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    Please Pray for Bill O'Reilly

    The witch hunt for poor Bill O'Reilly is a textbook example of how you cannot please the Liberals. Vice President Pence goes that same extra mile we True Christians™ do to preserve and protect his marital union before God and is attacked for it. O'Reilly is a bit careless and has dinner with a few women who are not his wife and is suddenly under fire and being accused of inappropriate behavior by scores of gold digging harlots. Even his own daughter, doubtless after being kidnapped by Third Reich Feminazis and brainwashed, has accused him of domestic violence-an oxymormon if ever there were one.

    These groundless lies have cost O'Reilly millions, and even Mercedes has pulled their sponsorship. This is an outrage, and O'Reilly, spud muncher that he may be, deserves better than this.


    The Washing Compost Heap article


    The Jew York Slimes article
    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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  • #2
    Re: Please Pray for Bill O'Reilly

    Praying



    And I pray Karen Pence, Prayer Warrior wife of Vice President Mike Pence prays for him, too.

    There. That should just about do it.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Please Pray for Bill O'Reilly

      Many people call Bill O'Reilly a pompous ass, but most of those people have the same to say about me. My own opinion is that these people fail to recognize a first class intellect when they see one. While the conspiracy against me is smaller than the one against Mr. O'Reilly, I well understand the angst he must have to go through. I know he is comforted, as I am, by the knowledge that he is right and they are wrong, but sometimes the attacks of these wretches can still be painful. I will add Mr. O'Reilly to my prayer list and I will ask the head pastor at my own local congregation to mention him this Sunday.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • #4
        Re: Please Pray for Bill O'Reilly

        I am praying for Brother Bill and that other pompous ass you mentioned. Glory!
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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          Re: Please Pray for Bill O'Reilly

          It's a shame that William F. Buckley died. That man was the gold standard for pompous asses. Compared to him, Bill O'Reilly is a little crass.
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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          • #6
            Re: Please Pray for Bill O'Reilly

            I'm certain these prayers will bring advertising revenue back to Fox. Do chic fil a and Hobby Lobby buy spots on his program? Time to step up. I'm expecting Trump Hotels and Casinos will buy advertising.

            Bill is a victim and deserves our prayers.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • #7
              Re: Please Pray for Bill O'Reilly

              Our combined prayers with our President's coming to Bill's aid and he will be just fine.

              "I think he's a person I know well — he is a good person," Trump told the Times. "I think he shouldn't have settled; personally I think he shouldn't have settled. Because you should have taken it all the way. I don't think Bill did anything wrong."



              I expect this to all blow over. Honestly, once people forget, the sponsors will come back. This won't hurt his viewership a bit. If anything, it will only make it stronger, as apoplectic liberals get schooled by Bill.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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              • #8
                Re: Please Pray for Bill O'Reilly

                I trust Bill Orielly and I am praying for him to get better sponsors.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #9
                  Re: Please Pray for Bill O'Reilly

                  Bill O'Reilly is a mackerel snapper.

                  I'm sure that the Vatican is secretly quite pleased by these lawsuits, because most of the sexual misconduct lawsuits concerning their flock seem to involve boys rather than women.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Please Pray for Bill O'Reilly

                    I will pray for Bill after his talkinpoints memo.
                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                    -Holocaust Jokes
                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please Pray for Bill O'Reilly

                      Bill O'Reilly and President Donald Trump contemplate what they will do after the game.

                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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