As we all know, the AIDS demons were created by Jesus as a deterrent against sodomy (Leviticus 20:13), the practice that makes Him weep (1 Timothy 1:10) more than anything else and the most important obstacle to Salvation ever. However, atheist scientists have devised drugs that cause dependency and destroy the punishment of Jesus by neutralizing these viral particles.
A man of God, Martin Shkreli, has just made the life of homers much more difficult and their salvation much easier by making it practically impossible to use these Satanic potions!
It is no surprise that atheist Muslims, such as Mrs. Clinton started loud protests to overturn this Godly decision. This graceful act by Mr. Shkreli would mean that the yearly costs of this tonic (formerly 4927.5 dollars) would in the future be 273,750 dollars. As a result, the AIDS-homers would have to rely on PRAYER, they would be HEALED, they would stop sodomizing each other and choose JESUS. Millions of souls can be won by the laudable actions of Mr. Shkreli, a young man of good looks!
Let us pray that Mr. Shkreli continues on the path of God and Jesus, continues to purchase vile medical patents and guides the practices of medical care towards the only effective method: True Christian™ prayer!
Matthew 7:7
Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
Matthew 9:2
And, behold, they brought to him a man sick of the palsy, lying on a bed: and Jesus seeing their faith said unto the sick of the palsy; Son, be of good cheer; thy sins be forgiven thee.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
A man of God, Martin Shkreli, has just made the life of homers much more difficult and their salvation much easier by making it practically impossible to use these Satanic potions!
An entrepreneur who acquired the rights to produce a life-saving drug then increased its price more than 50-fold overnight is defending his decision with assertions that the profits will help create better medicines in future.
Medical organizations protested loudly on Sunday after a company owned by controversial former hedge fund manager Martin Shkreli raised the price of the drug Daraprim, which treats a dangerous parasitic infection, from $13.50 per pill to $750 per pill.
Medical organizations protested loudly on Sunday after a company owned by controversial former hedge fund manager Martin Shkreli raised the price of the drug Daraprim, which treats a dangerous parasitic infection, from $13.50 per pill to $750 per pill.
Let us pray that Mr. Shkreli continues on the path of God and Jesus, continues to purchase vile medical patents and guides the practices of medical care towards the only effective method: True Christian™ prayer!
Matthew 7:7
Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
Matthew 9:2
And, behold, they brought to him a man sick of the palsy, lying on a bed: and Jesus seeing their faith said unto the sick of the palsy; Son, be of good cheer; thy sins be forgiven thee.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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