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  • Pray for Martin Skhreli, a Friend of Jesus and an Enemy of Sodomites

    As we all know, the AIDS demons were created by Jesus as a deterrent against sodomy (Leviticus 20:13), the practice that makes Him weep (1 Timothy 1:10) more than anything else and the most important obstacle to Salvation ever. However, atheist scientists have devised drugs that cause dependency and destroy the punishment of Jesus by neutralizing these viral particles.

    No more! No more! No more! No more! No more!

    A man of God, Martin Shkreli, has just made the life of homers much more difficult and their salvation much easier by making it practically impossible to use these Satanic potions!



    An entrepreneur who acquired the rights to produce a life-saving drug then increased its price more than 50-fold overnight is defending his decision with assertions that the profits will help create better medicines in future.
    Medical organizations protested loudly on Sunday after a company owned by controversial former hedge fund manager Martin Shkreli raised the price of the drug Daraprim, which treats a dangerous parasitic infection, from $13.50 per pill to $750 per pill.
    It is no surprise that atheist Muslims, such as Mrs. Clinton started loud protests to overturn this Godly decision. This graceful act by Mr. Shkreli would mean that the yearly costs of this tonic (formerly 4927.5 dollars) would in the future be 273,750 dollars. As a result, the AIDS-homers would have to rely on PRAYER, they would be HEALED, they would stop sodomizing each other and choose JESUS. Millions of souls can be won by the laudable actions of Mr. Shkreli, a young man of good looks!



    Let us pray that Mr. Shkreli continues on the path of God and Jesus, continues to purchase vile medical patents and guides the practices of medical care towards the only effective method: True Christian™ prayer!

    Matthew 7:7
    Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

    Matthew 9:2
    And, behold, they brought to him a man sick of the palsy, lying on a bed: and Jesus seeing their faith said unto the sick of the palsy; Son, be of good cheer; thy sins be forgiven thee.




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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  • #2
    Re: Pray for Martin Skhreli, a Friend of Jesus and an Enemy of Sodomites

    Such a heartwarming story, Brother. But how sad that it has fallen to a young Albanian tribesman to take action in an area where so many Americans have failed.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit remains strong in him, together with the entrepreneurial spirit.

    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • #3
      Re: Pray for Martin Skhreli, a Friend of Jesus and an Enemy of Sodomites

      Mr. Shkreli said that he raised the price so his company could make enough money to develop new, better drugs. His (misplaced) compassion is getting him torn apart by liberals and sodomites, who are only concerned with the here and now -- but of course they are, or they wouldn't have AIDS to begin with.
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      • #4
        Re: Pray for Martin Skhreli, a Friend of Jesus and an Enemy of Sodomites

        I wish he had listened to me. I advised him to raise the price to $6666 per pill. That way the sodomites would be reminded of where they are headed (hellfire) with each check they wrote.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for Martin Skhreli, a Friend of Jesus and an Enemy of Sodomites

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I wish he had listened to me. I advised him to raise the price to $6666 per pill. That way the sodomites would be reminded of where they are headed (hellfire) with each check they wrote.
          He must have misheard you, Pastor, and gone for $666. Because when you add on tax at 12.5% - the new flat-rate for Obamacare medication - and round up, that gives you the $750 he is charging.
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • #6
            Re: Pray for Martin Skhreli, a Friend of Jesus and an Enemy of Sodomites

            DEVASTATING NEWS!

            The persecution by the atheist-LGBT-block was too much to Mr. Shkreli. Our prayers were inadequate. Mr. Shkreli has announced that he will lower the prize of this witchcraft-derived potion again.

            The pharmaceutical company boss under fire for increasing the price of the drug Daraprim by more than 5,000 percent said Tuesday he will lower the cost of the life-saving medication.

            Martin Shkreli did not say what the new price would be, but expected a determination to be made over the next few weeks.

            He told NBC News that the decision to lower the price was a reaction to outrage over the increase in the price of the drug from $13.50 to $750 per pill.
            Yes, this drug IS abused for its life-saving properties. This is the ultimate fallacy. Jesus did not come here and die temporarily for us to save lives but to save SOULS! While there might be prolongation of life for decades for these homervictims, this transitory phase is followed by the eternal loss of their SOULS to Satan. Mr. Skhreli knew this, we know it, Jesus knows it!

            Matthew 25:46
            And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.


