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  • hellion
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    It is not "ignorant" to follow a Pastor's guidance. You should try it sometime.

    Now run off and fetch me a sandwich, girl! Chop chop!
    Alraight. I just got ordained as a Minister. Legally. Now, I'll go get you that sandwich, complete with shit and mayonaisse. And I bet you'd eat too, concerning you have to listen to me and all.

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  • hellion
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    Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
    Good!
    That's the way it's supposed to be for women, as only harlots experience any kind of (forgive me Jesus!) lust.

    There is hope for you yet.
    Praise Jesus!
    What's the point of having sex if you can't get-off? Other than having a kid, but that's besides the point. And even so, it's totally not worth it. I'd rather go to Hell then to not be able to have an orgasm!

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
    The idea of "420" comes from, as it was mentioned, "smoking a joint/blunt". This has a direct cognate in the phrase "smoking a pole", or lavishly licking another male's tallywhacker. As such, it is merely another attempt for the homer agenda to look "cool" and "hip" to today's youngfolk who merely wish to see the same things that the Apostle John saw on Patmos. If we do not band together to expose the Truth(tm), our entire culture will be handed over to these "pole smoking" terrorists!
    Dear Lord. Young Americans should have no contact with any Slavs whatsoever, and Poles are notorious for being among the worst of the lot. They certainly shouldn't be smoked by anyone, under any circumstances whatsoever.

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  • Enobarbus
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    Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    Whatever the computer implants into your brain, the origin of 4-20 is unknown. I.e. 'No one knows! So whatever you throw at me is just showing that you're stupid enough to look it up.

    Me, I'll stick with myths. I'm not going to look up such meaningless information.
    Will you stop making senseless replies.

    I repeat:

    Originally Posted by Halfwit
    I've learned this from real potheads, not people who pretend to know what they're talking about.
    Do you really not see the absurdity of that?
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    To which you reply -- quite irrelevantly:

    Whatever the computer implants into your brain, the origin of 4-20 is unknown. I.e. 'No one knows! So whatever you throw at me is just showing that you're stupid enough to look it up.
    Not only irrelevant, but exactly what we have been saying.
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    I asked you whether you could see the irony or absurdity in this:
    I've learned this from real potheads, not people who pretend to know what they're talking about.

    Can you? Evidently not.

    So looking things up is stupid, is it? Some might think that not looking things up and believing what potheads tell you is stupid. If the the information that you have is straight off the top of your head, then it's not much use to anyone. Tell these colleges that you claim to have scholarships to that looking things up is stupid.

    The fact is that you were proved wrong, and instead of graciously admitting it, you turn around and say like a child, "Ya boo, ya silly to look it up, ha ha!".

    You listen to potheads for your information, and we'll check more authoritative resources.

    Like the KJV1611 the most authoritative resource of all: the Word of Almight God himself. You should start listening to God too, instead of the potheads. The potheads will take you straight to hell with them. But Jesus can redeem even a sinner as silly and loathsome as yourself. It's true, Hellion, you need not give up hope: Jesus can save even you! And he has brought you here to Landover for a purpose -- you didn't arrive here by accident -- he's lovingly offering you a chance of Salvation©. Are you going to reject if Hellion? Are you going to spurn Jesus' offer?

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    Reading you're posts makes me dryer than the Sahara desert.
    Good!
    That's the way it's supposed to be for women, as only harlots experience any kind of (forgive me Jesus!) lust.

    There is hope for you yet.
    Praise Jesus!

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  • hellion
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    Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
    That's the only end that truly matters!
    And may it come soon!

    And let me make this perfectly clear:
    An "end" to us does not refer to any kind of bodily parts, please stop touching yourself RIGHT NOW, HARLOT!
    The M'ing activity is a SIN!
    I can't help it. Masturbating is just soooo much fun! You don't know what you're missing...(sarcasm) Like I'd ever play with myself while having to listen to you. Reading you're posts makes me dryer than the Sahara desert.

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    This is what I mean by taking my words out of context. I said 'Will it never end?' meaning 'Will Enobarbus ever shut up?'. You reply that the 'world will end' when that is clearly not what I asked.
    That's the only end that truly matters!
    And may it come soon!

    And let me make this perfectly clear:
    An "end" to us does not refer to any kind of bodily parts, please stop touching yourself RIGHT NOW, HARLOT!
    The M'ing activity is a SIN!

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  • hellion
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    Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

    Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
    It will end when Jesus comes back to bring us to Glory, which will be any minute now. You, on the other hand, will be stuck here for a looong period of hell-on-earth, and then sent straight to hell to do the unmentionable.
    This is what I mean by taking my words out of context. I said 'Will it never end?' meaning 'Will Enobarbus ever shut up?'. You reply that the 'world will end' when that is clearly not what I asked.

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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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    Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    Will it never end?
    It will end when Jesus comes back to bring us to Glory, which will be any minute now. You, on the other hand, will be stuck here for a looong period of hell-on-earth, and then sent straight to hell to do the unmentionable.

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  • hellion
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    Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

    Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
    What's what you heard it was? What's taken out of context you fool. Did you or didn't you claim that it was a police code? Didn't you make a categorical claim to that? Do I have to look up the post?

