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  • #16
    Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings!

    Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
    I'm so sorry Mr. Brother Larry. What I said was unacceptable and only God can forgive me for it. True Christians are perfect and can do no wrong, why, why why was I so sinful in that moment to go against this and question one of God's chosen and made Him weep on the night before His birthday??


    I'm ashamed at having been rebuked by a woman. I have taken the Christmas presents I got for myself and thrown them into the fireplace. I don't deserve them this year.

    Get over it. S'ok. Go buy yourself something when the stores open back up; there will be some great deals. Also increase your tithes to Landover Baptist Church. We can't have new members ignoring their financial obligations. Think of all the things Pastor Ezekiel does for us. That takes money - and lots of it.
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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    • #17
      Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings!

      Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
      Also increase your tithes to Landover Baptist Church. We can't have new members ignoring their financial obligations.
      Has there been a policy change, Brother Larry dear? I didn't think we accepted tithes until the DoF had completed its investigations of new members and confirmed that they were permitted to enter Freehold without an escort.
      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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      • #18
        Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings!

        Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
        Has there been a policy change, Brother Larry dear? I didn't think we accepted tithes until the DoF had completed its investigations of new members and confirmed that they were permitted to enter Freehold without an escort.

        I believe there is a clause allowing him to save his tithes for future donation to the church. I'm not up on all that financial stuff, frankly. He certainly should plan for the day when his contributions are completely welcomed and not looked upon as blood money derived from sinful sources. But I bow to your far greater knowledge, my most loving Sister in Christ.
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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        • #19
          Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings!

          Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
          I believe there is a clause allowing him to save his tithes for future donation to the church. I'm not up on all that financial stuff, frankly. He certainly should plan for the day when his contributions are completely welcomed and not looked upon as blood money derived from sinful sources. But I bow to your far greater knowledge, my most loving Sister in Christ.
          Oh, I'm no expert - I only get involved with the admin side of things, e.g. clicking the button on the computer that says "confirm payment". But I think there's a rule to thwart the sort of folks who think they can buy their way to Salvation(tm), the same way there's a city ordinance about who can purchase or inherit real estate in Freehold.
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • #20
            Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings!

            Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
            Has there been a policy change, Brother Larry dear? I didn't think we accepted tithes until the DoF had completed its investigations of new members and confirmed that they were permitted to enter Freehold without an escort.
            Really? Because I've been sending rather large cashier's checks each month and they have not been returned. I do hope heathen hasn't been intercepting them and cashing them unscrupulously!
            Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
            1 Corinthians 11:13

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            • #21
              Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings!

              Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
              Really? Because I've been sending rather large cashier's checks each month and they have not been returned. I do hope heathen hasn't been intercepting them and cashing them unscrupulously!
              Well, dear, I dunno where you were sending them, because the Landover Baptist Church has not received a dime.

              As Sister Joanna noted, we would not want to seem like we're letting the unsaved buy their own Salvation. Next thing, you'll be wanting to give us money for forgiveness for future sins you are planning to commit. We're not Catholics.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • #22
                Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings!

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                Well, dear, I dunno where you were sending them, because the Landover Baptist Church has not received a dime.

                As Sister Joanna noted, we would not want to seem like we're letting the unsaved buy their own Salvation. Next thing, you'll be wanting to give us money for forgiveness for future sins you are planning to commit. We're not Catholics.
                That's quite alright. I'll begin applying what would normally be my tithes to the Border Wall Fund.
                Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                1 Corinthians 11:13

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                • #23
                  Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings!

                  Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
                  I'll begin applying what would normally be my tithes to the Border Wall Fund.
                  For anyone interested in making America great again, the GoFundMe for the Great Wall of Trump can be found here. I've already made my contribution, how about you?



                  This is a photo of Brain Kolfege, the wonderful man behind this charity. He is a Christian, a husband, a father, and a war hero who lost his legs fighting the Godless terrorists in one of those Arab countries. Look at his beautiful wife, whose appearance brings to mind another aryan beauty.


                  Now take a look at your average Mexican.

                  Not a pretty picture, is it? The beaners like this one want to hold her down and ravage her. They want to sell his daughter to a drug lord. They want to dash his little boy (a future soldier for Christ like his daddy) against the wall. They want to make Brian watch all this before dragging his wheelchair behind one of their lowriders and then shooting him in the head, all while playing mariachi music, drinking tequila, and praying to the Virgin Mary (for they're all Papists, as if their myriad other vices weren't enough). I'm sorry for making you picture this atrocity, but it WILL come to pass, not only to Brian and his family, but to EVERY white, Republican, God-fearing, American family if this brown tide is not stopped!


                  And step one is to build that wall to stop any new ones from coming in. We'll get to step two once step one has been accomplished. Please dig deep.
                  I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                  Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                  But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                  From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings!

                    Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                    For anyone interested in making America great again, the GoFundMe for the Great Wall of Trump can be found here. I've already made my contribution, how about you?
                    No way. I trust America's bestest president ever, Donald J Trump (), and he promised that Mexico is going to pay for that wall. In fact, every time the Mexican president said that they wouldn't, Trump responded, now the wall got taller and Mexico is paying for it.

                    So I'm just going to spend my money on something else, and wait until Mexico pays for that wall. I mean, President Trump would never break his campaign promise, right?
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings!

                      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                      I mean, President Trump would never break his campaign promise, right?
                      Mr. Trump has proven himself to be a highly intelligent man, patient, kind, and highly mature. He has demonstrated his integrity, his excellent judgement of character, his immense respect for women and minorities (lesser though they may be), his complete absence of corruption, his skills at leadership and diplomacy, and his complete and utter lack of contempt for his fellow Americans and for humanity in general over and over again.


                      I see no reason why such a man would ever think to break his promises to those who put him in power in the first place. He clearly holds them in a very high regard.
                      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings!

                        President Trump's coming through on more campaign promises than any past present, ever.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings!

                          A lot of people saved up their money to see the President at his New Year Eve party in Margo a lago. They paid $1,000 apiece or $2,000 a couple to attend. Regretfully, Democrats kept him in Washington so guests could not visit with him and take selfies.

                          It seem only fair that the Democratic Party should reimburse those people who paid this large sum but did not get to see the President. I would even be in favor of taking the assets of Democrats and selling them to pay back those disappointed people.

                          Trump profits personally from memberships and tickets at the Palm Beach resort, despite his campaign promise to remove himself from his private business.
                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings!

                            Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                            I would even be in favor of taking the assets of Democrats and selling them to pay back those disappointed people.
                            Would it be in line with Biblical principles to place these Democrats into bondage and press them into service of the affected Republicans? After all, they've been doing the same thing to us. With all of their welfare programs and taxes, we are slaves to the minorities. Give the libs a taste of their own medicine.
                            I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                            Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                            But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                            From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Please pray for President Trump, he is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advenced beings!

                              I do not wish to contribute to this border wall fund for I believe more guns are the answer.

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