            Jesus is merciful, often TOO merciful for our liking (Jonah 4:2-3). He knows that men are susceptible to the joys of homer sodomy.

            Matthew 26:41
            Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.


            Mr. Shkreli knew this, too. He was prepared to HELP the victims of the homerdemons by making it impossible for them to gain secular medication. It would have been an act of ultimate compassion and charity. The minions of the Enemy are now demolishing this gracious plan of Jesus.



            Let us continue in our prayers! That is now all we can and must do!


            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer
            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            • #7
              Re: Pray for Martin Skhreli, a Friend of Jesus and an Enemy of Sodomites

              Let's buy the licence for the koran and increase the price by 5000%.
              This is what u call Christian Economics.
              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
              -Holocaust Jokes
              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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              • #8
                Re: Pray for Martin Skhreli, a Friend of Jesus and an Enemy of Sodomites

                Liebrals just cannot stand it when a man wants to make a profit on his investment. He is a smart man, shorting drug company stocks (only God can really heal, medications are just hooey) and creating chat room rumors.

                I have little doubt that Mr. Shkreli would of been able to afford to be a BlackPlatinum+(tm) tither, now he will have to settle for just WhiteGold(tm).
                I cannot believe they want to hurt Jesus so much.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray for Martin Skhreli, a Friend of Jesus and an Enemy of Sodomites

                  This whole episode reminds me of the story of Sarah and Hagar. God made clear all along that his plan was to bless the nations through Abraham's offspring. After the Fall, God promised to eventually bring about redemption, Genesis 3:15. Gradually, He reveals more about his plans for a Messiah through scripture. In Genesis 12 He makes the promise to Abraham that all nations would be blessed through him. Abraham and Sarah, instead of waiting for God to fulfill his promise (25 years is a long time to wait, and they were weak of spirit for Christ had not yet come), took matters into their own hands and tried to bring about the fulfillment on their own. Their actions were sinful. They showed pride and a practical resourcefulness that the LORD did not sanction. Nevertheless, God's Plan was not thwarted by man then, and will not be thwarted by man now.

                  The difference is that Hagar was "given" to Abraham, a wrinkly old proto-Jew. While today's liberal culture may feel this is a case of "rape," as the handmaid would not have had a choice, and to fail to please the old man sexually might have easily led to her death, in those cultures, raped was not viewed the same as modern "PC" college students would cry out today. Women were collected, given, won, traded, bought and sold, as is fitting for the failed sex (Genesis 2:24; 4:19; 16:1-4; 25:6; 26:34; 31:17; 38:6-10; Exodus 21:7-11; Deuteronomy 21:11-15; 22:28-29; Judges 8:30; 1 Samuel 1:1-2; 1 Chronicles 4:5; 11:21; 1 Kings 11:2-3; Numbers 31: 1-18). Women who, through the sacrament of marriage, became a kind of indentured sexual servant, didn't feel violated in the same way most women would in our culture. They would have found it an honor to be chosen, and they didn't expect "love" to be a component of their relationships (as indeed romance is not a part of God's Plan). Their first time may not have been romantic, painless, private, or even safe, they would have had no choice in the matter, but they would have prided themselves in doing their duties to please their husbands, thus sparing those husbands embarrassment in public and themselves punishment later.

                  When Hagar cries out to God (Genesis 21:8-21), she is not appearing distressed because she was "raped," or "violated", or "sexually harassed" by her employer/master, Abraham. She first felt pride because she was able to do what Sarah could not, and her new position granted her new privileges. She was happy about it, and flaunted it like a street corner whore. She simply wanted more stuff and whined and carried on about it like a modern day Democrat.

                  The Holy Ghost has impressed upon my Spirit that this AIDS drug is the modern, medical equivalent of Hagar - a haughty replacement for God's Plan, a refusal to wait upon the Perfect Timing of the Great Physician, a kind of spiritual "MacGyver" address to Sin. Anything that will stop the explosion right now, whether it be MacGyver's stick of gum and an old gym sock, Hagar's cooter, or Skhreli's medication, mankind will reap the consequences of pretending we know better how and when to solve the very Problems the LORD will take care of in His Own Sweet Time. Muslims trace their ancestry to Hagar's Sinful Womb. What destructive, deadly force will this pill unleash?

                  I fear for our children.

                  O Come Lord Jesus
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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