Pray ISIS Bombs Victoria's Secret In Mall of America.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Ever since I turned down a request from Victoria's Secret to put a store in Freehold, those people have been on my case. I'll swear the store's mannequins are more naked every year just to bug me.

We all know those ISIS Muslims are True Christian™ enemies, but they have one thing right. Malls that feature porn need to be boarded up. And, no mall has more porn than Mall of America.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articl...ul-amid-threat

[Granny June]

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From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ

Ever since I turned down a request from Victoria's Secret to put a store in Freehold, those people have been on my case.

Victoria's secret people vomit their filth in the sweet Baby Jesus's face, pasting some wings on their HOP HEAD MODELS and pretending that's what angels look like? NOT SO!



Real angels look like THIS AN alkways have, sweet innocent little babies it's in the Bible©

[Titus Templeton]

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Victoria's Secret is a name that invites for rape.
I mean rape is a thing that no one should take shlightly, but the idea that every woman has a secret is more or less an open invitation to rape.

[Alvin Moss]

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I read yesterday that ISIS has been spending a lot of money ordering kinky underwear for their wives and sex slaves. As a result, I expect that Victoria's Secret will be the one place they would not bomb, unless they are scandalized by the pricing structure in that store.

[Titus Templeton]

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I wonder why ISIS don't attack the facilities in India where the products are made.

[Nobar King]

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Bombing Victoria's Secret will only make being slutty more popular than ever.

[Des]

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We all know those ISIS Muslims are True Christian™ enemies, but they have one thing right. Malls that feature porn need to be boarded up. And, no mall has more porn than Mall of America.

I keep hearing about the Shazam/Isis Hour, and thinking to myself "You know, these guys would make great True Christians™ if we could only get them to see the Light. They clearly understand a woman's place in the world, and they have the drive, motivation, and can-do attitude needed to restore Christianity in the sickular world. What can we do to bring these bright but misguided lost souls into the fold?"

[Esther B.]

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That store is a hotbed of sin, filth, and invitations to fornicate. I've always wondered why they feel the need to come up with so many ways to emphasize a woman's bust in a sinful manner. And the way that they portray angels as scantily clad women with wings has always bothered me. It just goes to show that the Unsaved can corrupt and sexualize anything, including angels.

Edit: Forgive me if my use of the word "sexualize" offends you, I couldn't come up with a euphemism.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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That store is a hotbed of sin, filth, and invitations to fornicate.

The people who run Victoria's Secret must be atheists. Otherwise they would know about Adam and Eve and all the consequences.

Just think about it. Adam and Eve were naked. The next thing that happened is called the Original Sin. The relationship is there.

Victoria's Secret and its all-but-naked outfits need to take responsibility for all the sin that results from nakedness.

[its_faith]

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Bombing Victoria's Secret will only make being slutty more popular than ever.

Indeed. Liberals will adopt some color of ribbon to wear for the cause and it will flood the media.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Indeed. Liberals will adopt some color of ribbon to wear for the cause and it will flood the media.

So correct. I think liberals want everyone running around naked having sex. So, ribbons of the naked color would be perfect for them. And, bumper stickers with, LET'S GO NAKED, the whole nine yards.

[its_faith]

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So correct. I think liberals want everyone running around naked having sex. So, ribbons of the naked color would be perfect for them. And, bumper stickers with, LET'S GO NAKED, the whole nine yards.

Yes but they wont pick that color, they will pick some sissy color.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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I can't wait until that store is bombed. When I was little, my father taught me how to shoot by shooting the panties off the slut in my backyard! The good days....

[Freddy Osborne]

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Victoria's Secret and its all-but-naked outfits need to take responsibility for all the sin that results from nakedness.

I personally blame Victoria's Secret for my ex-wife becoming a lesbian harlot. I found these after she moved out.