[Sister Noddy]

Re: Pregnant

I haven't physically seen snow in my life, but I have gone sand skiing and boarding.

Oh but have you gone sandcrawling, napkin lady?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Pregnant

I haven't physically seen snow in my life, but I have gone sand skiing and boarding.

I am only going to warn you ONCE about being sexually suggestive.

[Ali al-Rashid]

Re: Pregnant

Oh but have you gone sandcrawling, napkin lady?

Lady? I am not a woman.

I am only going to warn you ONCE about being sexually suggestive.

I apologize Mr. Hatchet, I meant nothing by it.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Pregnant

I apologize Mr. Hatchet, I meant nothing by it.

Even if you meant nothing by it, talking about going in unto innocent snow is not tolerated on these forums, and is very upsetting to Brother Hatchet!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Pregnant

Even if you meant nothing by it, talking about going in unto innocent snow is not tolerated on these forums, and is very upsetting to Brother Hatchet!

The same Brother Hatchet who plans to deflower his granddaughter with his car keys?
I guess rape and/or sexual molestation only upsets him when other people do it, but he thinks it's ok for him to do it.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Pregnant

The same Brother Hatchet who plans to deflower his granddaughter with his car keys?
I guess rape and/or sexual molestation only upsets him when other people do it, but he thinks it's ok for him to do it.

This slanderous witch is misinterpreting my righteous and Godly words in the "Hula Hoops" thread. I invite everyone to read through it. You will see for yourselves that her molestation accusations are utterly groundless and completely laughable.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=8811

More than likely her father abandoned her, and now she views me as a father figure. That aptly explains her rebellious behavior.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Pregnant

This slanderous witch is misinterpreting my righteous and Godly words in the "Hula Hoops" thread. I invite everyone to read through it. You will see for yourselves that her molestation accusations are utterly groundless and completely laughable.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=8811

More than likely her father abandoned her, and now she views me as a father figure. That aptly explains her rebellious behavior.

I happen to have a very good relationship with my father - one that does not include him inserting car keys or any other object into my bodily orifices.
I thank the gods that he is nothing like you.
And since you have no authority over me, you can't truthfully say that I'm rebelling against you.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Pregnant

I happen to have a very good relationship with my father - one that does not include him inserting car keys or any other object into my bodily orifices.
I thank the gods that he is nothing like you.
And since you have no authority over me, you can't truthfully say that I'm rebelling against you.

Wrong! I have authority over you because you are a woman. If you had a shred of decency you would be washing my skivvies and rubbing my feet instead of giving me sass. It's obvious your father was and is an unmitigated failure.

You seem to stalk me at every turn. I think you've got a thing for the Hatchman©. Harlot, let me set you straight here and now--that sodden, putrid gulch betwixt your legs will NEVER know my manhood. The very idea!

[Nobar King]

Re: Pregnant

I happen to have a very good relationship with my father - one that does not include him inserting car keys or any other object into my bodily orifices.
I thank the gods that he is nothing like you.
And since you have no authority over me, you can't truthfully say that I'm rebelling against you.

I was trying to visualize him feeding you baby food, but since you ruled out EVERY orifice, I guess Mr. Hatchet was right, he was a failure, and left your mother to do all the feeding alone.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pregnant

I happen to have a very good relationship with my father - one that does not include him inserting car keys or any other object into my bodily orifices.
I thank the gods that he is nothing like you.
And since you have no authority over me, you can't truthfully say that I'm rebelling against you.

Come on Dances, there is no use hiding your feelings about Brother Hatchman©. I mean how blatant can you make it with that avatar of yours? If you don't want people to notice your girly crush on him try showing some self control.

[Ali al-Rashid]

Re: Pregnant

Roberta, do you have an update?

[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

Roberta, do you have an update?

What kind of an update? If you search these forums you can find out more about me than you probably want to know.

[Ali al-Rashid]

Re: Pregnant

What kind of an update? If you search these forums you can find out more about me than you probably want to know.

Then I will do so, though I was speaking in terms of an update on your interest, or lack thereof.

[Ali al-Rashid]

Re: Pregnant

So, interested in marriage? If you'd like to know more about me I am willing to provide such information.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Pregnant

So, interested in marriage? If you'd like to know more about me I am willing to provide such information.

The Department of Faith has already provided us with all the information we need to declare that your intentions here are probably to convert us to Islamic or something along those lines...