[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

Roberta, are you passing up a relationship with a True Christian like Bobby Joe?

I would marry him myself, but I'm already engaged to William.

Dear Cheshty,

I do not think this would matter to BJ. He would probably be happy to admit William to a heathen menage a huit (or more)!

BJ should be wearing a toga instead of a sheet.

Robbie

[Juliette]

Re: Pregnant

Dear Cheshty,

I do not think this would matter to BJ. He would probably be happy to admit William to a heathen menage a huit (or more)!

BJ should be wearing a toga instead of a sheet.

Robbie

Hi Sister Roberta,

any success with the fruiting of the womb lately?

[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

Dearest Juliette,

We do not have a Baptist church where I live. I have never even been in one but a friend told me that they have hot tubs right in the sanctuary. I like "tubbing" after a good run down the slopes so this sounds very appealing.

Alas, with no real Christians even remotely close I do not get the chance to meet eligible bachelors.

This BJ guy made me an offer but he sounds kinky and wants me to move to Iowa.

Mr. Godwin sounds nice but he is living in a very suspicious arrangement. He said he would move but wanted to bring his mother-in-law along. Sounds a bit Oedipal to me.

Hiroshi sent me some fake photos but only today I learned that he is a devotee of skat! What a sicko!

Dear Bro' Joshua got my hopes up but but he has not responded to my posts.

I just continue getting pumped at the dairy and try not to worry about the future. Que sera, sera--I am in his hands.

[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

Dearest Juliette,

We do not have a Baptist church where I live. I have never even been in one but a friend told me that they have hot tubs right in the sanctuary. I like "tubbing" after a good run down the slopes so this sounds very appealing.

Alas, with no real Christians even remotely close I do not get the chance to meet eligible bachelors.

This BJ guy made me an offer but he sounds kinky and wants me to move to Iowa.

Mr. Godwin sounds nice but he is living in a very suspicious arrangement. He said he would move but wanted to bring his mother-in-law along. Sounds a bit Oedipal to me.

Hiroshi sent me some fake photos but only today I learned that he is a devotee of skat! What a sicko!

Dear Bro' Joshua got my hopes up but but he has not responded to my posts.

I just continue getting pumped at the dairy and try not to worry about the future. Que sera, sera--I am in his hands.

Meant "His" but I do not have the ability to edit my posts.

[Bobby-Joe]

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This BJ guy made me an offer but he sounds kinky and wants me to move to Iowa.

Kinky? As I said before sex is the farthest thing from my mind with you. Once you join me in my little "factory" you and your fellow co-wives with have much more important and productive things to worry about than mere carnal pleasure. Jesus has expectations from us, quotas even, and we will have to work hard to meet them.

[Roberta]

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Kinky? As I said before sex is the farthest thing from my mind with you. Once you join me in my little "factory" you and your fellow co-wives with have much more important and productive things to worry about than mere carnal pleasure. Jesus has expectations from us, quotas even, and we will have to work hard to meet them.

I do not want to sleep with other women--carpet munching is not my thing (even though I often get propositioned by women who are attracted by my armpit hair and think I must be gay).

I know they have a town somewhere in the midwest named Dike. Mrs. Clinton stumped there recently. I think it must be something akin to the the Isle of Lesbos. I hope LBO has dispatched missionaryesses to this heathen place! They do not allow men within city limits and have weightlifting WWW butches patrolling the borders.

[Juliette]

Re: Pregnant

Dearest Juliette,

We do not have a Baptist church where I live. I have never even been in one but a friend told me that they have hot tubs right in the sanctuary. I like "tubbing" after a good run down the slopes so this sounds very appealing.

Alas, with no real Christians even remotely close I do not get the chance to meet eligible bachelors.

This BJ guy made me an offer but he sounds kinky and wants me to move to Iowa.

Mr. Godwin sounds nice but he is living in a very suspicious arrangement. He said he would move but wanted to bring his mother-in-law along. Sounds a bit Oedipal to me.

Hiroshi sent me some fake photos but only today I learned that he is a devotee of skat! What a sicko!

Dear Bro' Joshua got my hopes up but but he has not responded to my posts.

I just continue getting pumped at the dairy and try not to worry about the future. Que sera, sera--I am in his hands.

My dear Roberta,

In this part of the world (Europe) where I live decent Baptist churches are also hard to find. (Even a KJV bible is almost impossible to find. Imagine.) So we are destined to fight the fight ourselves. Aren't we?

But I noticed you also like running and a hot tub afterwards. So do I.

Good luck in your search for a decent christian man,

hugs,

Juliette

[Bobby-Joe]

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I do not want to sleep with other women--carpet munching is not my thing (even though I often get propositioned by women who are attracted by my armpit hair and think I must be gay).

