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    Fox News needs our prayers

    Fox News has been the channel for us good Christians to get our news but very recently and have fallen from the righteous path. Perhaps they have been possessed by demons or other malady. Let us all give our prayers so that they can right their path back to Christ.
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  • #2
    Re: Fox News needs our prayers

    Landover Baptist has friends in high places. Hopefully instructions will be given to Fox that there is never good news about Democrats and always good about President Trump.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #3
      Re: Fox News needs our prayers

      Word has it that old man Rupert has turned over the company to his lummox sons to run - into the ground.

      Unlike some, I was pleased to see that cathylick windbag O'Reilly fired - nothing but hot air from the Vatican.

      Homer Trump hater Shepard Smith should have been fired years ago.

      Coffee bean picker Juan Williams was hired after being fired from PBS - like who could feel sorry enough to give him another job spewing DNC talking points.

      Geraldo Rivera - still holding on from opening Al Capone's safe. Like Capones's safe, Geraldo's head has nothing in it.

      That preppie beanie propeller head Tucker Carlson is also on my short list.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • #4
        Re: Fox News needs our prayers

        I will certainly add my prayers for Fox. Even when it's bad, it is better than MSNBC. Think:


        Chris Matthews: A homer Navy man who worships the late JFK and thinks Donald Trump is a crackpot with no conscience or integrity.


        Chris Hayes: Barely out of diapers, this Rachel Maddow protégé is married but I suspect he is a homer. His wings are so far left he has constant turbulence when he walks.


        Rachel Maddow: Is it a man? Is it a woman? It is married to a woman, but the jury is out. Loves to interview Hillary and uppity black women. Likely a terrorist informant.


        Lawrence O'Donnell: Irish Catholic who wants to be an actor (has appeared in movies, poorly). Says he gives the last word on everything, but it isn't a good word. Sits in the seat of the scornful.


        Brian Williams: Liar and hypocrite who was unjustly forgiven (did he repent to Jesus?) about myths he's told on the air previously. Continues to spread lies like how the Dems are going to soundly defeat Trump next election - and stuff like that.


        Other commies like Katy Tur, Nicolle Wallace, Uppity Nigra Joy whatever her last name is, and many other anti-American fools help MSNBC stay on the air somehow. But: God is powerful!


        He can direct the words of the Fox commentators just like He used to before they gave up on Him in an attempt to be "accepted" by the masses. Lord, hear our prayer.
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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        • #5
          Re: Fox News needs our prayers

          Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
          I will certainly add my prayers for Fox. Even when it's bad, it is better than MSNBC. Think:

          Chris Matthews: A homer Navy man who worships the late JFK and thinks Donald Trump is a crackpot with no conscience or integrity.

          Chris Hayes: Barely out of diapers, this Rachel Maddow protégé is married but I suspect he is a homer. His wings are so far left he has constant turbulence when he walks.

          Rachel Maddow: Is it a man? Is it a woman? It is married to a woman, but the jury is out. Loves to interview Hillary and uppity black women. Likely a terrorist informant.

          Lawrence O'Donnell: Irish Catholic who wants to be an actor (has appeared in movies, poorly). Says he gives the last word on everything, but it isn't a good word. Sits in the seat of the scornful.

          Brian Williams: Liar and hypocrite who was unjustly forgiven (did he repent to Jesus?) about myths he's told on the air previously. Continues to spread lies like how the Dems are going to soundly defeat Trump next election - and stuff like that.

          Other commies like Katy Tur, Nicolle Wallace, Uppity Nigra Joy whatever her last name is, and many other anti-American fools help MSNBC stay on the air somehow.
          I see you did a thorough investigation of all MSNBC anchors, through viewing multiple episodes of their shows. I thank you for your selfless service and dedication - now the rest of us don't have to do it. Of course, some of us may, just to be able to compare notes. There's no such thing as too much research into the liberal FAKE NEWS.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
           Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • #6
            Re: Fox News needs our prayers

            It just prove Trump's point that all the news stations are enemies of the people. Why can't they tell the good news about Trump for a change?
            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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            • #7
              Re: Fox News needs our prayers

              Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
              It just prove Trump's point that all the news stations are enemies of the people. Why can't they tell the good news about Trump for a change?
              So true, Dr.Toole. The President is on a roll. He defeated Nancy PAlease and wall construction will start soon. He defeated the yellow people and they will be making big investments here soon.

              All this good news is just not reported.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • #8
                Re: Fox News needs our prayers

                I think (and I’m only 17 so take it with some skepticism) that the only reason we haven’t been seeing real news is because it is hidden behind a paywall. One America News Network is a pay tv service that promotes solely conservative views and has had famous anchors like Sarah Palin herself! Also, shouldn’t Landover Baptist Church be starting it’s own tv network soon after Pastor Ezekiel gets his new jet?
                My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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