    We are saying that there are many accounts of its origin. I've know that for months since first coming across an account of it by accident And how did you manage to come upon this by 'accident'?. And if you are two lazy to check or verify your claims, don't make them. You mocked us for not knowing what it meant. But you don't know what we know: and you didn't know its origins yourself. If you are going to talk nonsense of the top of your head without ever looking something up, you won't be much use to anyone. Yet again, why would I want to look up the origins of 4:20?

    But that's what you do and you aren't much use. Satan has his horns in your hiney and you are helpless and hopeless in his grip. As tor'f'. Not 't'. the colleges you have schoolships to -- horsefeathers.Horsefeathers? Where did you get that insult from? You ain't got Correct grammar is 'don't have. the brains or the education to make any college.I think I believe more of the colleges asking me to go to their school, instead of you insulting me with bad grammar and...horsefeathers??
    First of all: Do you ever shut up? You just go on and on and on and on and on.......and oonnnnn.........Will it never end?

    Secondly: I had heard the myth that 4-20 originated from a police code. Wheras I was too apathetic to look it up myself, I just implied that that was what it was. Actually I don't even know why the origin is important anyway. But atleast I knew what it meant before I used it in a sentence.

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  • hellion
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
    And of course we didn't know did we. Of course not.

    You are just another stupid little kiddy widdy who thinks because you are in high-school that you know everything and that adults are somehow much more ignorant than you are. You are very easily taken for a ride, dearie, because of that very belief. But never mind, your precious and fragile self-image won't let you understand what I'm saying and it won't be for another 25 years that you are mature enough to understand how silly you are now. Although in your case you may never be mature enough.

    You need the Lord, Hellion, and take my word for it that 420 also has demonic overtones just as Brother Temperance described. Do you think that he just made it up off the top of his head to kid you of something. Of course not, he's an experienced and intelligent Pastor who has forgotten more about Kabbalisitic lore than you have ever known.

    I doubt that you even know what the Kabbala is. Do you?
    Atleast I know enough to NOT say things that I don't know what means. Whereas if I did use such an idiom in the wrong nieghborhood, I would most certainly get my ass shot at by angry dealers because I didn't have enough common sense to keep my 'no-it-all-christian mouth' shut. And why in the Hell would I want to know what a Kabbala is?

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  • Enobarbus
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    You were the ones who started the whole 4-20 thing anyway. Maybe you shouldn't say something unless you know what it is.
    And of course we didn't know did we. Of course not.

    You are just another stupid little kiddy widdy who thinks because you are in high-school that you know everything and that adults are somehow much more ignorant than you are. You are very easily taken for a ride, dearie, because of that very belief. But never mind, your precious and fragile self-image won't let you understand what I'm saying and it won't be for another 25 years that you are mature enough to understand how silly you are now. Although in your case you may never be mature enough.

    You need the Lord, Hellion, and take my word for it that 420 also has demonic overtones just as Brother Temperance described. Do you think that he just made it up off the top of his head to kid you of something. Of course not, he's an experienced and intelligent Pastor who has forgotten more about Kabbalisitic lore than you have ever known.

    I doubt that you even know what the Kabbala is. Do you?

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  • Enobarbus
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    Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    That's what I heard it was! You take everything I say completely out of context and that's the only way you can argue. And no, I never looked it up. It's a waste of time.
    What's what you heard it was? What's taken out of context you fool. Did you or didn't you claim that it was a police code? Didn't you make a categorical claim to that? Do I have to look up the post?

    We are saying that there are many accounts of its origin. I've know that for months since first coming across an account of it by accident. And if you are two lazy to check or verify your claims, don't make them. You mocked us for not knowing what it meant. But you don't know what we know: and you didn't know its origins yourself. If you are going to talk nonsense of the top of your head without ever looking something up, you won't be much use to anyone.

    But that's what you do and you aren't much use. Satan has his horns in your hiney and you are helpless and hopeless in his grip. As tor the colleges you have schoolships to -- horsefeathers. You ain't got the brains or the education to make any college.

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  • hellion
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
    Why do we allow this sinner to come on God's favourite Forum and talk about drugs?
    Because you're secretely Cocain addicts. And you like the occasional Morphine, Codeine, Acid, Valium-Diazepam, Heroin, Ecstacy, Shrooms, Vicodin, Ritalin-Methylphenidate, OCD, LSD, and your favorite: Angel-Dust(PCP).

    Ladies, for those long, painful mentrual periods, may I recommend some Loestren to slow it down, or some Midol to ease the cramps? And watch out for those men, they might slip you a Roofie!
    Men: Don't forget your Viagra and a little Enzyte(or maybe a lot). God knows you'll need it. It's not like you can keep it up yourself anyway, haha.


    This Thread has been hijacked enough by this evil.
    You were the ones who started the whole 4-20 thing anyway. Maybe you shouldn't say something unless you know what it is.

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  • hellion
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    Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

    Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
    >>Whatever the computer implants into your brain, the origin of 4-20 is unknown<<

    That is exactly what I said you idiot. And who looked it up? You were the one claiming that it's a police code -- one of the many possibilites that has been refuted -- is easily refuted. Now you are backing down and trying to deny that you said it.

    It is not a police code anyway. If you think you've heard it, you must have been smoking something yourself.

    Read what I said before criticising me for something I didn't say in future.
    That's what I heard it was! You take everything I say completely out of context and that's the only way you can argue. And no, I never looked it up. It's a waste of time.

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