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    Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired

    My apologies for my recent absence, As some may know, I have been on a quest to find a servant who will see to the household duties while Mrs. Coreleone homeschools our son.

    Today we had acquired the services of a young Asian girl. We had sat down and went over every rule that is to be followed. One violation of any of my house rules and she will be severely punished!
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    Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired

    Originally posted by Vince Coreleone View Post
    My apologies for my recent absence, As some may know, I have been on a quest to find a servant who will see to the household duties while Mrs. Coreleone homeschools our son. - Praise Jesus!

    Today we had acquired the services of a young Asian girl. We had sat down and went over every rule that is to be followed. One violation of any of my house rules and she will be severely punished!
    Does she speak any Engrish?

    I hope you know what you are doing hiring a suspected communist-Buddhist to home school your children, dear Vince!
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • #3
      Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired

      My house girl will not be allowed to homeschool Vinnie, that is my wife's responsibility. The only thing my house girl is going to do what I tell her, when I tell her, and how I tell her. She will make every nook and cranny of my farm sparkle or be severely disciplined! Yes, I made her take English lessons before I hired her.

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      • #4
        Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired

        Congratulations on getting some needed help!

        However, I can't help but wonder...


        My wife, Mrs. Redmond, is doing just fine preparing meals, cleaning the house, and washing the dishes, while also homeschooling out four children.


        Don't you think you're going a bit easy on your wife, giving her someone to do her duties as a woman for her?


        Also, I wonder if the "Asian Woman" you hired would attempt to corrupt the mind of your young Vinnie. I'm glad that you're keeping her on a tight leash, but please do be careful and vigilant!
        NOTE: Despite similarities in likeness and name, I am NOT famous Evangelist speaker Jack Redmond. That is a DIFFERENT Jack Redmond.

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        • #5
          Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired

          Mr. Redmond,


          Our house girl will not be interacting with my son in any way shape or form. I am seeing to that personally! Mrs. Corelone will not only be homeschooling my son, (8 hours out of the day) She will be teaching him the KJV 1611 Bible another 8 hours out of the day from Genesis to Revelation. That's on top of her own domestic duties (No she is not getting off that easy).

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          • #6
            Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired

            So yo, Vince - man - what then, exactly, is the purpose of this house girl?


            I mean, is her life to be spent taking orders from you and nothing else? Being told what to do every minute of the day and facing punishment if she doesn't obey?


            You could have hired ME for that.


            I mean, not really, of course.
            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
            Amen and Amen

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            • #7
              Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired

              Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
              So yo, Vince - man - what then, exactly, is the purpose of this house girl?
              Perhaps she's not made of flesh, but of silicone.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #8
                Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Perhaps she's not made of flesh, but of silicone.

                Like a human-like Roomba, you mean? But why make a Roomba look like human, it would just be more clumsy and instead of just getting tangled in the cables and curtains it could fall down breaking fine china and crystals and such!
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • #9
                  Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired

                  Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                  So yo, Vince - man - what then, exactly, is the purpose of this house girl?


                  I mean, is her life to be spent taking orders from you and nothing else? Being told what to do every minute of the day and facing punishment if she doesn't obey?


                  You could have hired ME for that.


                  I mean, not really, of course.

                  Yeah, we make her do all the housework and when she's done with that, she does the outside, but, I am outside to make sure she doesn't escape the property. To Mrs. Ethelreda, No she is very much human, we don't use roombas or anything mechanical to clean the house, I mean that's what a woman is for! You will never see anything mechanical in our home except for maybe a dishwasher and garbage disposal in our sink. That's it.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired

                    I'm not buying it, Vince. No two adults and one child make such a mess that it requires a full time servant working 16 hours a day to clean up after. Not even on Bubba's pig farm could you get away with this malarkey. I think you're embarrassed that your wife and child are so retarded that it takes them both 8 hours a day to get through a few school lessons and that's why you bought a lady-chinaman sex-doll.

                    Why don't you just come clean dear? Confession is good for the soul. If you'd feel more comfortable confessing on the men's forum, go right ahead. There's no shame in turning your life over to Christ. Many of our ex-gay members have done the same.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired

                      If you, and the others, choose not to believe it then I don't know what to tell you. I am not going to argue with you because I know I am going to get banned anyway for being a liar. So I might as well say good bye now and get it over with! I have more important things to do than sit here and fight!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired

                        Originally posted by Vince Coreleone View Post
                        If you, and the others, choose not to believe it then I don't know what to tell you. I am not going to argue with you because I know I am going to get banned anyway for being a liar. So I might as well say good bye now and get it over with! I have more important things to do than sit here and fight!
                        Oh, honey, there really is no reason for you to throw a temper tantrum about your made in China silicone lady-alike Roomba!
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                         Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired

                          I'll speak up for Mr Coreleone, just in a hypothetical sense, I was thinking The Queen has more than one servant and all her children have moved out by now. The duke's probably a bit of a handful but I'd guess he has his own staff.

                          Not "taking sides" or anything, it's just what occurred to me as I was reading and I try to be fair when possible. I'm sure the maid (or whatever she is) is fully competent and will appreciate the chance to polish up her linguistics.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            Oh, honey, there really is no reason for you to throw a temper tantrum about your made in China silicone lady-alike Roomba!
                            He just has to remember to get his wife to wash it out afterwards. Those things stink up real fast, apparently from reviews I read online. Very lifelike.
                            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Prayer of Gratitude: Servant hired

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                              Oh, honey, there really is no reason for you to throw a temper tantrum about your made in China Roomba!
                              He seems a bit temperamental

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