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  • Ali al-Rashid
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2008
    • 68

    #121
    Re: Pregnant

    Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
    The Department of Faith has already provided us with all the information we need to declare that your intentions here are probably to convert us to Islamic or something along those lines...
    Doesn't Roberta live far away from you all, though?

    I am just searching for a wife.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #122
      Re: Pregnant

      Originally posted by Ali al-Rashid View Post
      Doesn't Roberta live far away from you all, though?

      I am just searching for a wife.
      Just to illustrate how unsaved and depraved she is, I'll tell you this much: Roberta is more than willing to relocate to any cesspool on earth if it meant she could be anally ravaged by nigras.

      Even you might do.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Ali al-Rashid
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Mar 2008
        • 68

        #123
        Re: Pregnant

        So long as she remains faithful, I am alright with her past.

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        • Ali al-Rashid
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Mar 2008
          • 68

          #124
          Re: Pregnant

          Well, Roberta?

          What, if anything, will we do?

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          • Roberta
            Anti La Leche League Organizer
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 1817

            #125
            Re: Pregnant

            Originally posted by Ali al-Rashid View Post
            Well, Roberta?

            What, if anything, will we do?
            I will try not to be offensive, Al. I am looking for a Christian single, not a goat piffling Ayrab! I do not even care how many oil wells your daddy owns.

            R
            Come climb my mountains.

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #126
              Re: Pregnant

              Originally posted by Roberta View Post
              I will try not to be offensive, Al. I am looking for a Christian single, not a goat piffling Ayrab! I do not even care how many oil wells your daddy owns.

              R
              Thanks, Roberta. But my father (bless His soul) never owned any oil wells. And please feel free to call me Pastor Al.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Joshua Brooks
                Christ Certified Ex-Negro - A white man's white man
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2007
                • 257

                #127
                Re: Pregnant

                Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                I will try not to be offensive, Al. I am looking for a Christian single, not a goat piffling Ayrab! I do not even care how many oil wells your daddy owns.

                R
                Now the question is, "Have you transformed yourself into a True Christian single?"

                You cannot expect to land a True Christian husband if you have not fully turned yor life over to Christ Jesus yourself. Your dismisal of that "I burn incents to mask the urine odor" smelling arab shows promise and a willingness to turn down the libidinous call of Satan.

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                • tLakota
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 206

                  #128
                  Re: Pregnant

                  Hold in there, Joshua! I know you'll find the right person for you! You too Robbie!
                  Willpower rules the world.

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                  • Jammer
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • May 2008
                    • 4

                    #129
                    Re: Pregnant

                    So, Roberta, I would gladly move to Vermont if you would have me. I'm not a True christian yet, but I'm working on it. What do you say?

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                    • Roberta
                      Anti La Leche League Organizer
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 1817

                      #130
                      Re: Pregnant

                      Dear Jammer,

                      I only recently became a TC. It is not something one accomplishes overnight.

                      Please tell me about yourself. There is quite a bit of information about me in the forums. Have you read it?

                      Robbie

                      Come climb my mountains.

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                      • Jammer
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2008
                        • 4

                        #131
                        Re: Pregnant

                        I havn't read it yet, but then again I havn't been a member for very long. Where would I find it?

                        Well, I'm pretty easy-going, love music, have been going to church all my life. I like cars a lot (like most guys), and enjoy some physical activity.

                        If you want to know anything else, just ask.

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                        • Roberta
                          Anti La Leche League Organizer
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 1817

                          #132
                          Re: Pregnant

                          Why did you get banned?
                          Come climb my mountains.

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                          • JDHolm
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • May 2008
                            • 2

                            #133
                            Re: Pregnant

                            They didn't specify a reason. so, i have no idea

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #134
                              Re: Pregnant

                              Originally posted by JDHolm View Post
                              They didn't specify a reason. so, i have no idea
                              You're a liar. You know exactly why.

                              Sister Roberta, don't fall for this snake. His father is satan.

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #135
                                Re: Pregnant

                                Originally posted by JDHolm View Post
                                They didn't specify a reason. so, i have no idea
                                Quit being a Klown jerk.

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