Please Pray for Sister Mary Maria's Fetus

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Sister, I only just now noticed your new signature line:

Bearing my husband's heir

Congratulations! May the Lord smile upon your womb, that you bring forth a healthy man-child to raise up as a Warrior for Christ!

[Talitha]

Re: Please Pray for Sister Mary Maria's Fetus

Sister, I only just now noticed your new signature line:

Bearing my husband's heir

Congratulations! May the Lord smile upon your womb, that you bring forth a healthy man-child to raise up as a Warrior for Christ!

Well spotted Brother, perhaps she would enlighten us about this joyous occasion that she has so far KEPT TO HERSELF!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please Pray for Sister Mary Maria's Fetus

Well spotted Brother, perhaps she would enlighten us about this joyous occasion that she has so far KEPT TO HERSELF!!!

PRAISE BE! And here I was think her husband was telling us how he was having problems getting his,... well he was waiting for The Lord to tell him the right time be fruitful.

[Osambo 08]

Re: Please Pray for Sister Mary Maria's Fetus

Let's all hope and pray that he becomes like this




Instead of this,







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[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Please Pray for Sister Mary Maria's Fetus

I'm praying for your pre-born child Sister Mary!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Please Pray for Sister Mary Maria's Fetus

Congrats!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Please Pray for Sister Mary Maria's Fetus

Will we have a pin-the-name-on-the-baby contest? As all of us True Christians™ shall have a hand in raising the blessed babe (at least through the power of example), I wonder if we should all have a hand in naming the bitty thing, too?

I'm so excited for you, Sister! You've waited a long time!

[Talitha]

Re: Please Pray for Sister Mary Maria's Fetus

I suspect Jesus "had a hand in it".

GLORY!!!

[JennyD]

Re: Please Pray for Sister Mary Maria's Fetus

Congratulations, Sister!! It must be a great relief to know you will be Saved(c) in childbearing!

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Please Pray for Sister Mary Maria's Fetus

How precious is the gift of life and how blessed by Jesus you are former Sister Mary.

I will say a special prayer for you, your surprisingly fertile octogenarian husband, your child in waiting and your teen-age Mexican pool-boy who has recently been to confession.



Bless you, my malfeasant mother to be,
Father Mo


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[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Please Pray for Sister Mary Maria's Fetus

Congrats M&M

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Please Pray for Sister Mary Maria's Fetus

I wonder if it will be a boy or a girl?

We can certainly expect it to receive extra attention from Mo over there if it's a boy.

[Rapture Eddie]

Re: Please Pray for Sister Mary Maria's Fetus

I wonder if it will be a boy or a girl?

We can certainly expect it to receive extra attention from Mo over there if it's a boy.

Could be 3 or 4 in there.
Jesus loves multiple Births. More Soldiers for Christ

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Please Pray for Sister Mary Maria's Fetus

Could be 3 or 4 in there.
Jesus loves multiple Births. More Soldiers for Christ

Thank the Lord that they're being borne by a Godly woman like Sister Mary Maria. Who knows what manner of depraved shenanigans three or four unsupervised and unclothed young ones could get up to!

[Rapture Eddie]

Re: Please Pray for Sister Mary Maria's Fetus

Thank the Lord that they're being borne by a Godly woman like Sister Mary Maria. Who knows what manner of depraved shenanigans three or four unsupervised and unclothed young ones could get up to!

I'll Pray that the good sister is a screamer.
Nothing like a woman screamin' her way through Childbirth to get rid of them Demons.
I guess you're right about them Unborns brother. Being all naked and together in there like that just don't seem right