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  • SayvedByTheLord
    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 3151

    #31
    Re: I will be missed ....please pray fo me!

    Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
    You know sompthin lady, You highjack ebry single thread in dis here forum and I don like it! Dis was my personal "Good bye" thread and no one cares one bit bout what you have to say? What any of dis have to do wif me going to da hosbital?
    Good to see you back Miz Vavoline, do you have your obaries in a jar next to your bed ?


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • Vavoline Johnson
      Mammy
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 960

      #32
      Re: I will be missed ....please pray fo me!

      Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
      Good to see you back Miz Vavoline, do you have your obaries in a jar next to your bed ?
      No sur, just Sam ole teefs
      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22882

        #33
        Re: I will be missed ....please pray fo me!

        Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
        Well, I for one won't be praying for this "mammy" because 1) I do not hold the bizarre superstition of believing in your racist White patriarchal God
        No, Indeed, I can see you believing in something Afreekan http://www.mythome.org/creatafr.html

        Fans(Bantu):
        In the beginning there was nothing but Nzame. This god is really three: Nzame, Mebere, and Nkwa. It was the Nzame part of the god that created the universe and the earth, and brought life to it.

        While the three parts of Nzame were admiring this creation, it was decided to create a ruler for the earth. So was created the elephant, the leopard, and the monkey, but it was decided that something better had to be created. Between the three of them they made a new creature in their image, and called him Fam (power), and told him to rule the earth.

        Before long, Fam grew arrogant, he mistreated the animals and stopped worshipping Nzame. Nzame, angered, brought forth thunder and lightning and destroyed everything that was, except Fam, who had been promised immortality.

        Nzame, in his three aspects, decided to renew the earth and try again. He applied a new layer of earth to the planet, and a tree grew upon it. The tree dropped seeds which grew into more trees. Leaves that dropped from them into the water became fish, those that dropped on land became animals. The old parched earth still lies below this new one, and if one digs deep enough it can be found in the form of coal.

        Nzame made a new man, one who would know death, and called him Sekume. Sekume fashioned a woman, Mbongwe, from a tree. These people were made with both Gnoul (body) and Nissim (soul). Nissim gives life to Gnoul. When Gnoul dies, Nissim lives on.

        They produced many children and prospered.
        We have got 3 gods who are really one, the creation of animals, the disobedience to the “gods”, the mass destruction of an imperfect creation, and the creation of a man; Sekume and a woman, Mbongwe (clearly a lesser being) who were, because of the troubles in the past, mortal but with an immortal soul.


        Now, you can see how ridiculous this is and how you’d have to be a half-educated jigaboo to believe any of this, and there’s no hope of getting to heaven!

        Hey, but if that’s you bag Prof, I’ll let you go marching to Hell with your darkie friends.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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