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Pray for God's Mexican Swine Flu
Friends,
God has recently chosen to punish the Mary-worshipping, Marihuana-inventing, illegally-immigrating, job-stealing, lazy Mexicans with a plague*.
This plague has so far neutralized 60+ Mexicans, mostly young adults, the demographic group most hateful to the LORD.
This "Swine Flu" doesn't actually have anything to do with pigs - RibFest '09 will not be affected. It is simply called "Swine Flu" because God wanted to add insult to injury - God is calling Mexicans pigs.
I am asking all bretheren to pray for God's will to be done, and for the scientists who are looking for vaccines to fail in their efforts to thwart God's will.
Pray that the world learns the lesson God is trying to teach us with the plague: That sins like sloth, drug smoking, following false religions like the Papist Cult, and causing the recession by stealing jobs from Real Americans, WILL BE PUNISHED. GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED!
* Don't believe Diseases are a punishment sent from God? Here are some Bible verses to consult:
Exodus 9:9-11 God punishes a sinful nation with Boils
Leviticus 14:34 God punshes a nation with "the plague of leprosy"
Num.11:33 For no obvious reason "the wrath of the LORD was kindled against the people, and the LORD smote the people with a very great plague."
Num.14:36-37God killed those that murmured against him with a plague.
1 Samuel 5:6-12 God punshes an entire nation with hemorrhoids "in their secret parts."
2 Samuel 24:13 To punish theJews, God sends a pestilence, killing 70,000 men (and probably around 200,000 women and children).
2 Kings 5:27 God makes a man, and all of his decendents, lepers forever.
UPDATE: While we offer our prayers of thanks to the LORD, let us also remember to thank the Republicans in congress who helped this miracle of the LORD along, and are standing against those who work to thwart God's will.
Here's a Wall Street Journal editorial by Karl Rove where he attacks Obama's porkulus because it contains "$462 million for the Centers for Disease Control, and $900 million for pandemic flu preparations."
Here's the result:
Make sure to buy pork from Smithfield Foods, the factory farm which God chose as his laboratory when He was creating His cleansing plague.
Most of all, thank Department of Health and Human Services secretary Charles Johnson, a Bush-appointed former accountant who is, like Mike Brown of FEMA, is doing "a heck of a job".
We still have a Bush-appointed accountant in charge of the HHS because of Republicans filibustering his Obama-chosen replacement, Kathleen Sebelius. Sing a song of praise to the LORD for blessing us with Republican obstructionism!
God has recently chosen to punish the Mary-worshipping, Marihuana-inventing, illegally-immigrating, job-stealing, lazy Mexicans with a plague*.
This plague has so far neutralized 60+ Mexicans, mostly young adults, the demographic group most hateful to the LORD.
This "Swine Flu" doesn't actually have anything to do with pigs - RibFest '09 will not be affected. It is simply called "Swine Flu" because God wanted to add insult to injury - God is calling Mexicans pigs.
I am asking all bretheren to pray for God's will to be done, and for the scientists who are looking for vaccines to fail in their efforts to thwart God's will.
Pray that the world learns the lesson God is trying to teach us with the plague: That sins like sloth, drug smoking, following false religions like the Papist Cult, and causing the recession by stealing jobs from Real Americans, WILL BE PUNISHED. GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED!
* Don't believe Diseases are a punishment sent from God? Here are some Bible verses to consult:
Exodus 9:9-11 God punishes a sinful nation with Boils
Leviticus 14:34 God punshes a nation with "the plague of leprosy"
Num.11:33 For no obvious reason "the wrath of the LORD was kindled against the people, and the LORD smote the people with a very great plague."
Num.14:36-37God killed those that murmured against him with a plague.
1 Samuel 5:6-12 God punshes an entire nation with hemorrhoids "in their secret parts."
2 Samuel 24:13 To punish theJews, God sends a pestilence, killing 70,000 men (and probably around 200,000 women and children).
2 Kings 5:27 God makes a man, and all of his decendents, lepers forever.
UPDATE: While we offer our prayers of thanks to the LORD, let us also remember to thank the Republicans in congress who helped this miracle of the LORD along, and are standing against those who work to thwart God's will.
Here's a Wall Street Journal editorial by Karl Rove where he attacks Obama's porkulus because it contains "$462 million for the Centers for Disease Control, and $900 million for pandemic flu preparations."
Here's the result:
The House of Representatives had included $900 million in pandemic preparedness funds in its version of the massive stimulus package, but it appeared that all but $50 million was removed...
UPDATE #2:Make sure to buy pork from Smithfield Foods, the factory farm which God chose as his laboratory when He was creating His cleansing plague.
Most of all, thank Department of Health and Human Services secretary Charles Johnson, a Bush-appointed former accountant who is, like Mike Brown of FEMA, is doing "a heck of a job".
We still have a Bush-appointed accountant in charge of the HHS because of Republicans filibustering his Obama-chosen replacement, Kathleen Sebelius. Sing a song of praise to the LORD for blessing us with Republican obstructionism!
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