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  • Time for Supplications Please

    I am at a Catholic hospital lobby while my dad is being seen. I need you to pray that this is the moment God decides to judge his papist ways. Lots of money at stake. Be careful with how you word your prayers this time. We want God’s will but we need to convince God that dad has had a full and lucrative life.
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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    Re: Time for Supplications Please

    Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
    we need to convince God that dad has had a full and lucrative life.
    Per your request, my beloved Brother Larry, I'm praying that God gives your father a full and lucrative life!
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • #3
      Re: Time for Supplications Please

      Precious Sister

      Next time I post please ignore it like everyone else does. Father fully recovered and is out on his ATV riding through the back yard like a 15 yr old.

      You can’t imagine what your prayers mean to me. No, really, you have no idea.
      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
      Amen and Amen

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      • #4
        Re: Time for Supplications Please

        Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
        You can’t imagine what your prayers mean to me. No, really, you have no idea.
        Oh thank you, dear! You're so sweet!
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • #5
          Re: Time for Supplications Please

          Dear sweet, kind, innocent, humble, and dedicated Brother Larry. Your pleas have pierced my heart! I will pray for your father's imminent death if that is what you wish. However, as you know, God will answer prayers as He deems fit. 1 John 5:14-15



          Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
          1 Corinthians 11:13

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          • #6
            Re: Time for Supplications Please

            No need now Sister Dana. Sister Basilissa already locked in her prayers and they are more powerful. Thanks for the thought.
            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
            Amen and Amen

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            • #7
              Re: Time for Supplications Please

              Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
              Father fully recovered and is out on his ATV riding through the back yard like a 15 yr old.
              I'm not sure whether he's been released from Romish heresy yet. We say "Rome" but it's all Babylonian the idols and stuff. Perhaps our Heavenly Father has reset his dials, allowing another 15 years for him to find Redemption in Christ?

              Micah 7:18 Who is a God like unto thee, that pardoneth iniquity, and passeth by the transgression of the remnant of his heritage? he retaineth not his anger for ever, because he delighteth in mercy.

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              • #8
                Re: Time for Supplications Please

                Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                Precious Sister

                Next time I post please ignore it like everyone else does. Father fully recovered and is out on his ATV riding through the back yard like a 15 yr old.

                You can’t imagine what your prayers mean to me. No, really, you have no idea.
                Hey, I prayed for you too, Larry. I just didn't feel the need to brag about it, as per Matthew 6:5. Praise be.
                I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                • #9
                  Re: Time for Supplications Please

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  Perhaps our Heavenly Father has reset his dials, allowing another 15 years for him to find Redemption in Christ?
                  Praying!

                  Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                  Hey, I prayed for you too, Larry. I just didn't feel the need to brag about it, as per Matthew 6:5. Praise be.
                  Your humility and modesty is a shining example for us all, Brother!
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Time for Supplications Please

                    Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                    ...Father fully recovered and is out on his ATV riding through the back yard like a 15 yr old...
                    So the fervent prayers of a righteous man ain't availing shit? Time to change tack:

                    Step 1: Buy him a nitrous kit for Christmas, and rent a bulldozer for some father-son ramp-building bonding time.

                    Step 2: ????

                    Step 3: Profit!

                    btw: you're not Buddhist at all, are you? so much negative karma there, you'd be in samsara for eons

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                    • #11
                      Re: Time for Supplications Please

                      Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                      I am at a Catholic hospital lobby while my dad is being seen. I need you to pray that this is the moment God decides to judge his papist ways. Lots of money at stake. Be careful with how you word your prayers this time. We want God’s will but we need to convince God that dad has had a full and lucrative life.
                      A long time ago i invented the beggingmachine and the steampowered handshaker.
                      The world is going automaiqe.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Time for Supplications Please

                        Originally posted by Kyrre Eliasen View Post
                        A long time ago i invented the beggingmachine and the steampowered handshaker.
                        The world is going automaiqe.
                        Dear Miss Eliasen: Can you kindly inform us as to how that pertains to the gravity of our beloved Brother Larry's situation with his father's health? No? I didn't think so. Please remember where you are: . And, we should expect that postings here should glorify the , and not pertain to frivolous matters, such as handshakers and whatnot.

                        Sincerely, Isabella W.
                        (Mrs.) Isabella White

                        Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                        • #13
                          Re: Time for Supplications Please

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          bulldozer..samsara
                          Originally posted by Kyrre Eliasen View Post
                          The world is going autom.aiqe.
                          Is "automaiqe" something to do with artificial intelligence? With ref. to the previous post I'd assume you could put one of these in a bulldozer:

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                          • #14
                            Re: Time for Supplications Please

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            So the fervent prayers of a righteous man ain't availing shit? Time to change tack:

                            Step 1: Buy him a nitrous kit for Christmas, and rent a bulldozer for some father-son ramp-building bonding time.

                            Step 2: ????

                            Step 3: Profit!

                            btw: you're not Buddhist at all, are you? so much negative karma there, you'd be in samsara for eons
                            You’re always so full of sarcasm like most sarcastic atheist people because they don’t have Jesus in their heart and mind. If you would stop your non-believer ways the Lord could mightily use you. I could lay hands on you and we could pray the sinners prayer for your eternal Salvation (r). Think how much better life would be with all of Landover on your side.
                            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                            Amen and Amen

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                              Re: Time for Supplications Please

                              The trouble with atheism is that no dignity is permitted for anyone. We're just "atoms" they say and live with no sense of wonder. No dignity and nothing to respect. It's the ultimate arrogance where Jesus taught humility, even to death on The Cross. He explained:
                              Matthew 16:26-27 What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul? For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works.

                              What atheist could say that?

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