Child Protective Services is harrasing us. Again.

[Brother Enoch]

Seems my kids made friends with the little atheist girl who live next door and invited her in without my knowledge.

Maybe it's my fault, I told my daughter not to hang around with the mooslim kids on the other side of the house because of their suicide vests. But they're only training vests with simple firecrackers. They only hurt themselves when they set them off, but it's still really unsetlling when I smile at little fatima and hear a couple of dozen sharp bangs as she pretends to blow me and her up. Then she drops to the floor covered in second degree burns, crying out to Allah. I'm worried that she'll become really dangerous when she turns five.

Anyway, the atheist girl apparently came into the house when I was at Bible study/homer outreach at the 'coal mine', where the unsaved gay nigras congregate. The girl apparently saw the lovely murals we have on all the kids walls to remind them of the wages of sin.

It's a truly beautiful mural:



So this little satan-spawn 6 year old atheist child told her bong-loving parents about our loving attempt to save our children from the clutches of Satan, and now the social services people are involved. They say we might be traumatizing our children with the murals and mistreating them in other ways (with simple chores, like slopping out the pigpen, and strangling the piglets for piglet and bunny pie). Apparently them killing the baby rabbits is a problem too. And the exorcisms they occasionally need, too.

What do I do about this? The libral bleeding-heart freaks are here almost all day now, and keep threatening to take the kids to a foster home.

Can I shoot them?

What has this world come to?

Looking for prayers and advice.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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This is a sad reality brought on by liberalism and Obama-style governance.

The best thing you can do is contact your local Republican representative and alert him that you are being persecuted for your religion. Hopefully they can turn it into a national crisis, a truly Republican skill.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This is a sad reality brought on by liberalism and Obama-style governance.

The best thing you can do is contact your local Republican representative and alert him that you are being persecuted for your religion. Hopefully they can turn it into a national crisis, a truly Republican skill.

Ofc. Don, I don't believe they have anything like Republicans up there in Canada. I think he's up the creek without a paddle as they say.

I was surprised that he mentioned having access to a gun. I had heard that their Godless government had made possession of weaponry illegal in the same law that forced queer marriage on their blasphemous country.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Seems my kids made friends with the little atheist girl who live next door and invited her in without my knowledge.




What do I do about this? The libral bleeding-heart freaks are here almost all day now, and keep threatening to take the kids to a foster home.

Can I shoot them?

What has this world come to?

Looking for prayers and advice.

Well, iffen you lived here in Flori-duh, you could shoot dem wifout a problem. Them people sound like a real threat and when you is threatened, you kin kill em. There ain't nothin like livin in a republican state where blastin liberals off da face of da earth is ok and even legal.

[Flat Lander]

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Dear Brother Avatar:

I think there is only one solution. Dig a whole about six feet deep and put your children in it. Cut a length of hose six feet and one inch long for each child. Put the children in the whole. Put one end of the hose in their mouths. Fill the hole back up with dirt, with just the one inch of the hose sticking out of the ground so the children can still get air. When the Child Protective Service people come, tell them that a different government agency (like the police or something) already came and took the kids away.

Then, after the Child Protective Services people have left, dig your children back up. Works every time. We do it pretty often here at the Moron Church compound.

Good luck.

Your friend.

Flat Lander

[Brother Enoch]

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What's a 'whole'?

[Flat Lander]

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What's a 'whole'?

Thanks for asking about that. That's Mormon talk for a "whole hole" as opposed to a partial hole. It means a hole in the ground that is the whole hole instead of half a hole or only a third of a hole or anything like that. Sorry I wasn't clear. I forgot that you didn't speak Mormon. I'm trying not to speak Mormon around here to much but sometimes my old wicked ways slip out accidentally. Thanks for helping me remember to do better. Any more luck with the Child Protective Services people?

[Robert Hutchins]

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Dear Brother Avatar:

I think there is only one solution. Dig a whole about six feet deep and put your children in it. Cut a length of hose six feet and one inch long for each child. Put the children in the whole. Put one end of the hose in their mouths. Fill the hole back up with dirt, with just the one inch of the hose sticking out of the ground so the children can still get air. When the Child Protective Service people come, tell them that a different government agency (like the police or something) already came and took the kids away.

Then, after the Child Protective Services people have left, dig your children back up. Works every time. We do it pretty often here at the Moron Church compound


Your friend.

Flat Lander

Flat Lander, when you give advice, please only do so without endangering others. That's what liberals look for when they come to persecute and repress us. I sincerely doubt a child, or anyone, could breathe through a hose six feet long, without the help of Jesus Christ to imbue their lungs with tremendous power. And with all the second hand smoke these days...

