I am descending back in to Sin

[Get Thee Hence!]

Please pray for me Brothers and Sisters.

As I write this, I am consumed by the Devil's alcohol.

I turned to my KJV to help alleviate, only to find my heathen ex-wench had also absconded with the lectern.

Should I continue to swill the Devil's brew and report all mine utterances to the Godly folk and Pastors of Landover via His forum? Sure be it to say it could be used as research?

Where are you Miss Cheshire?

Please pray for, and advise me dear folk (and pie bakers), the coopers brew is far more toxic than fosters, and I am not sure how much longer the generator will keep the fridge running (the ex-wench also ran off with all the foot peddling abos).

Any advice on what to do with the ex-wench who is the obvious cause of my descent back in to sin is also encouraged.

Praise Jesus, and lead me back in to his basking glory, as there is a far more genital gentile wench who just moved in next door who looks like she needs smiting loving hands.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: I am descending back in to Sin

I've seen this kind of thing before. Troubles at work, rough family life. They always turn to the booze. Next thing you know they're sleeping on the streets in a cardboard box and begging folks for just enough to get one more bottle of the good stuff.

It ain't easy being a cop, but it's what I do.

[Get Thee Hence!]

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Thanks for the prayer Mr Willis.

[Brother Jessup]

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No amount of pray’n can help you brother. I know, since I was a slave to the juice myself before I was born again and learned to drink properly in moderation. No more than three or four shots of hard whiskey before I prepare to hit the local watering hole from now on. And I make sure to limit myself to no more than two beers in the morning.

I suggest you start drinking that near beer to help you get through the day and maybe do at least ten cups of coffee to help keep you sharp. You might want to also discipline the woman, as is your Christian duty so she doesn’t tempt you as Eve tempted Adam as stated in the good book. Stay away from that pretty little thing next door though…..I bet ya she’s nothing but a she-wolf ready to pounce on your back and make away with the beer money in your wallet......







The Honorable Jessup T. Lloyd has spoken…….and an Amen to that!

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: I am descending back in to Sin

I is also gonna pray dat baby come out of you easily!

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am descending back in to Sin

Now Mizzus Johnson, stop that lip smakin', that is a (possibly two) White man you are talking to.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: I am descending back in to Sin

Now Mizzus Johnson, stop that lip smakin', that is a (possibly two) White man you are talking to.

Oh believe you me, Mr Jim, I ain't slobberin ober dat fat white guy!

[-ILOVEJESUS-]

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YAY ALCOHOL
DO COCAINE TOO!

THEN MASTURBATE YOUR F.UCK.IN.G BRAINS OUT

ITS THE BEST

[Max Bayes]

Re: I am descending back in to Sin

An acquaintance of mine recently described to me what he saw as the lowest a man could be in his life was. He said it as such:

"Max, the lowest a man can ever be in his life is to be sat in front of a computer, masturbating with one hand, eating a pot noodle with the other, and crying whilst trolling on God's favourite forum."

As someone who obviously relishes in this deep depth of despair, maybe you could enlighten us on what it feels like to be hellbound, ILP?