[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

And I'm the mother-in-law

You did not send this?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Pregnant

You did not send this?

Yes of course, my dear Miss Robooba, I did post that one for you! Have you read your KJV1611 Bible today?

In Jesus' love, Sister Noddy

[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

On a daily basis, I read the 1928 BCP.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pregnant

On a daily basis, I read the 1928 BCP.

Then you are a hellbound Espiscopalian. That figures. A bigger tribe of false Christians I have never seen.

Your "church" has female bishops and even queer ones. What could be further from God's love?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Pregnant

Then you are a hellbound Espiscopalian. That figures. A bigger tribe of false Christians I have never seen.

Your "church" has female bishops and even queer ones. What could be further from God's love?

Whoops! Mr Godwin made me burn the BCP and my ministers' robes in the fireplace when I got Saved®

[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

I am trying to find Joshua. He seems like he would be a good fit for me.

I have posted several messages but have heard nothing in response. I would enjoy him as a full length nigra even if he never became fully sanitized.

Nigras in VT drive BMW cars and demonstrate their athletic prowess on ski slopes and squash courts. They are comfortable with their white brethren and only rarely get into "manly attributes" discussions. Most graduated from Harvard or Yale and enjoy commensurate trapping of privilege. They are generally married to or accompanied by quadroons of great poise and beauty.

Joshua might have a chance at a patrician life if I could find him.

[Mr Godwin]

Re: Pregnant

I am trying to find Joshua ...

... Nigras in VT drive BMW cars and demonstrate their athletic prowess ...

... Joshua might have a chance at a patrician life if I could find him ...

Oh come come now, Miss Roboober. Don't tell me you're really interested in a nigra. Even though he is young and handsome. Even though he is well-educated and articulate. I'm disappointed, that's what. It's disappointing. And now if you will excuse me, I must go and take my evening blood pressure medication. I feel a headache coming on. It's just disappointing, that's what. Excuse me.

Disappointed, Mr Godwin

[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

I am sorry, Mr. Godwin. Truth is, I have been enthralled by the stories I have read about the prowess of the nigra male. Apparently, God chose to bless him with appurtenances rarely found among caucasians. I want to find out if this is true.

Skin color is transparent to me. My valley is deep and in need of a thorough tilling. I am merely seeking a lifemate who can catapult me to its higher peaks.

Are you having intercourse with Sister Noddy after your children retire?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Pregnant

Are you having intercourse with Sister Noddy after your children retire

It is true that my son-in-law and I happen to be the same age. It is also true that we are both widowed, and therefore single. It is true that we are related by marriage, and not by blood. It is true as well that we share the same rooms under one roof in a fine home on Nob Hill. What an indelicate question, Missy! As my son is fond of saying, I'm shocked. If I were to tell you yes, would you leave my son alone, you hussy? Of course we are not having relations, we are not married to each other. Does that answer your question? In place of your false-church BCP, I suggest you get a GODLY KJV BIBLE and start reading right away. For it is written of women like yourself ...

2 Peter 2:13-15

13And shall receive the reward of unrighteousness, as they that count it pleasure to riot in the day time. Spots they are and blemishes, sporting themselves with their own deceivings while they feast with you;

14Having eyes full of adultery, and that cannot cease from sin; beguiling unstable souls: an heart they have exercised with covetous practices; cursed children:

15Which have forsaken the right way, and are gone astray, following the way of Balaam the son of Bosor, who loved the wages of unrighteousness;


Sister Noddy

[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

It is true that my son-in-law and I happen to be the same age. It is also true that we are both widowed, and therefore single. It is true that we are related by marriage, and not by blood. It is true as well that we share the same rooms under one roof in a fine home on Nob Hill. What an indelicate question, Missy! As my son is fond of saying, I'm shocked. If I were to tell you yes, would you leave my son alone, you hussy? Of course we are not having relations, we are not married to each other. Does that answer your question? In place of your false-church BCP, I suggest you get a GODLY KJV BIBLE and start reading right away. For it is written of women like yourself ...

2 Peter 2:13-15

13And shall receive the reward of unrighteousness, as they that count it pleasure to riot in the day time. Spots they are and blemishes, sporting themselves with their own deceivings while they feast with you;

14Having eyes full of adultery, and that cannot cease from sin; beguiling unstable souls: an heart they have exercised with covetous practices; cursed children:

15Which have forsaken the right way, and are gone astray, following the way of Balaam the son of Bosor, who loved the wages of unrighteousness;


Sister Noddy

Mr. Godwin is the one pursuing me. I am more interested in Joshua but he has not responded.

Mr. Godwin's last message contained fervent racial implications but a person's color is of no significance. I am far more interested in statistical information and if Mr. Godwin has a sincere motive for his postings, perhaps he will pm me with his vitals.

A woman unshorn is a marvel of His creation! Fish do not have hair if you get my drift.

And while we are on the subject, salt mullet is a favorite of mine. Why do some men cut their hair to look like a fish head?

Robbie

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pregnant

And how do you take care of them? Women need lots of special attention.

Trust me we TRUE Christians(tm) know how special women are.

Under my covering Roberta I can guarantee you will live in a structured and closely monitored environment were you will be given the kind of guidance you need to reach your maximum potential, as I like to say “output”. I have a spacious house here in Freehold my neighbors have quaintly named “the factory” were as one of my plural wives were you can “get to work” (so to say) at being a good Christian woman. Immersed in kind of 24/7 lifestyle I keep my house “working” at Roberta you will have no time for worrying about the private parts of Negro-Americans but have higher things to worry about.

What do you say Roberta? I can have a private jet at the nearest airport to you within the hour.

[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

I have no desire to become a Mormon!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pregnant

I have no desire to become a Mormon!

Whose talking Mormon? This will be a proper and legal (if unconsummated) marriage in the Eyes of God and under the tax code of the United States of America!

As a Bobby-Joe Tabor plural wife you will;

• Not before forced to wear magical underwear (though there is a fashionable sky blue dress for you and your fellow plural wives)
• Not required to have as many babies as you can (though I do welcome working age children)
• Have to deal with none of this serial marriage and divorce nonsense.
• Not have to worship Joseph Smith.

You see, no Mormon depravity here Roberta.

[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

Dear BJ,

I appreciate your kindness but it's not a sinecure that I am after. I want a SOULmate, not someone who leads an orgiastic life.

I require a great deal of carnal attention. Why would I ever consider an unconsumated relationship? And furthermore, I look better in black (leather or latex) than blue!

[Cheshire]

Re: Pregnant

Dear BJ,

I appreciate your kindness but it's not a sinecure that I am after. I want a SOULmate, not someone who leads an orgiastic life.

I require a great deal of carnal attention. Why would I ever consider an unconsumated relationship? And furthermore, I look better in black (leather or latex) than blue!

Roberta, are you passing up a relationship with a True Christian like Bobby Joe?

I would marry him myself, but I'm already engaged to William.