[WWJDnow]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

I hear particularly noble negros can join in and associate with the white folks in Heaven.

This is true. How else would we find servants in the afterlife? We won't be able to ship them in from Mexico and Guatemala like the President does at his resorts--they're Catholics, so they'll all go to Hell when they die.

Maybe Herman Cain is such a negro.

Indeed he is!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

Well this is awkward.

Herman Cain 'tweets' two weeks after his death to attack Democrats

The @THEHermanCain account had lain dormant since Cain contracted coronavirus in June, having posted details of Cain’s memorial service and links to tributes.

When it abruptly came to life, one of the first posts was to attack Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, who was unveiled as Biden’s running mate on Tuesday.

“Just in case you thought Biden’s candidacy was going to be anything other than completely nuts, team Trump has released a new video,” the @THEHermanCain account tweeted just after 4pm.

I do firmly believe Jesus rose from the dead but... was Herman Cain really the 2nd coming? I mean, was that it? Did we miss it? I feel this miracle was probably of a more mundane variety, perhaps at the loaves and wine level.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

Well this is awkward.
I do firmly believe Jesus rose from the dead but... was Herman Cain really the 2nd coming? I mean, was that it? Did we miss it? I feel this miracle was probably of a more mundane variety, perhaps at the loaves and wine level.

We have the facts here. Maybe we should ignore complexities and just face them. Herman Cain tweeted. That means he is alive. He was dead so a miracle has just taken place.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

We have the facts here. Maybe we should ignore complexities and just face them. Herman Cain tweeted. That means he is alive. He was dead so a miracle has just taken place.

Spooks scare me.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

We have the facts here. Maybe we should ignore complexities and just face them. Herman Cain tweeted. That means he is alive. He was dead so a miracle has just taken place.

Maybe it's time to reexamine the life of Herman Cain for other miraculous doings. After hours of research I have discovered Mr. Cain was a co-chairman of Black Voices for Trump for the 2020 election cycle. That's quite impressive, possibly a minor miracle. I'm still looking.

Update: further research indicates he came back to life immediately, rather than 2 weeks after his death. Chalk up another miracle. What's that 3? 4 now?

On June 30, the day before he was hospitalized, he praised South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem for not requiring masks at an upcoming Trump campaign event, tweeting "Masks will not be mandatory for the event, which will be attended by President Trump. PEOPLE ARE FED UP!" The tweet was deleted the day he died.

There's no stopping the Pizza King!

[Prayer Warrior]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

Maybe he faked his death to go into hiding? Have we actually seen a body? There's already been two attempts on his life (at the Trump rally and by liberal Trump hating doctors). Herman Cain doesn't have the same level of secret service protection as Trump himself. Maybe he thought this was the only way to stay safe.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

Maybe he faked his death to go into hiding? Have we actually seen a body?

From my sources, no one has seen his body. The funeral was listed as "private." No body and no public funeral leaves open the high probability there was no death.

I haven't seen a death certificate either. Of course there could be one he had made as part of the ruse.

[Basilissa]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

I haven't seen a death certificate either.

You are onto something, Brother Mayor! We are the birthers and we should also be the deathers. WHERE IS THE DEATH CERTIFICATE????

[WWJDnow]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

But it is interesting, if only mildly so, that if you turn the -19 of Covid-19 upside down, you get 61-, which could be an abbreviation of 616.

If you turn 666 upside down, you get 999, the number of Herman Cain's tax plan. And his name was Cain. I'm starting to wonder whether he wasn't a double agent for Satan.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

If you turn 666 upside down, you get 999, the number of Herman Cain's tax plan. And his name was Cain. I'm starting to wonder whether he wasn't a double agent for Satan.

Maybe he was undead and could never die, he just moves on through the centuries never ageing making pizzas?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

Now that Herman Cain is back from the dead, does that mean he's back in charge of Negroes for Trump?

[Isabella White]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

If you turn 666 upside down, you get 999, the number of Herman Cain's tax plan. And his name was Cain. I'm starting to wonder whether he wasn't a double agent for Satan.

Oh, my! This is so very eerie, dear Brother Now. Goodness, and we all know what happened to Cain, don't we? Why, he killed his own brother, Abel. Now, that is not to suggest anything about killing, in regards to Mr. Cain's situation, but we are talking about death, are we not? And, turning 999 back around and seeing 666, well, it does show that something sinister is going on here, if Mr. Cain is "able" to communicate from the grave!

Genesis 4:8 "And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him."

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

I don't know if Herman is dead or not, but we could use him right now. It would be a smart move by President Trump to ask VP Pence to step aside and nominate someone of that other race. Maybe that Kanye guy?

[Basilissa]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

I don't know if Herman is dead or not, but we could use him right now. It would be a smart move by President Trump to ask VP Pence to step aside and nominate someone of that other race. Maybe that Kanye guy?

Oh what a splendid idea, Brother Mayor! Trump and Kanye would complement - and compliment - each other splendidly! And Kanye would fit President Trump's lifestyle much better than that boring and witless male nun Pence!

[Prayer Warrior]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

If you turn 666 upside down, you get 999, the number of Herman Cain's tax plan. And his name was Cain. I'm starting to wonder whether he wasn't a double agent for Satan.

Could an agent of Satan's first words upon possibly returning from the dead be about how completely nuts the Biden campaign is? There have been many shockers over the past several weeks, so it is difficult to say for sure, but I find it hard to imagine an agent of Satan could go to such great lengths to publicly voice disapproval of Biden.

I don't know if Herman is dead or not, but we could use him right now. It would be a smart move by President Trump to ask VP Pence to step aside and nominate someone of that other race. Maybe that Kanye guy?

Great idea!


It was discussed back in 2015, but I still think Ben Carson would have been an appropriate choice (see here for full details on reasoning https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...10#post1163910 ). Imagine the look on Biden's face when Trump has an even darker skinned VP than he does.