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    Pray for Gustav

    The Republicans were right not to pour money into New Orleans!!!
    God hasn't finished with that cesspool yet!
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    Track it and pray it gets lots of sinners.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    Re: Pray for Gustav

    I suspect Gustav was occasioned by DW/OJ's skyclad dancing!
    Come climb my mountains.

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    • #3
      Re: Pray for Gustav

      Skyclad is the true clad....hee

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        Re: Pray for Gustav

        Originally posted by Gabriel View Post
        Skyclad is the true clad....hee
        Wow.

        All that effort to register, and so many possible places to post and things to say, and these are the first words with which you bless us.

        I'm very nearly speechless.

        So, does that mean you plan to dance naked in the hurricane?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for Gustav

          I am praying that Gustav heads straight for the DEMONcrat sinfest in Denver.

          The entire disgusting display of anti-American hatred at the DEMONcrat Hatefest Convention in Denver-- broadcast on national television, mind you-- makes me absolutely sick. The Democrats are clearly violent, America-hating radical bigots that don't believe in Democracy, America, or Freedom.

          I wish our Godly Republican elected officials would do the responsible thing and round up these filthy America-hating secularists while they're all together in one place. Then they can begin the process of systematically torturing them all to death in giant Red White and Blue torture camps. The disgusting DEMONcrats' "loved ones" should be called from the Godly Republican torture chambers so they can hear their last dying screams of their excruciating pain. And then little pieces of them-- severed ears, fingers, toes, and sheets of skin-- should be mailed to their families as a warning of what will happen if they also dare to cross the Mighty Republican Party-- the Blessed Party of God and Country.

          Thank God we're Godly Republicans, full of God's grace and with love and joy in our hearts. Not like those disgusting subhuman demoncrats that deserve painful death in our efficient torture factories.

          Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to my prayers.

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          • #6
            Re: Pray for Gustav

            Praise be. It's headed for commie Cuba!


            Isn't that just amazing what God can do?
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • #7
              Re: Pray for Gustav

              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              Praise be. It's headed for commie Cuba!


              Isn't that just amazing what God can do?
              And right after that Jesus will guide it back to the scene of the crime: Countless queer bars and drunken orgy palaces and tittie bars in New Orleans, ALL will be washed from the earth! GLORY!! Oh GLOOOOOORY!!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                And right after that Jesus will guide it back to the scene of the crime: Countless queer bars and drunken orgy palaces and tittie bars in New Orleans, ALL will be washed from the earth! GLORY!! Oh GLOOOOOORY!!
                AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                GLORY!
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                • #9
                  Re: Pray for Gustav

                  And let's not forget about Hannah! Cute lil Hannah might just obliterate the southern part of Florida . . . imagine wiping out Miami (little Havana), Fort Gayderdale, and that string of hippy hideouts known as the Keys. Shout Glory!
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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray for Gustav

                    The demoncraps had chinese fireworks for their convention. God shows which side he's on by providing his own special effects!
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray for Gustav

                      YOU ARE ALL piffleED IN THE HEAD. Jesus really wants you to pray that people will die, i mean come on listen to your self? yall are some stupid people, i hope this storm destroy every church in southern Louisiana. I live in Louisiana and that's what im going to pray for. Jesus hates you. Yall are some piffleed up racist ass ****** hating bible belt bitchs


                      <--- LOL THE ROMANS RAPED JESUS KING OF THE JEWS, HE WASN'T EVEN CHRISTAN HE WAS THE JEWISH KING. AND HE WASN'T WHITE YOU DUMB piffleS HE WAS ARABIN
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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray for Gustav

                        Originally posted by Ilovescience View Post
                        YOU ARE ALL piffleED IN THE HEAD. Jesus really wants you to pray that people will die, i mean come on listen to your self? yall are some stupid people, i hope this storm destroy every church in southern Louisiana.
                        Thank you for your support - Louisiana has no True Christian Churches.
                        I live in Louisiana and that's what im going to pray for.
                        May the Lord see fit to smite you.
                        Jesus hates you.
                        On the contrary - He loves each and every True Christian.
                        Yall are some piffleed up racist ass nigger hating bible belt bitchs
                        Are you a nigra? I only ask because your typing, grammar and spelling are poor. May I suggest you put down the watermelon before addressing the computer? Or are your fingers sore from picking up hot pies?
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                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Pray for Gustav

                          I think a great deal can be learned from the story of Sodom and Gomorrah in the Bible (KJV1611). God's intention was to completely destroy the cities when Lot could not find any righteous people living there. Lot and his family were the only ones spared and were told not to look back as the cities were consumed. Lot's wife disobeyed God and was turned into a pillar of salt when she looked back.

                          Our Godly president GWB attempted to follow the precepts of our Lord when God first destroyed New Orleans for its depravity. It was only the LIEbral media and the DEMONcrats that insisted on rebuilding the city. On the eve of the Republican Convention Jesus is coming again, and just in time to again remind Americans to vote Republican.

                          Glory!
                          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                          ...and get off my lawn
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                          • #14
                            Re: Pray for Gustav

                            The Republicans were smart enough not to waste money rebuilding a city that God was going to destroy anyway.
                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • #15
                              Re: Pray for Gustav

                              I believe this is God's way of testing the darkies of New Orleans, to see if they've learned about the concept of getting to higher ground.

                              Also, maybe after Gustav they'll do away with the debauchery-fest that is known as Mardi Gras. Someone actually had the gall to tell me that young women make a trade, exposing their bare breasts for strings of beads!
                              A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                              Psalm 139:19-20
                              Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                              For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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