[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Oh yeah? Prove your 'exorcisms'. I want to watch one.

WATCH one?!?!? You can be IN one!

And why would I want to be normal? It's people who are different that make our world more interesting.

It's people like you who are stealing my oxygen.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Listen harlot; we pastors travel all over the world performing REAL exorcisms. Those movies are a like a walk in the park compared to the real thing. The things we see would curl your hair.

We can help rid you of the demons that are talking to you in your head, but you can't expect us to restore you to something like normalcy without payment, now can you? We need to cover the costs of fuel for our Lear Jets, and then there are the hotels and meals and assorted sundries for our travelling companions. Believe you me it all adds up. A love offering of $5,000 will get the ball rolling. That is our hourly rate.

Oh yeah? Prove your 'exorcisms'. I want to watch one.

And why would I want to be normal? It's people who are different that make our world more interesting.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

All the queers will be in HELL. I'm not sure where the women will be, but if they are all like you, they will be YAPPITY-YAP-YAP-YAPPING!

So there's no sex in heaven then? Screw that, I'd rather go to Hell.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Party Time! - w4m - 23

YOU again!?

I'd like to give you a piece of my mind. Meet me out behind the Church tonight about 11pm. I need to get something straight between us.

And I bet I know what that is.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

You forget, I don't care what the bible says because it's a terribly written, inaccurate, out-of-date piece of ass. Much like yourself.

Since you only value the new, I am bestowing upon you a fresh shiny batch of infraction points for insulting a Pastor. Jesus is not amused by your hateful spew, witch.

[SUV]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

In 30 minutes or less, or the next one is free.

At least that's the promise of my bus stop ministry.

Ooh, do you have any of those "Soul Cakes" I heard about in folk songs?

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

How's this for backing up Al's statement?
1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

These are Church forums, so stick a sock in it.

You forget, I don't care what the bible says because it's a terribly written, inaccurate, out-of-date piece of ass. Much like yourself.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

You lying little sl....tart! We BRING people to Christianity! WE DELIVER SOULS!

In 30 minutes or less, or the next one is free.

At least that's the promise of my bus stop ministry.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

What. You can't come up with a witty and daring bible quote to back up your statement, so you insult my age?

How's this for backing up Al's statement?
1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

These are Church forums, so stick a sock in it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Party Time! - w4m - 23

I want to let loose and get wild. Oh, did I tell you when I am drunk it makes me really, really horny! If you are fun, horny and single I'd love to meet you. I'm 5'6", brunette, hazel eyes, built, attractive, a big flirt and a great c_cks_cker! let the party begin!

YOU again!?

I'd like to give you a piece of my mind. Meet me out behind the Church tonight about 11pm. I need to get something straight between us.

Party Time! - w4m - 23

I want to let loose and get wild. Oh, did I tell you when I am drunk it makes me really, really horny! If you are fun, horny and single I'd love to meet you. I'm 5'6", brunette, hazel eyes, built, attractive, a big flirt and a great c_cks_cker! let the party begin!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

What. You can't come up with a witty and daring bible quote to back up your statement, so you insult my age? You wouldn't even know how old I am.

I have come up with THOUSANDS of witty and apropos Bible quotes and you skip over them. And I know how old you are because of the way you write and the amount of teen angst you display.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

What. You can't come up with a witty and daring bible quote to back up your statement, so you insult my age? You wouldn't even know how old I am.

We know everything about you.
What, did you think you were anonymous on Gods favourite forum?

No such thing here, our technicans and administrators have tracked your physical location LONG AGO.
And the DOF followed up by getting your name, age, adress, and so on.

So we know who you are, be on your best behaviour.
Whatever you say, if it is blashpemous, it WILL be used against you.
God however, has given you the right, or rather duty as a woman, to stay silent and submit to us men totally.
I suggest you take it, yes?

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Teenage girls such as yourself should learn to SHUT UP.

What. You can't come up with a witty and daring bible quote to back up your statement, so you insult my age? You wouldn't even know how old I am.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

How do you know it's infinite? And I was just joking. You don't have to get all ****ing technical about it.

Teenage girls such as yourself should learn to SHUT UP.