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    Pray Fo Me Please

    Well, Jeesus did answer my first prayer, of course. I got my job back so da Lawd is still lookin after me.
    Now I jist got to be protected from dem nasty colored gals on da lunch line dat I serve. I never in my life seen gals so picky bout what dey be eatin! You be thinkin they got themselve reservations at Le Circe or sumpthin the way they complain their egg roll ain't crispy enouf o da Cajun chicken too expensive.
    I be startin back on next week so sadly, work be cuttin into my time at the Landover.
    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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    Re: Pray Fo Me Please

    I prayed for you.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Pray Fo Me Please

      I prayed for you Miz Vav. I also prayed the Lord strikes down those uppity girls with dysentery.
      Luke 5:31
      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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      • #4
        Re: Pray Fo Me Please

        Why post in an accent?

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        • #5
          Re: Pray Fo Me Please

          Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
          Well, Jeesus did answer my first prayer, of course. I got my job back so da Lawd is still lookin after me.
          Now I jist got to be protected from dem nasty colored gals on da lunch line dat I serve. I never in my life seen gals so picky bout what dey be eatin! You be thinkin they got themselve reservations at Le Circe or sumpthin the way they complain their egg roll ain't crispy enouf o da Cajun chicken too expensive.
          I be startin back on next week so sadly, work be cuttin into my time at the Landover.
          The Lord demands much of His Servants and a willing horse is always worked the most - renew your resolve Sister Vavoline, your inspirational work is required here.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #6
            Re: Pray Fo Me Please

            Originally posted by salmonking51 View Post
            Why post in an accent?
            Who are you to ask a forum member why she posts as she does?
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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            • #7
              Re: Pray Fo Me Please

              I was merely curiose.

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              • #8
                Re: Pray Fo Me Please

                Without meaning any disrespect towards Sister Vavoline, she is well, highly ignorant of the English language. She types phonetically. She also uses a lot of her own type of spelling, similar to "txt spk" that many of you young people do these days. I think you owe her an apology for insulting her writing. It's not her fault she has a lack of education and grew up poor!

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray Fo Me Please

                  Originally posted by salmonking51 View Post
                  I was merely curiose.
                  Based on your posts so far you seem to have some definite literacy issues friend. Satan has obviously taken you, but you are also in the right place to be cleansed of his influence.


                  Leviticus 26:27-29

                  27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                  28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                  29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray Fo Me Please

                    Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                    Well, Jeesus did answer my first prayer, of course. I got my job back so da Lawd is still lookin after me.
                    Now I jist got to be protected from dem nasty colored gals on da lunch line dat I serve. I never in my life seen gals so picky bout what dey be eatin! You be thinkin they got themselve reservations at Le Circe or sumpthin the way they complain their egg roll ain't crispy enouf o da Cajun chicken too expensive.
                    I be startin back on next week so sadly, work be cuttin into my time at the Landover.
                    Ms Vavoline I plan to come and enjoy some of your fine fried chicken, chitlins, and greens. Topped off with a big slice of watermelon.


                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray Fo Me Please

                      Originally posted by salmonking51 View Post
                      I was merely curiose.
                      Well, ain't you rude? Dis here is my own personal prayer thread. Iffen yo got sumpthin to say about my spellin an yo spellin ain't so great neither, start your own thread. In da meantime, I know my work wont cut into bible study night.
                      Without meaning any disrespect towards Sister Vavoline, she is well, highly ignorant of the English language. She types phonetically. She also uses a lot of her own type of spelling, similar to "txt spk" that many of you young people do these days. I think you owe her an apology for insulting her writing. It's not her fault she has a lack of education and grew up poor!
                      Dat right Mr Reverand Jim, I do da best I kin. Lawd knows all dem nights I been spendin at the Landover Negro Re-Education school been helpin me a lot!
                      An thank yous fo yo prayers. I know dey gonna help me wif dem nasty gals
                      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray Fo Me Please

                        I'll pray for you, too.
                        Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Pray Fo Me Please

                          Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
                          I'll pray for you, too.
                          Well, I aint sick, I is stuck goin back to work but I thanks you!
                          Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                          • #14
                            Re: Pray Fo Me Please

                            Miss Valvoline, I will be praying for you.
                            If women were created out of a man's rib, a man should be entitled to break a women's rib, every now and then.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Pray Fo Me Please

                              Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                              Well, Jeesus did answer my first prayer, of course. I got my job back so da Lawd is still lookin after me.
                              Now I jist got to be protected from dem nasty colored gals on da lunch line dat I serve. I never in my life seen gals so picky bout what dey be eatin! You be thinkin they got themselve reservations at Le Circe or sumpthin the way they complain their egg roll ain't crispy enouf o da Cajun chicken too expensive.
                              I be startin back on next week so sadly, work be cuttin into my time at the Landover.
                              Im sorry, but i was criticized for my spelling errors around 3 times...
                              Why hasnt anyone taught you how to spell?

                              Im making this guess by the way you spell... Are you a Negro in the south of America?

                              You should pray to God for the gift of correct spelling.
                              Satan's personal physician.

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