Sleeping with other women? Oh no Roberta, my wives have no time for sleep or any such indulgences and trust me. I am well informed of thespians and their "method" and I will have none of that under my roof. No, Jesus want's noses to the grind stone and the "line" (what I call my wives' charming little, but tax deductible, hobby) running 24 hours a day. You look like you have a good back and strong feet Roberta, won't you come work in my,...er be mine.

[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

What "line"? 900 numbers getting little boys and old men to tug their tallywhackers while your so called wives use filthy disgusting language while dildo-ing themselves because you will not have sex with them?

I hate to say it BJ but the more I learn about you the more perverted you seem. 900 numbers are very profitable-I guess that's why you can afford your own plane.

Did you ever consider cleaning up your act a little and preaching on TV? These guys take money from little only ladies, too. Put the most attractive wife on with you. Make sure she has big fake boobs, is heavily made up and can shed tears without hesitation. Within a couple months you will be able to purchase a Lear or a Gulfstream so you can witness to the unsaved in exotic global locations.

[Cheshire]

Re: Pregnant

What "line"? 900 numbers getting little boys and old men to tug their tallywhackers while your so called wives use filthy disgusting language while dildo-ing themselves because you will not have sex with them?

I hate to say it BJ but the more I learn about you the more perverted you seem. 900 numbers are very profitable-I guess that's why you can afford your own plane.

Did you ever consider cleaning up your act a little and preaching on TV? These guys take money from little only ladies, too. Put the most attractive wife on with you. Make sure she has big fake boobs, is heavily made up and can shed tears without hesitation. Within a couple months you will be able to purchase a Lear or a Gulfstream so you can witness to the unsaved in exotic global locations.

Are you accusing Brother Bobby-Joe of being a heathen? Those are serious, and false claims! That vacation was nothing!

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Pregnant

well all I can say is that God blessed me and made me very handsome and nothing chinky about me up or down.

Praise

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Pregnant

What "line"? 900 numbers getting little boys and old men to tug their tallywhackers while your so called wives use filthy disgusting language while dildo-ing themselves because you will not have sex with them?

I hate to say it BJ but the more I learn about you the more perverted you seem. 900 numbers are very profitable-I guess that's why you can afford your own plane.

Did you ever consider cleaning up your act a little and preaching on TV? These guys take money from little only ladies, too. Put the most attractive wife on with you. Make sure she has big fake boobs, is heavily made up and can shed tears without hesitation. Within a couple months you will be able to purchase a Lear or a Gulfstream so you can witness to the unsaved in exotic global locations.

Oh goodness...I retract my comments...here I was thinking after your first couple of posts that you were a serious woman looking for Christian companionship. Now I see you think like a harlot and a guttersnipe!
As attractive as you are, I cannot see myself entertaining the idea of putting my you know what, you know where!

Your linguistic spewage is not at all Christian....
I rebuke you for your foul comments to our dear Brother Bobby-Joe

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pregnant

I wonder what you say to the foolish girls who agree to meet up with you for illicit assignations, only to find that you look nothing like these doctored photos you send them?

I don't think he's ever got as far as that stage before.

How do you plan on getting to VT?

Hitoshi's going to Virginia Tech? Sounds like trouble, we all remember what happened the last time a gook visited that place...

Ah ha! gotcha! The slanteye is at it again. It's shocking, that's what. I'm shocked. Who, us True Christians buy the ching chong a plane ticket to consort with an unsaved hussy? I seriously doubt it. Think again. Poop on that, chink boy.

I fear that may be an unwise choice of words...Hitoshi does tend to take things quite literally.

A woman unshorn is a marvel of His creation! Fish do not have hair if you get my drift.

And while we are on the subject, salt mullet is a favorite of mine. Why do some men cut their hair to look like a fish head?

Robbie

I dunno. Why do some men wear fish heads on top of their own?

I require a great deal of carnal attention. Why would I ever consider an unconsumated relationship? And furthermore, I look better in blackthan blue!

Well, keep up that kind of lip with good Christian men and you'll be both black and blue.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pregnant

Are you accusing Brother Bobby-Joe of being a heathen? Those are serious, and false claims! That vacation was nothing!

Thank you Cheshire. I was just providing security for you while you did some missionary work to the poor savages of the Virgin Islands.

What "line"? 900 numbers getting little boys and old men to tug their tallywhackers while your so called wives use filthy disgusting language while dildo-ing themselves because you will not have sex with them?

LOL, Roberta, you misunderstand me. "Line" as in "assembly line" (as my girls so charmingly put it). My wives certainly don't spent their days' gossiping over a phone. Why heavens most only speak Russian (or something) so I never bothered installing any. No, there is the Lord's assembly work to do Roberta and Jesus needs you to start turning screws!

[sinner]

Re: Pregnant

okay I am not christian but I think she is able overlook this when she look over this

Hiroshima, does Greg Luganis know that you're using his body for less than holey purposes? Do you realize that makes you a multiple sinner in the eyes of the Lord and you shall be smitten by God many, many times?

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