[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Ayep. I'll be a-waiting.

I'll be there to pound your sassy behind into mush at 5 O'clock!!! Don't even think about skipping town again to escape your thrashing, wench!!!

[Miss Maisie]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

<Blasphemy deleted>

I know that isn't the <blasphemy deleted>, but you'll just have to settle for what you can get, homer.

Now, get the f*ck out of here, loser

Not only UnGodly font, but those colors are an eyesore to say nothing of the very unChristian language. Do you want to go the the naughty corner for awhile, young man?

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Thank you, Miss Maisie.
Although I don't disagree with you at all, wouldn't putting him with Clown be a little too much? I mean, only the worst of the worst deserve to be tortured by him.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

He is a misguided soul with no actual life after all... Going to "The Corner" is pretty extreme. Like any other troll he will eventually just go away.

Thank you, Miss Maisie.
Although I don't disagree with you at all, wouldn't putting him with Clown be a little too much? I mean, only the worst of the worst deserve to be tortured by him.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Not only UnGodly font, but those colors are an eyesore to say nothing of the very unChristian language. Do you want to go the the naughty corner for awhile, young man?

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

!!!!F*CK YOU, B*TCH!!!!

WAIT TIL TALI GETS AHOLD OF YOU!!!!!!!

YOUR ASS IS GOING TO BE ON FIRE WHEN WE ARE DONE PUMMELING YOU INTO THE GROUND!!!

OOOOoooohhh!!! I WENT THROUGH SOME OF THE DOF FILES TALI HAS AND YOU'RE IN "THE SLICKS" WITH... HAHAHA!!! MAGGOTY OLD CRONE!!!

DISTANCE IS IRRELEVANT!!! I WILL END YOU!!!

WWWWWWWRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

Pfft, you've made me late for another ass kicking appointment I have. I'm now going to take out my new anger on her. Jenny, thank this hussy for what is about to happen to you.

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I'll be there to pound your sassy behind into mush at 5 O'clock!!! Don't even think about skipping town again to escape your thrashing, wench!!!

No-show again, Pansy of the Milquetoast?

You disappoint me. I polished up my sledge hammer for nothing.

How can I break your fingers if you don't show up?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

No-show again, Pansy of the Milquetoast?

You disappoint me. I polished up my sledge hammer for nothing.

How can I break your fingers if you don't show up?

Oh! Riiiiiiiiiight.

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

<teenage yammering deleted>

Dang, and I was so looking forward to Jenny beating the sense into your addled head. But really, traveling across the US to give someone an "ass kicking"

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Oh! Riiiiiiiiiight.

Coward. Run home to Mommy.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

<Ranting deleted>

Pfft, you've made me late for another ass kicking appointment I have. I'm now going to take out my new anger on her. Jenny, thank this hussy for what is about to happen to you.

Sugar, it's bad enough you're defiling our forum, but your horribly sized and colored font also defiles my eyes.

Please desist or it WILL be the naughty corner for you.

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Sugar, it's bad enough you're defiling our forum, but your horribly sized and colored font also defiles my eyes.

Please desist or it WILL be the naughty corner for you.

Just to make sure, but..

By naughty corner do you maybe perchance mean Quarantine?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

No, I think she means "The Corner". It is a dark sulfurous place that proper True Christians do not try and contemplate.

Just to make sure, but..

By naughty corner do you maybe perchance mean Quarantine?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Coward. Run home to Mommy.

Yes siree bob, I was definitely NOT at the monthly visitor last night.

Would you mind giving Tali a call and explaining to her that I was absolutely under no circumstances at the Monthly Visitor last night.

I'd hate to see you get injured or worse over a misunderstanding about a lapse of time, Jenny dear.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Yes siree bob, I was definitely NOT at the monthly visitor last night.

Would you mind giving Tali a call and explaining to her that I was absolutely under no circumstances at the Monthly Visitor last night.

I'd hate to see you get injured or worse over a misunderstanding about a lapse of time, Jenny dear.

You're a girl? A girl who calls herself a "warrior" and is fixated with other women, we know what means. You're a Hillary Clinton supporter!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Brother Bobby, perhaps "he" IS Hitlery come to infiltrate our Godly forum !

You're a girl? A girl who calls herself a "warrior" and is fixated with other women, we know what means. You're a Hillary Clinton supporter!