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  • Johnnyboy
    True Christian™ fisherman
    • Jun 2009
    • 801
    #76
    Re: Pray for God's Mexican Swine Flu

    Brother Bathfire,

    I'm glad you can figure out what this crazy mans ranting and raving about. Do they have rabies where he comes from? This man needs a lot of Jesus ASAP!!!!

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22825
        #77
        Re: Pray for God's Mexican Swine Flu

        Originally posted by Pro-Speaker View Post
        bold: did he? oh i nevr knew that. This is your views not everyones stop pushing your views on me
        You have been sent here for a reason. That reason is NOT to have the power of Landover to tub-thump your own agenda - it is to receive Christ's message.

        italic: are you in it by any chance?
        I do visit the patients.

        underline: again your views... p.s. where in the bible does it say you judge that?
        Do your own work! Look up "Sinners" and see what happens to them.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Brother Lazarus
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jul 2008
            • 1062
            #78
            Re: Pray for God's Mexican Swine Flu

            Pro-Speaker, you don't even rise to the level of Neophyte-Speaker. That is probably insulting to Neophytes, but there it is. You're in a no win situation. Brother Bathfire is tearing you to shreds. I suggest you get down on your knees and pray to Jesus for forgiveness.

            Yours in Christ
            Brother Lazarus
            In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639
                #79
                Re: Pray for God's Mexican Swine Flu

                Originally posted by Pro-Speaker View Post
                underline: again your views... p.s. where in the bible does it say you judge that?
                We don't have to judge that. The Bible already tells us who will go to Heaven and who will go to hell:

                John 3:18: He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

                If you don't approve, take it up with the Almighty.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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