Pray for Freehold's sewage outflow!

[Redeemed Papist]

The ways the liberal/sodomite/atheist unholy trinity attempt to persecute Landover take on a nasty smell regularly. But this time they are reaching a new low. Landover has long prided itself on its pipeline which discharges the filth of our parishioners' bodily waste into the lake on the other side of the district. Godly people have no need of the stink of earthly corruption in our nostrils, distracting ourselves from studying new ways to bring back life as Jesus would have wanted it.

Suddenly the heathen has discovered a secular law that says we are causing misery for the inhabitants of the lake shore. Apparently they don't like the smell of earthly corruption. This is a fitting reminder of the filth they will wallow in the fires of hell. We also seem to be being blamed for motor oil being poured into the lake. In one particularly obvious case of attempted defamation they planted used tampons (Landover women would never use Satan's cotton fingers) and even a broken sex toy by the outlet pipe. Fish are also supposedly dying. Dumb creatures are being put before doing the work of Jesus! Hardly a surprise.


So join me in praying for this latest persecution to fail. In a world where Jesus could kill us all at any time we need to be free of these petty distractions.


Matthew 6:33,34
33But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.
34Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Pray for Freehold's sewage outflow!

The ways the liberal/sodomite/atheist unholy trinity attempt to persecute Landover take on a nasty smell regularly. But this time they are reaching a new low. Landover has long prided itself on its pipeline which discharges the filth of our parishioners' bodily waste into the lake on the other side of the district. Godly people have no need of the stink of earthly corruption in our nostrils, distracting ourselves from studying new ways to bring back life as Jesus would have wanted it.

Suddenly the heathen has discovered a secular law that says we are causing misery for the inhabitants of the lake shore.

So join me in praying for this latest persecution to fail. In a world where Jesus could kill us all at any time we need to be free of these petty distractions.


Matthew 6:33,34
33But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.
34Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil

Thank you Brother Redeemed for calling on all True Christians™ to pray for relief from the unholy trinity of liberals, sodomites and atheists. It is a grave injustice for them to complain about the discharge officially approved by the Freehold Public Works Department.

The sewage pipe was carefully installed years ago into Lake Panorama just west of Freehold. Our City's thinking was, "What other purpose does a lake serve other than a place to deposit Christian waste."

Later it was learned atheists wanted to sell expensive lots and now, after we have spent lots of money, those home owners are complaining. In the Lake Panorama Master Plan the refer to our waste as causing "algae blooms."

We now are facing the wrath of Lake Panorama home owners and must pray hard for God to meter punishment on them.

http://www.lakepanorama.org/picture/LPAMasterPlanandExecsummary2013wcover.pdf

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Pray for Freehold's sewage outflow!

Atheists are so greedy and selfish. It doesn't surprise me at all that they are only bothered about making money. If they hate living there so juch they'd sell at any price. Doesn't Landover have some tithing money that could buy these bugs out? I'm sure we could clean up for Jesus and set up an outreach venture.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Pray for Freehold's sewage outflow!

As far as I can tell, the Freehold sewage system is being run in strict accordance with Biblical principles.

Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad:

And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:

For the Lord thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee.

- Deuteronomy 23:12-14

As to the alleged "algae blooms", if I'm not mistaken algae gives off oxygen into the environment. Any whacko environmentalist will agree this is entirely sustainable. It takes the CO2 that all residents of Freehold exhale on a daily basis (which the whackos claim leads to "globull warming") and turns it back into oxygen.