve can force the demon from this Retarded, and make him into a normal teenage boy again.

Then, she can put him to work in one of her sweatshops fine ladieswear factories, until he has repaid her kindness.

And if you've read the bible, how come you wear chainmail tunics and carry plastic swords to school?

Zephaniah 1:8 I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

I'm sorry, Mare of the Milquetoast. That was rude of me, laughing at Magikarp's joke at your expense like that.

What I meant to say was,

[VictoryOS]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Would you like to help me fight back against these tards, Sis Victory? (p.s I'm sorry.)

With weapons like that, I'd be a fool to turn you down.

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Ugh, another troll attack.

OLD

Would you like to help me fight back against these tards, Sis Victory? (p.s I'm sorry.)

[VictoryOS]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

OMG I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ WANNA HAVE SOME WAT WAT IN THE BUT?

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[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

There ya go. I have read the bible, 5 different bibles to be exact.

And if you've read the bible, how come you wear chainmail tunics and carry plastic swords to school?

Zephaniah 1:8 I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

Magikarp's post =

!!!!EPIC!!!!
!!!!FAIL!!!!

You're LAME!!!

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

As I don't work at McDonalds...

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

There ya go. I have read the bible, 5 different bibles to be exact.

And if you've read the bible, how come you wear chainmail tunics and carry plastic swords to school?

Zephaniah 1:8 I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

No, not really. I put an image there, when I previewed the post it was there. The blank space was supposed...

Magikarp =!!!!FAIL!!!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

No, I just don't feel like paying money to put you in your place. There's a difference between being a pussy and not wasting time with some poor chump who flips burgers at McDonalds for a living.

As I don't work at McDonalds...

!!!!HE ADMITS IT!!!!

HE ADMITS TO BEING A BIG WET, SYPHILIS INFECTED, FISH SMELLING PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

I BET YOU'LL THINK TWICE NEXT TIME BEFORE TALKING SHIT TO A WARRIOR OF CHRIST'S MIGHTY WARHOST!!! HAVE YOU READ THE BIBLE, B*TCH!?!?! WE DON'T TAKE PRISONERS!!! WE TAKE EVERYTHING ELSE AND GIVE NOTHING!!! WE DON'T PLAY AROUND!!!

WWWRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Typical response from a pansy liberal. What's with all the blank space in your post? Did your limp pansy liberal wrist accidentally come to rest on the enter key or space bar? Homer.

No, not really. I put an image there, when I previewed the post it was there. The blank space was supposed to have a "you fail" pic there. Oh well, I guess.

P.S Can a mod edit that post back to normal size, since I can't edit my posts?

[VictoryOS]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

No, I just don't feel like paying money to put you in your place. There's a difference between being a pussy and not wasting time with some poor chump who flips burgers at McDonalds for a living.

Typical response from a pansy liberal. What's with all the blank space in your post? Did your limp pansy liberal wrist accidentally come to rest on the enter key or space bar? Homer.

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

how do i shot web?

No, I just don't feel like paying money to put you in your place. There's a difference between being a pussy and not wasting time with some poor chump who flips burgers at McDonalds for a living.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Ok, I know I've been gone for a couple weeks so I've just got one quick question:

Is Vayhr really a man of God or did troll hunting season just open up?

All the colors and enlarge text are aggrivating me...

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I'm sure I could distinguish you from everyone, which makes it a lot easier. You wear a chainmail tunic and plastic viking hat to school, don't you?

But then again, I really don't feel like spending around 120 bucks just to come to Des Moines just to kick your sorry ass.

Oh, and nice try, I'm not Chinese.



I agree wholeheartedly.

!!!HA!!!

YOUR SCARED LITTLE B*TCH ASS CAN TALK THE TALK, BUT NOT WALK THE WALK!!!!!

NEXT TIME YOU WANNA TALK SHIT OVER THE INTERNET BE WILLING TO BACK IT UP!!! THIS AIN'T THE LAND OF POKEMON, DORK!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! F*CKING COWARD!!!!

Tali, babe. I'm sorry you had to see that, but this little scared punk b*tch was asking for it. He's lucky the shaking of his bones wouldn't let him act or swear to God he's be in a wheel chair for the rest of his life. Cause I play for KEEPS!!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Not only was that completely uncalled for, but I have no qualms with you. I was laughing at the picture. Notice that I wasn't the person that POSTED it, but if you want your ass handed to you through the internet I'll oblige. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I actually like your personality, so don't get on my shit list.

If you aren't the stupidest simple minded woman I've ever encountered. That so clearly was NOT directed at you.
Didn't somebody exorcise the demon of rEtaRdatIoN out of you at a young age or something? Isn't that what you people do to kids born retarded?

How did she slip through the cracks, people? Looks like you've been slacking, pastors?

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

You can find me at Abraham Lincoln High School anytime you'd like after 5pm. 2600 SW 9th Street, Des Moines, IA. Just give me and date and time and I'll be there to fold you in half, fag.

BRING IT
you little chink, b*tch.

I'm sure I could distinguish you from everyone, which makes it a lot easier. You wear a chainmail tunic and plastic viking hat to school, don't you?

But then again, I really don't feel like spending around 120 bucks just to come to Des Moines just to kick your sorry ass.

Oh, and nice try, I'm not Chinese.

I am quite curious why this little troll is allowed by the Pastors to continue to post here, when he has made threats of physical violence against several TCs, including more than one member of the Ladies of Landover.

I agree wholeheartedly.