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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #16
    Re: Advice please(scottish)

    Lying is a sin. Why do you make up such stories to try to upset some Godly Baptists who are just trying to use their forum?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Cath O'lic
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2009
      • 32

      #17
      Re: Advice please(scottish)

      you are a very sick man

      You must ask forgiveness my child and very soon!

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      • Satan Is THAT bad
        Unsaved trash
        • Jun 2009
        • 20

        #18
        Re: Advice please(scottish)

        Originally posted by Miss April View Post
        Don't listen to this queer Don't wear the kilt It is wrong for a man to wear one
        Yeah. Jesus never wore a kilt so i don't either. He also never used pubic transportation so I follow in Jesus' footsteps and walk to work as well.

        Praise the Lord.
        My username is SERIOUS just in case anyone wonders.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22867

          #19
          Re: Advice please(scottish)

          Originally posted by The baptist View Post
          I would never want to argue with you godly self.

          I was born a catlick, never and i must admit i followed into my teens.

          I saw the way, and confessed to our Lord
          As a Baptist, it is not necessary to "confess" - Baptists repent; God knows what you did anyway!

          Originally posted by Cath O'lic View Post
          you are a very sick man

          You must ask forgiveness my child and very soon!
          A very Catlick phrase - and you've got ginger hair!

          Admit it, both of you are servants of the Anti-Christ, the vicar of Rome and Whore of Babylon!

          In your next post, I want to see the following,

          "Mary's just another woman. Transubstantiation is a load of rubbish - there's no miracle at all, nothing changes, the pope invented the idea as part of his cannibalism. The Pope is the servant of Satan and can go stuff himself if he thinks I believe in wine turning to blood or bread turning to flesh!"

          OK? get on with it.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Cath O'lic
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2009
            • 32

            #20
            Re: Advice please(scottish)

            I am very proud of my flaming locks
            The Pope is a Holy man and I shall say nothing against him or any of our Catholic beliefs
            I don not believe you mean these things and will ask forgiveness on your behalf

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22867

              #21
              Re: Advice please(scottish)

              Originally posted by Cath O'lic View Post
              I am very proud of my flaming locks
              I suppose you see having no friends as being a saving on birthday presents
              The Pope is a Holy man
              No, he is without authority and is the handservant of Satan
              and I shall say nothing against him or any of our Catholic beliefs
              So you are a mary-worshipper, you stand in awe at pictures of mary on burnt toast, you worship her graven image, you cannot speak to God directly, you can buy indulgences and you trade in the bones of your own created saints?
              I don not believe you mean these things and will ask forgiveness on your behalf
              I mean every single one of them. Catlix are NOT Christians.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • The baptist
                Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2009
                • 16

                #22
                Re: Advice please(scottish)

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                As a Baptist, it is not necessary to "confess" - Baptists repent; God knows what you did anyway!

                A very Catlick phrase - and you've got ginger hair!

                Admit it, both of you are servants of the Anti-Christ, the vicar of Rome and Whore of Babylon!

                In your next post, I want to see the following,

                "Mary's just another woman. Transubstantiation is a load of rubbish - there's no miracle at all, nothing changes, the pope invented the idea as part of his cannibalism. The Pope is the servant of Satan and can go stuff himself if he thinks I believe in wine turning to blood or bread turning to flesh!"

                OK? get on with it.
                I have no problem repeating your wise words.

                "Mary's just another woman. Transubstantiation is a load of rubbish - there's no miracle at all, nothing changes, the pope invented the idea as part of his cannibalism. The Pope is the servant of Satan and can go stuff himself if he thinks I believe in wine turning to blood or bread turning to flesh!"

                It sounds very much like catlick sorcery to me.

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                • CarloThePaganHeathen
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 11

                  #23
                  Re: Advice please(scottish)

                  Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                  Don't listen to this queer Don't wear the kilt It is wrong for a man to wear one
                  This is a historical fact, surely you are the spawn of satan for disagreeing with history. May you burn in hell along with the rest of us. At least it'll be a good party

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78553

                    #24
                    Re: Advice please(scottish)

                    Originally posted by CarloThePaganHeathen View Post
                    This is a historical fact, surely you are the spawn of satan for disagreeing with history. May you burn in hell along with the rest of us. At least it'll be a good party
                    Keep your unsaved comments and condemnations to yourself. We do not tolerate hatemongering hee. This is a CHRISTIAN forum.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • CarloThePaganHeathen
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 11

                      #25
                      Re: Advice please(scottish)

                      So why have so many, including yourself, given me so many bad and insulting comments, I am trying nothing more than creating philosophical debate in the name of religion. Ok my comment there was a little belligerent but it was in retaliation to the abuse I have been receiving

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78553

                        #26
                        Re: Advice please(scottish)

                        Originally posted by CarloThePaganHeathen View Post
                        So why have so many, including yourself, given me so many bad and insulting comments, I am trying nothing more than creating philosophical debate in the name of religion. Ok my comment there was a little belligerent but it was in retaliation to the abuse I have been receiving
                        This is not a debate forum. We are here to uplift God's Holy Word and praise His son Jesus. We are warned to avoid philosophy, so we do.

                        Colossians 2:8 Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Bob The Baptist
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2

                          #27
                          Re: Advice please(scottish)

                          Wear the kilt if it is what you want to do, In Scotland this is quite normal.

                          But even if you should suffer for what is right, you are blessed. "Do not fear what they fear ; do not be frightened."
                          Take Courage

                          1 Peter 3:14

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                          • Frogmella
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 28

                            #28
                            Re: Advice please(scottish)

                            Originally posted by Cath O'lic View Post
                            I am very proud of my flaming locks
                            The Pope is a Holy man and I shall say nothing against him or any of our Catholic beliefs
                            I don not believe you mean these things and will ask forgiveness on your behalf
                            Which part of the Emerald Isle are you from? North or South?

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #29
                              Re: Advice please(scottish)

                              Originally posted by Frogmella View Post
                              Which part of the Emerald Isle are you from? North or South?
                              Look pal, this is not OutPersonals.com
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Cath O'lic
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 32

                                #30
                                Re: Advice please(scottish)

                                I live about a five minute walk from the beach in Waterford
                                A beautiful part of the world

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