[Flat Lander]

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Flat Lander, when you give advice, please only do so without endangering others. That's what liberals look for when they come to persecute and repress us. I sincerely doubt a child, or anyone, could breathe through a hose six feet long, without the help of Jesus Christ to imbue their lungs with tremendous power. And with all the second hand smoke these days...

I was assuming that the children wouldn't actually be smoking at the time (I guess I should have said that) and since this is in the Prayer Requests thread, I sort of thought it went without saying that the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, the King of The Universe, and Son of the One True Living God, would receive a special prayer on behalf of these children. Since Brother Avatar started this thread, I just assumed that all of the good Christians in the Landover Baptist Church would be praying for his darling children. I guess I assumed too much. I'm sorry. I'm trying to get the hang of this being a Christian but it is difficult. I should listen more. I know that, but I was so long in the Mormon cult where they stressed the importance of "works" that I sometimes can't help myself.

I'll try to listen more.

Note to self: listen more.

Thanks Brother Hutchins, I don't know what I would do without kind, caring, loving, wonderful, sweet-natured good Christians like you. I'd go to hell, I guess.

[KandyRedLac]

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Seems my kids made friends with the little atheist girl who live next door and invited her in without my knowledge.

Maybe it's my fault, I told my daughter not to hang around with the mooslim kids on the other side of the house because of their suicide vests. But they're only training vests with simple firecrackers. They only hurt themselves when they set them off, but it's still really unsetlling when I smile at little fatima and hear a couple of dozen sharp bangs as she pretends to blow me and her up. Then she drops to the floor covered in second degree burns, crying out to Allah. I'm worried that she'll become really dangerous when she turns five.

Anyway, the atheist girl apparently came into the house when I was at Bible study/homer outreach at the 'coal mine', where the unsaved gay nigras congregate. The girl apparently saw the lovely murals we have on all the kids walls to remind them of the wages of sin.

It's a truly beautiful mural:



So this little satan-spawn 6 year old atheist child told her bong-loving parents about our loving attempt to save our children from the clutches of Satan, and now the social services people are involved. They say we might be traumatizing our children with the murals and mistreating them in other ways (with simple chores, like slopping out the pigpen, and strangling the piglets for piglet and bunny pie). Apparently them killing the baby rabbits is a problem too. And the exorcisms they occasionally need, too.

What do I do about this? The libral bleeding-heart freaks are here almost all day now, and keep threatening to take the kids to a foster home.

Can I shoot them?

What has this world come to?

Looking for prayers and advice.

They need to take your children away from you for teaching such nonsense. I wouldn't be surprised if you are a child molester your profile pic sure looks like one.

[Wide-Open]

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They need to take your children away from you for teaching such nonsense. I wouldn't be surprised if you are a child molester your profile pic sure looks like one.

That is a serious accusation. We have given your details to the DoF. Expect a knock on your door soon.

[Love is the Answer ?]

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My prayers are with you, Brother Enoch. It truly is terrible how low atheists will stoop to cover the eyes of their children, and to sabotage our attempts at educating ours. I can only pray that they will, someday, see the error of their ways and accept Jesus.

But, just as a side note... I'd slip a little cyanide in their tea, leaves less evidence as you quickly sneak out the door back home...

[Gott ist ganz toll was, nicht!!]

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You deserve to have your Kids taken - my god you're a nutter!

P.S if you're so convinced that God exists why do you have to remind yourselves with chants etc every sunday. You don't see scientists meetign every week chanting ' Gravity is real, gravity is real, gravity is real'

Christianity = Trash, just like every other religion that humans have made up over the years

[James Hutchins]

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You deserve to have your Kids taken - my god you're a nutter!

P.S if you're so convinced that God exists why do you have to remind yourselves with chants etc every sunday. You don't see scientists meetign every week chanting ' Gravity is real, gravity is real, gravity is real'

Christianity = Trash, just like every other religion that humans have made up over the years

Well, a delightful hate crime promoting Nazi! Are you really this stupid or are you making believe (the latter, I hope for your sake). Church is not attended to by Gods Children for them, it is attended to for God's benefit.

Interesting too, in your first poorly worded paragraph, you refer to God, then in the second, feebly attempt to deny His existence. Which is it girl, Yes or No? No sleeping on it, I want an answer right now.

[Nobar King]

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Christianity = Trash, just like every other religion that humans have made up over the years

So, only half of all religions are trash? I see you bashing on Christianity. What other religions do you reject, and which do you tolerate?