Pray fo Ted Haggard

[Vavoline Johnson]

That mixed up preacher man is fighten wif me on the facebook. That's gotta be a sin!

[NotInRyebread]

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It's a sin to have differing viewpoints? I thought it was called differing viewpoints.

I wasn't aware that God made an 11th commandment (not counting the numerous hebrew commandments) that specifically said Vavoline Johnson is right about everything and is not to be argued with.

Besides, why do you even stay here? You're among people who hate you and would possibly contemplate killing you merely because you're black.

[James Hutchins]

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It's a sin to have differing viewpoints? I thought it was called differing viewpoints.

I wasn't aware that God made an 11th commandment (not counting the numerous hebrew commandments) that specifically said Vavoline Johnson is right about everything and is not to be argued with.

Besides, why do you even stay here? You're among people who hate you and would possibly contemplate killing you merely because you're black.

We love Missus Valvoline. We'd never contemplate killing her. She is a valuable member of our society. She is a kind and gracious lady.

You, MoldMan, are not any of those, though you do seem a bit girly.

[NotInRyebread]

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Well let's see. I'm a nice person, I am polite, trustworthy, honorable, helpful, intelligent, and supportive. I spend a good portion of my time helping people with their problems, yet I'm a bad person because I don't agree with everything you say? That's backward.

As for the "girly" statement. 1: That isn't necessary to say. 2: There's nothing wrong with having a compassionate side. I am a straight male. Being a little "girly" as you say, even though I don't think I am, doesn't make someone a sinner.

You need to get over your "hardened tough guy" look, and step down from your stool of self-indulgent conceit. All of you. You all think you're better than everyone else out there even though your personal beliefs are as asinine and unprovable as anyone else's.

[InGodWeTrust]

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Well let's see. I'm a nice person, I am polite, trustworthy, honorable, helpful, intelligent, and supportive. I spend a good portion of my time helping people with their problems, yet I'm a bad person because I don't agree with everything you say? That's backward.

You're a bad person because you disrespect God.

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: Pray fo Ted Haggard

It's a sin to have differing viewpoints? I thought it was called differing viewpoints.

I wasn't aware that God made an 11th commandment (not counting the numerous hebrew commandments) that specifically said Vavoline Johnson is right about everything and is not to be argued with.

Besides, why do you even stay here? You're among people who hate you and would possibly contemplate killing you merely because you're black.

I saw Ted's comments with my own two eyes!! Vav did nothing to provoke that sinning homosexual!

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Pray fo Ted Haggard

It's a sin to have differing viewpoints? I thought it was called differing viewpoints.

I wasn't aware that God made an 11th commandment (not counting the numerous hebrew commandments) that specifically said Vavoline Johnson is right about everything and is not to be argued with.

Besides, why do you even stay here? You're among people who hate you and would possibly contemplate killing you merely because you're black.

Now, who be you? I came here wif an important problem, one that is about good versus ebil! Haggard is suppose to be Godly man. You would thinks he gots himself better things to do then to fight wif old colored ladies. And jist rember this, who is gonna clean the church terlets iffen they kill me?

[Vavoline Johnson]

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I saw Ted's comments with my own two eyes!! Vav did nothing to provoke that sinning homosexual!

Thank you Miz D'Arlene. I is thinkin he made a pact wif Satan cause he been living an awful good life since messin around wif da men folks

[NotInRyebread]

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You're a bad person because you disrespect God.

Respect is earned, not given. When God does something that proves he exists he will gladly start respecting him, but a book that has been printed by men isn't going to convince me of anything.

[James Hutchins]

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Missus Valvoline, ErgotMan hates black folk, pretty obvious as he hurled epitaphs at you without the slightest of provocation (that means he beat on you for no reason).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well let's see. I'm a nice person, I am polite, trustworthy, honorable, helpful, intelligent, and supportive. I spend a good portion of my time helping people with their problems, yet I'm a bad person because I don't agree with everything you say? That's backward.

As for the "girly" statement. 1: That isn't necessary to say. 2: There's nothing wrong with having a compassionate side. I am a straight male. Being a little "girly" as you say, even though I don't think I am, doesn't make someone a sinner.

You need to get over your "hardened tough guy" look, and step down from your stool of self-indulgent conceit. All of you. You all think you're better than everyone else out there even though your personal beliefs are as asinine and unprovable as anyone else's.

Friend, you are about one post away from being asked to leave. This is a Christian forum. Since you are clearly not a Christian, I wonder what you're doing here?

This poor nigra lady has a problem she's asking for help with, and all you can do is hurl hatred at God's favorite church? If that's what passes for "nice and polite" in the unsaved world, then I'm glad I'm not you.




