[Ixi]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Why do you care about our names? I like my name and she is ok with hers.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: ANyone not going out 2night? lets hook up!

well if it ain't Rach Van HellStalker mutterin' with envy... again.

You had your chance Toots, but this ship has gone sailed into Alotta's milky, heaving Sea of Love©.

You need to lay off the wacky tabaccy, schlong boy. You're imagining things again. By all means spend more time with Alotta....just please get neutered before you do!

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Christians die of sickness all the time. And if you're seriously sick with cancer or have sustained a serious injury such as a cut artery or vein, internal bleeding, or cerebral hemorrhaging, then you'd probably die if you didn't go to the doctor. Especially if you fractured your skull, had a heart attack, went into cardiac arrest, needed surgery, or any other severe medical conditions.

Only false Christians get sick, not True Christians(tm). Cancer, heart attacks, etc. are ways God punishes those who do not follow His Word exactly.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

You might as well ask what if up were down, day were night, or the sun rose in the west. Let me tell you a little secret about how these things really work:

James 5:14-16: Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him. Confess [your] faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

Now do you see anything in that passage about going to an unsaved secular doctor, especially one who's some sort of Birkenstock-wearing feminazi? Neither do I. You should call the elders of the church (who are by definition male), since the effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man (note: man) avails much.

Then again, for a True Christian™, it's a moot point anyway:

Ex. 23:25: And ye shall serve the LORD your God, and he shall bless thy bread, and thy water; and I will take sickness away from the midst of thee.

Christians die of sickness all the time. And if you're seriously sick with cancer or have sustained a serious injury such as a cut artery or vein, internal bleeding, or cerebral hemorrhaging, then you'd probably die if you didn't go to the doctor. Especially if you fractured your skull, had a heart attack, went into cardiac arrest, needed surgery, or any other severe medical conditions.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I guess it was silly of me to actually think any of these TC men would actually be loyal in a relationship. Moon doesn't plan on sharing her man and since TC's seem to think it's ok to have more than ONE wife...

Then maybe you should find yourself a bishop or a deacon.

Let me tell you something...Adam was the dumbass that listened to his wife that apparently was told by a TALKING SNAKE to eat the apple. Yea...that sounds like a REALLY smart man!

It was Eve who was playing with the snake, not Adam. And yes, Adam was a fool for listening to his wife and that was precisely why he was punished:

Genesis 3:17 And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;

Adam tried to shift the blame onto God by reminding Him that He had created Eve (and the snake) in the first place:

Genesis 3:12 And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.

As we all know it didn't work. God will not be mocked!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

What if that woman happened to be the doctor saving your life. And you blatantly refused her decision, then died on account of your ignorance and lack of medical experience.

I think I'd notice when she said "Excuse me for a moment...I have to consult with my talking snake". But your logic is flawed anyway. There ARE no 'real' women physicians. The only women who got through medical school did so on their backs.

[VinnieVespisti]

Re: ANyone not going out 2night? lets hook up!

Alotta here, would love to hang witha fine a$$ MAN ! HAHA well im a little drunk tonight sor forgive my nasty thoughts haha! Wheres Vinnie!

whoa! I'm here now, my lil souse.... since it's been like 6 hours since you posted that, I'm guessing that you already passed out in a puddle of vomit.

Vinnie wishes he'd been there to hold back your hair, sugarplum......and you better be sleeping on your stomach, cuz with your inbuilt safety devices your sweet face will be at least a foot off of the ground - even if your head sorta lolls forward - and you won't suffer no Hendrix-type asphyxiation.

There's a fine thought, Vinnie and Alotta. Sweet merciful crawdads, but the offspring of those two would be terrifying!

well if it ain't Rach Van HellStalker mutterin' with envy... again.

You had your chance Toots, but this ship has gone sailed into Alotta's milky, heaving Sea of Love©.

They might almost be as bad as you!?

hey bud, it's real good to see you n' Rach all flirty with each other - she might quit following me around now - but don't go scoring points at my expense. capiche?

[Student of Landover]

Re: ANyone not going out 2night? lets hook up!

but the offspring of those two would be terrifying!

They might almost be as bad as you!?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: ANyone not going out 2night? lets hook up!

There's a fine thought, Vinnie and Alotta. Sweet merciful crawdads, but the offspring of those two would be terrifying!

ANyone not going out 2night? lets hook up!

Alotta here, would love to hang witha fine a$$ MAN ! HAHA well im a little drunk tonight sor forgive my nasty thoughts haha! Wheres Vinnie!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

What if that woman happened to be the doctor saving your life. And you blatantly refused her decision, then died on account of your ignorance and lack of medical experience.

You might as well ask what if up were down, day were night, or the sun rose in the west. Let me tell you a little secret about how these things really work:

James 5:14-16: Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him. Confess [your] faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

Now do you see anything in that passage about going to an unsaved secular doctor, especially one who's some sort of Birkenstock-wearing feminazi? Neither do I. You should call the elders of the church (who are by definition male), since the effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man (note: man) avails much.

Then again, for a True Christian™, it's a moot point anyway:

Ex. 23:25: And ye shall serve the LORD your God, and he shall bless thy bread, and thy water; and I will take sickness away from the midst of thee.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

That day in the Garden of Eden was the first and last time that a man listened to a female. We've learned our lessons. Or at least the smart, god-fearing ones have.

What if that woman happened to be the doctor saving your life. And you blatantly refused her decision, then died on account of your ignorance and lack of medical experience.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

That day in the Garden of Eden was the first and last time that a man listened to a female. We've learned our lessons. Or at least the smart, god-fearing ones have.

[Student of Landover]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

The Pastor is right - as always. Eve was the first person to trust the Devil. It was her fault that man started sinning, and you are trying to palm it off on MEN? Why would Adam have thought that Eve was doing something wrong? He expected that his wife would serve him properly, like all good wives should.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Let me tell you something...Adam was the dumbass that listened to his wife that apparently was told by a TALKING SNAKE to eat the apple. Yea...that sounds like a REALLY smart man!

SCREEEEEEEECH! STOP RIGHT THERE! The woman lied to poor Adam. Sin had not been created yet. It only happened when SHE ate the apple. But even AFTER SHE HAD SINNED, AND KNEW IT WAS A SIN, SHE STILL GOT ADAM TO BITE! ADAM HAD NO CONCEPT OF LIES!

Hell, it's the same think that witch Britney is doing to poor Kelvin Federman.