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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    Yeeah Hellion! *high fives hellion*
    I thought you two both claimed to be virgins?

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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    Yeeah Hellion! *high fives hellion*
    You whore, the only sex you will have in Hell is with satan himself, and I assure you that it isn't a "pleasurable" experience. Satan's pleasure is thinking of ways to make your life miserable, and based on what I have seen of you and what your Department of Faith dossier states, he is just warming up to what he will do to you in Hell. Your misery will only get worse -- I suggest you turn your life over to Jesus before its too late! You are a walking corpse, and an unhappy one to boot (even if you don't know it yet!)

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  • Ixi
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    Excellent point Brother Fish,

    Anyone can tell which of THESE two is Hellbound!
    And that poor puppy sure looks scared of going to heaven!

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  • Ixi
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    So there's no sex in heaven then? Screw that, I'd rather go to Hell.
    Yeeah Hellion! *high fives hellion*

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Excellent point Brother Fish,

    Anyone can tell which of THESE two is Hellbound!
    Attached Files

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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by lilith View Post
    Indeed anyone would think that,though why anyone would have a problem with a delightful cat & a couple of lovely dogs is beyond me.

    cats are innately devil-spawns, destined to Hell to burn forever (unless they are converted and baptized using a technique that Landover University's very own Petal has discovered and applied). Dogs, however, are Totally Manly, and are less-likely to be Hell bound, as per my studies and research at Landover U.

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  • lilith
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    That's what I thought..especially since he never answered as to whether or not he minded if our pets come along too.
    I mean, anyone would think he didn't like my rottweilers or TCFH! Can you imagine?
    Indeed anyone would think that,though why anyone would have a problem with a delightful cat & a couple of lovely dogs is beyond me.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by lilith View Post
    Oh look,Al's inviting us Rachael! Isn't that sweet of him. And deeply suspicious. And devious.
    That's what I thought..especially since he never answered as to whether or not he minded if our pets come along too.
    I mean, anyone would think he didn't like my rottweilers or TCFH! Can you imagine?

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  • lilith
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    We will now that we know YOU're going to be there too! Can you bring Lilith with?
    Oh look,Al's inviting us Rachael! Isn't that sweet of him. And deeply suspicious. And devious.

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  • lilith
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
    We know everything about you.
    What, did you think you were anonymous on Gods favourite forum?

    No such thing here, our technicans and administrators have tracked your physical location LONG AGO.
    And the DOF followed up by getting your name, age, adress, and so on.

    So we know who you are, be on your best behaviour.
    Whatever you say, if it is blashpemous, it WILL be used against you.
    God however, has given you the right, or rather duty as a woman, to stay silent and submit to us men totally.
    * I suggest you take it, yes?
    * So....er..had any joy with getting that last one to work then,SS? Hur hur hur!

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  • hellion
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
    We know everything about you.
    What, did you think you were anonymous on Gods favourite forum?

    No such thing here, our technicans and administrators have tracked your physical location LONG AGO.
    And the DOF followed up by getting your name, age, adress, and so on.

    So we know who you are, be on your best behaviour.
    Whatever you say, if it is blashpemous, it WILL be used against you.
    God however, has given you the right, or rather duty as a woman, to stay silent and submit to us men totally.
    I suggest you take it, yes?
    I knew you were a stalker...so what is my info then?

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  • hellion
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    It's people like you who are stealing my oxygen.
    I would love to be in an exorcism, but I'm not possessed.

    Is that why you can't think straight? You aren't getting enough oxygen to your brain? Haha. My bad.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Sure, I'll ask Lilith. Of course, I'd be bringing Daisy and Raptor, and she'd be bringing TCFH.

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

    This I gotta see. Will you be selling tickets to this exorcism? Will they be selling hotdogs?
    We will now that we know YOU're going to be there too! Can you bring Lilith with?

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    WATCH one?!?!? You can be IN one!
    This I gotta see. Will you be selling tickets to this exorcism? Will they be selling hotdogs?

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