Miss V, I'll have a word with Ex-pastor Haggard for you. Don't you worry your nappy little head.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[QUOTE=NotInRyebread;355715]

I wasn't aware that God made an 11th commandment (not counting the numerous hebrew commandments) that specifically said Vavoline Johnson is right about everything and is not to be argued with.

A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. Joh:13:34

I think this covers the situation. What is there about Mrs Johnson that is not to love?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Brother Bathfire gave you the proper rebuke, perfectly in tune with the Bible. Heck, Brother Bathfire is to the Bible as Mozart is to music!

So let us pray for Pastor Ted Haggard, our fallen brother. He was seduced byt the sinister web of gay sex and speed, and as we all know nothing of that nature can make us happy. Pastor Ted was a Good Christian who made a slight mistake of falling from grace. I think everyone owes it to Pastor Ted to prop him up and provide support against the sins he has done. Surely, he has asked forgiveness.

Let us not ask forgiveness for Satanist Boy George who contininuously mocks Christianity with his cross-dressing and homosexuality. I am listening to "The Crying Game", but only for research purposes. Do not think I listen to this for pleasure. I listen to understand the sin-filled homosexual lifestyl so I may save others from its grip!

Now I am listening to "San Francisco" by the Village People. No doubt an anthem worshipping sodomy! "Bright neon lights tell the Broadway story" - can it get any more gay than that? The deceptive and seductive disco beat draws people to homosexuality. It is an anthem praising San Francisco, Sodom of the Modern World!

I am a True Christian(tm) because I am submitting myself to the powers of Gay Disco and Heathen Music. I throw my heterosexual self into the den of erotic homosexuality, passionate and pumping, just to show you the depths and depravity it speaks of. Gay sex is dangerous! Quit listening to disco music. It doesn't matter how "good" it feels, it is in violation of King James Bible!

"SAN FRANCISCO! SAN FRANCISCO! Take me to the bay!" - queers chant this. I am in a gay club as we speak. Everyone around me sings the chorus. I do not enjoy this. THis is very unhealthy. Even while I dance and sing with them, it's out of not offending them.

"Macho Man! I must dance to this song! Every man wants to be a macho man! Workouts in the health spa, muscles grow! HEY! HEY! HEY! I got to bea a macho man..."

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Brother Bathfire gave you the proper rebuke, perfectly in tune with the Bible. Heck, Brother Bathfire is to the Bible as Mozart is to music!

So let us pray for Pastor Ted Haggard, our fallen brother. He was seduced byt the sinister web of gay sex and speed, and as we all know nothing of that nature can make us happy. Pastor Ted was a Good Christian who made a slight mistake of falling from grace. I think everyone owes it to Pastor Ted to prop him up and provide support against the sins he has done. Surely, he has asked forgiveness.

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Thank you Rev Jim. Well, I is really not concerned bout the souls of anybody but Mr Ted!
Miz Veda Coles and me were out at the Staple Center in LA doin our commentary for the southern color folk on facebook, the ones that couldn't make it to Mr Michaels funeral show. All I did was post:

Vavoline J1ckson-Johnson Peoples are carrin signs sayin "Thank you for your love, Michael". I is hopin it ain't dat man /boy love thing



Ted H4ggard at 11:24am July 7Give him a break. We need to trust the system. He wasn't convicted, so let's let him rest in peace.




Then like that weren't enough:

Vavoline J1ckson-Johnson Veda and me jist got da word dat Mr Michael is gonna be laid to rest in a white Versece suit with golden under wears. I is a wondering iffen dats like that magic underpants da Mormons wear.

Dat somabitch writes:



Ted H4ggard at 11:26am July 7

You are fascinated with the most unusual things. Have you ever considered counseling?



Counseling? me? We coloreds done get no help from nobody but the Church and Jeesus!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Look, quit being so hard on Rev. Haggard, Miss Vavoline! He has been through a lot! This is a man who knows the value of Christ's forgiveness. Okay so he had an extended affair with a homosexual lover and did speed with him...who are we to judge? He has asked for forgiveness, and as we all know the only unforgiveable sin is blaspheming the Holy Ghost, and clearly Rev. Haggard has not done this!

He is my new friend on Facebook, and I feel I have a lot in common with him. We are both sinners. He did homosexuality and speed; I did fraud, money laundering, and embezzlement. I served 15 years in prison for my sins. I have learned the errors of my ways. I know it is not right to take church funds and buy Rolls-Royces and Rolexes. That is why I drive modest cars like Mercedes-Benz and wear simple watches like Movado.

Please do not take cheap pot shots at a sinner. We are all sinners. That is very unfair of you!